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Japan the least sexually satisfied country

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:10

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_re_us/sexual_satisfaction

i fucking lol at all those weeaboos that wish they were born japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:32

Maybe that's why they have so good porn and so much of it. That's the way they get their satisfaction. Makes kinda sense.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:38

It kind of gets boring when you have sex with 13-14 year old girls every night.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 16:00

Japanese males are just fucking sissies, I don't thinks wapanese wanted to be born japanese. They just wish they could live in Japan and fuck japanese girls.
>>2 is right about porn though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 16:19

Japanese porn isn't good. all girls look the same and they don't really do anything, just lie down on the bed, close eyes, make a face and make a whining sound. Not really erotic

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 17:39

>>5
Oh? You ghave looked at some boring soft core. Japanese produce best fetish porn on Earth, but in most times you have to pay for it. Only boring stuff is mostly shared on net, expect for scat which is quite nice, but they should share more. Then there is h-manga which has great diversity and much original ideas, but I don't really count drawings as porn, but still extremely good fap material.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 17:49

scat != porn

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 18:26

FUCK JAPIG

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 18:32

JAPIGNOLE

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 22:27

I wish America was the same way.  Instead, we spawn babies while going to college and working two jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 23:31

>>10 speaks the truth! 

The children of unmarried couples are called bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 23:57

Never call someone a bastard when you are in a roomful of americans. That was a scary few seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 0:07

>>12

Europeans too.

Anyway, what's all this hippie nonsense of having kids out of wedlock?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 5:45

Married or unmarried, people have too many kids.  Smart people will use contraceptives, while stupid people will procreate.  I'd rather have everyone be shy and resort to drawing their sexual fantasies instead. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:38

I wish the US was sexually repressed and extremely shy and polite about everything.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:51

>>14

And the stupid will outnumber the smart and slay them in a French-Revolution type fashion.

Who's stupid, then?

Who's alive to tell the tale?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:09

>>14
Signed
>>16
Numbers aren't everything. The smart has a deeper fury, a greater level on inspiration begets faster minds, furthering them being overhanded to begin with. Faster minds along with fury inspiring desire to leads to fast fists and feet, aimed at as deadly a place as possible, and with knowledge, they will always know where that is WHILE evading/defending all pitiful and weakly inspired and thought out attacks upon them.

Who is alive to tell the tale? Depends, if stupids and numbers stick (highly doubt) no one does, eventually. In the society with a goal that does not cover eventuality, that society will one day cease to be, and left to be forgotten among space with nothing truly of value lost to the universe. If smarties twist necks, and afterwards, celebrate by fufilling the true goal, they live on, but the story won't be told, the planet will still be forgotten when they abandon it to go chill with the universe or rather the part where all the cool existentials are instead of here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 0:25

Stay off the shrooms man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 23:19

>>20
Fuck you. Hair is hot, as long as it isn't a fucking forest. I'd choose a nice trimmed girl over some bitch who looks like an eight-year-old from the waist down any day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 23:45

"I'd choose a nice trimmed girl over some bitch who looks like an eight-year-old"

I think you're on the wrong board.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 3:18

>>23
Most shaved girls don't actually look young down there when they shave, they just look like whores with ugly shaved cunts.

Personally I like both hairy and hairless mounds, and when I say hairless I mean REAL hairless. There simply is no good substitute for a child's smooth vagina, shaved doesn't even come close. Besides, Asians actually look really good with pubic hair if they take care of it

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 4:10

>>23

Choosing a ** year old over an 8 year old? Fresh fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 17:36

hit them before the hair does

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 19:33

If Japanese men were more confident in their sexuality and ability to talk to women, there would be less need for unrealistic porn.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 23:28

>>27
Well I thank them for their troubles, some of that is hysterical!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-30 17:46

>>6 expect for scat which is quite nice

Japan has horrible and sick porn and what you said is just fucking gross.

 
>>5
This man is right japanese girls just lie there like sacks off shit making noises like a puppy getting hit .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 8:03

>>29
Horrible and sick = fucking awesome. Man who says something is sick isn't in terms with his darker nature. It's much more healthy to be sick fuck than moralists. Moralist tend to kill more too than sick fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 11:00

>>30

I just prefer good quality porn than that japanese shit its boring and not exciting at all .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 14:41

>>31
Have you seen it all? Most stuff shared on net is indeed boring, but there is lot interesting and quite bizarre fetish porn coming from Japan particularly rubber, messy, scat and costume porn which beats it western equivalents hands down. What is quality born in your opnion then if not bizarre porn? Romantic porn with plot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 17:22

>>32

I just want plain old nice lesbian porn thats what I consider good porn non off what you mentioned sounds good to especially not scat.

