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Most in Demand Language?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:03

So, what languages are in the most demand in the industy? What do you think? C/C++? Java? And so on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:35

This damned "industry" is all about Javur and whatever managers read in this month's edition of the Daily Stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:46

Jarvur is getting muscled out by C-octothorpe .NOT

XML is still a good thing to have on your CV though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 6:04

Yeah, managers suffer from spontaneous orgasming when they hear "XML". They would want to describe even their own stupidity using an XML document. If you're a manager and reading this, you already came two times, and you must be tired, please go home while your developers do the ugly work you've asked them to do using loads of Java and XML OOPS SORRY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 14:57

I intentionally not-know these political languages so that the only people who hire me will be people who aren't so superficial.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 15:42

>>5
Let me guess: you're unemployed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 17:30

>>6

Let me guess: you think the only companies that hire people are Microsoft and Sun

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 17:50 (sage)

>>5
Enjoy your PIC assembly on a chip that isn't endowed with a UART!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 18:45

Speaking of C/C++ which is better to learn first? C or C++? Is it wise to just forget C and go with C++? Or learn C and then go on to C++? Or is it okay to just stick with C?

This is with previous programming knowledge. I've dabled in other things already (like Java and Python).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:01

>>9

Go with C.  C++ is just C with objects.

And OOP is overrated and for stupid people and liars.  Coding in C will teach you to be careful and observant about what you write.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:07

>>10

Eh dont alot of employers demand knowledge of OOP?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 19:26

>>9
You learn C first. Real C. Then you ditch Java, and use Python for most things, and C for low-level stuff. Besides, programmers need to know C just like artists need to know Mona Lisa.

>>11
They do, because it's another thing they jerk off to. "Hi, is this lava lamp object-oriented?"

Protip: Popular OO languages like Java and C++ really suck at it. You'll hate your life until you discover there are better implementations out there.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 20:20

>>12

Unfortunately those languages which are great at OOP, suck at not-being-an-eyesore.

Fucking Smalltalk.  I love how the professors over the age of 55 in my department all get raging boners to that language.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 21:12

Isn't Ruby a viable successor to Smalltalk? Use that instead.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 22:09

Know C, C++, and Java, html and xml, php and mySQL, perl and python. You be all set. Hey, this is why we're payed the big bucks... Oh, wait no, we're being outsourced to India... Never mind, why are you trying to learn programming again? So you can go live in a van down by the river?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 22:22

Computers are all I'm good at. What else can I do? It's that or working at walmart or Mcdonalds for the rest of my life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 0:24

C# because no one wants to code in it and MS is pushing it hard.

We're not talking about good or bad languages, we're talking about DEMAND, java demands are easily fufilled, I'm talking about getting paid (and then buying whores).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:16

>>16
You need to get out more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:31

>>18

Thanks, but I probably get out alot more than you. Cant help it if I'm only talented in a few areas. (Not like you can choose your talents)

But please get back on topic.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 1:49

>>19
Obviously you don't. A lot of human endeavour has nothing to do with "talent". Either that, or you're setting a new record for lazy.

Hey, ignore what I say. It's your life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 9:08

>>16
fapping to hentai and porn on computers are all I'm good at.

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 10:51

C# - no one wants to code in that POS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 12:16

Remember kids, if it's not Microsoft, you can call it open source! Even if it's Oracle!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 14:09

Okay, so Java is easily fullfilled. No one wants to do C#. C before C++. Two fags arguing over the internet.

I have that all correct?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 14:18

>>24

Prolog is obviously superior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 19:37

Java if you want to work for people, C# if you develop on your own. C++ if you're going to work for a game dev.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 22:03

Prolog if you're working for a European science company

Lisp and Fortran if you're working for an American science company

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 22:38

Is it possible to learn all of these and have better chances at getting into these kind of jobs? So you use whatever is needed in whatever you land in.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 1:40

>>28

Most languages that follow ALGOL-style syntax (C, C++, Java, Fortran, Perl, Python, etc... most languages) are easy to pick up once you're good in at least one of them and tune your brain to understand most concepts.

Other languages such as Lisp (heavy on s-expressions) and Prolog and Haskell (heavy on recursion and pattern matching) require you spend extra time and discipline to learn how they are interpreted, as their purposes are typically targeted to more academic and science-oriented domains.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 2:13

>>1
Java, C#, C++.  We can argue about which language is superior forevers but all the gayest languages are actually in demand.

Also, Ruby is getting popular.  Not even lying.  Search monster.com for "Ruby", you'll see.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 7:11

C#, C++, PHP, Ruby, Python.
Most companies won't mention the last 3, but there is a lot of demand is there. To replace Java.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 7:13 (sage)

>Java if you want to work for people
rofl

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 13:05

ahahahah lol at the guy who said Ruby and Python.
They don't even have the same market share that perl does.
You guys are fucking ignorant.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 13:36

I'm surprised no one has mentioned ASP .NET...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 15:09

>>33
Perl is reserved for code that will leap from the shadows and assrape the one that has to look at it in 10 years

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 15:10 (sage)

>>35
While Java assrapes you the next day!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 19:24

>>36
Truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-07 23:55

>>35

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEMAND NOT DEMAND FOR ASSRAPE

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:01

>>34

I don't know what ASP.NET is, but I sure am sick of seeing mention of it whenever I do a Google for most C# or .NET related topics I'm trying to find out about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:28

>>39
Its a great secure web development language!
' or 'am I wrong' = 'am I wrong'

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