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Most in Demand Language?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 5:03

So, what languages are in the most demand in the industy? What do you think? C/C++? Java? And so on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 0:45

>>40

That must be why I don't know what it is.  As much as I use the web, I never cared enough to write a OMG LOL THIS IS A WEBPAGE ABOUT MY DOGS AND CATS  AND FUNNY JOKES I HURD LOL.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 7:21 (sage)

>>35
>>36
>>37
You speak the truth!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 19:52

VB.NET is probably the most in-demand language at the moment.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 11:46

i imagine that COBOL will be in high demand in a few years after the last few living humans that know it retire, and corporations scramble wildly to find people who will be able to maintain their thirty year old mainframe infrastructure. just a guess tho.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-10 19:15 (sage)

>>43
Go look at the research instead of talking out of your ass.
C# is the king of the hill for DEMAND, MARKETPLACE HIRING DEMAND.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 7:19

NO YOU GUYS ARE ALL WORNG

IT IS TCL/TK

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 21:39

FREEBASIC OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 2:26

Knowing Macromedia Flash (so.. Actionscript I suppose) seems in demand, especially since most flash advertisements on the net (which in many cases would cost *a lot* for the company to have it on popular websites) are really god-awful quality. New generation smilies? Lame.

Name: cmn_ 2006-05-12 9:11

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 10:47

COBOL IS WHERE THR $_$ IS

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 12:35

>>49
But Delphi does not start with C!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 4:51

>>49

I'm going to slit my wrists.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-13 5:16

>>49 b-b-b-but where is assembler??

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 11:56

Bah. Real men code in raw binary.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 14:17

>>54
No, they do not, that is fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 17:55

Real men use a magnetized needle to directly write onto the hard drive.

>>55
Pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-14 20:14

>>56

Real men write symbols on toilet paper and run a turing machine themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 1:37

Real men build their own CPUs with customized instruction sets out of transistors and TTL chips.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 11:00

Real men shit silicon which is eaten by other men who shit CPUs

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 12:45

Real men just a pencil and a pad of paper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 12:57

Real men go out and actually rape Japanese schoolgirls in person instead of programming a robot to do it for them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-15 23:25

Real men use abacuses

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 11:22

Real men are dicks

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 4:10

Real men just imagine it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 4:57

Real men post the 65th post in programming threads.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 6:23

Real men do 3D transformations in their head.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 7:33

Real men are Transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 8:17

Real men can transform Transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 10:41

Real men can transform the Transformers' transformers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:52

Real men understand real men who understand real men who understand real men that understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand real men who understand...

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 11:52

recursion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-17 13:30

If you understand that man one more time...

Name: Real man 2006-05-18 0:13 (sage)

sage

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:23

>>73
REAL MEN AGE. BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 12:36

Real men make fun of >>73

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 7:32

<---Real men

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 15:10

<--- Real man

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 1:58

Coca-cola.  Real, man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 18:15

I see alot of with job adds about mysql/php and flash. There's a big industry going on with design/homepages right now, and, well, these 3 are rather easy. I suppose its not really programming though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 13:26

Real men is a pile of miserable secrets

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