Porn can be good without being wierd and screwed up .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 17:43

>>33
Yeah, everyone one has it's own taste. Personally, I can't get mine up with just plain sex, but I'm wierd and screwed up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 21:23

how can japan be sexually satisfied when all their men have shot penises,  the women definately aren't satisfied, and have you ever tried being satisfied about anything when the women weren't.  therefore american men should go to japan to give those women the sexual satisfaction they deserve so that they can become free from this problem

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 3:18

>>2
You do realize that you have no right to speak for saying shit like that, the purpose of human existence is to score.
>>35
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:15

>>35

lol sign me up

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 2:21

the japanese have become so concentrated on porn that their males have porobably lost the ability to even begin to comprehend the normal female's mind. how can the women be satisfied when the men are just a bunch of lazy otaku?
>>35
i'm in.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 0:55

MAINFEST DESTINY, the name of my new porno about amerikkkans fucking jap chick, wat do u think of it guys?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 1:07

Considering Japan's declining population it would be good for Americans to go over there and make some babies.  Populations goes up, and the gene pool is diversified a little.  Women get satisfaction, men get satisfaction.  Everyone wins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 1:12

>>40
Oh man, knowing their society, they'll probably go batshit about it. But we need to do it anyways, Commodore Perry style.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 20:11

FAT WTF?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 22:45

>>40

How are we supposed to do that when they make it hard as fuck to go over there and live. Then the families make it hard as fuck for their precious daughters to be soiled by a stupid american fuckwad. They're killing their own civilization. I say if they want to be ignorant fucks let them do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:21

Americans are better off satisfying pigs, dogs and horses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:37

>>43
Ever been there?  I doubt that you have.
Certainly it can be difficult to just show up and expect to live there.   But you're not a Mexican, are you?
If you have some sort of worth in the world you can live and work in Japan.  And if you're not a total fuck up you might be become a naturalized citizen.

Anyway, getting with the women isn't terribly hard.  In my encounters, most of the young people are really open to it.  And if you're a good lover you can convince any girl to not listen to her parents.

But hey, if you feel like you can't do it, that's okay.  Just less competition for me and anyone else who has a brain.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:45

>>45

I've never been personally but I'm on the Internet all the time and I have a bit of an interest in Japan. Sad as that may seem. You have been the only person I've heard from who claims that moving over there and living is as easy as 1 2 3. Is there a life there for me? Working as an english teacher? Being looked down on by locals? This isn't candyland you know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 5:02

i like how wap aren't very good at reality.

i love japan!  they are my cultural betters!  i believe i can assume their cultural superiority by living there.  it's so easy, i can be an english teacher!

HEY WTF WHAT ARE THESE DIRTY GAIJIN FUCKS WHO LOOK LIKE ME DOING HERE

IMA VOTE FOR SOME CONSERVATIVE JAP PARTY TO KEEP THESE GAIJINS OUT BECUZ THEY'RE TAKIN LOTE POSITIONS >:(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 15:39

>>46
Perhaps there isn't much hope if all you plan on doing is being an English teacher, though it's not unheard of.  Anyway, no one ever said it was easy as 1,2,3.  There's plenty of paper work to do and the process for actually becoming a citizen is a long one (one requirement is that you've lived in Japan for at least 5 years).  But, the point is, as long as you're not a criminal, it's fucking possible!

Now, you're afraid that no one will like you...boo-fucking-hoo.  Seeing as the only information you have on the matter comes directly from *zOMG teh Sauce of All knowledge* interweb you really don't know what it's like.  You've probably read all kinds of horror stories about Japanese people hating everyone who comes into their country; not allowing them in bars, clubs, bath houses, etc...  OVERLY MISREPRESENTED BULL SHIT.

In my time in Japan(3.5 months), only once was I denied access to a bar.  And they simply and politely told my friends and I that it was for Japanese people only.  Big deal. We went to 7 other bars that night and had a blast.  On all other occassions and encounters I was treated with respect and dignity.  In the particular town I was staying in they even let me march in one of their cultural festival/parades.

Anyway, if you do experience some kind of discrimination it will most likely be from either someone older or from the yakuza, can chances are you won't run into the yakuza unless you're looking for trouble anyway.  For the most part the young people of Japan are pretty cool with foreigners, especially those who are white.  It helps if you're tall and have blonde hair.  But hey, I'm short, have brown hair, and a rather muscular physique, and I got along just fine.

But to be honest, no matter where you go you'll never be happy if you're worried about what everyone thinks of you.  If you walk into the country constantly worried about whether or not you'll be accepted you'll just be the same as that nerdy kid in high school who was always seeking approval from everyone else.  Don't do that.  Take the attitude of "fuck you if you don't like me" and you'll do just fine.

The overall point I'm trying to make here is there is a place in Japan for you.  But if you're a pussy, pessamistic, or just plain lazy, you'll never find.
And if you're a weeaboo whose only interests are anime and manga, you'll be eaten alive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 15:55

>>48

On the other side of the spectrum it also helps if you're black. I don't know what it is- but Japanese don't seem to mind blacks much and nether do Chinese. If you're some other weird race- Korean, Mexican, South American, Arab...you might get looked at differently. Basically...if you're an "Americanized" race...you have nothing to worry in Japan outside of what >>48 pointed out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:32

>>47
I have always thought that South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, and Hong Kong have been partly Americanized.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 23:25

Japan didn't tolerate all that sex crap in the Meiji era.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 12:22

>>47
Good thing they think blacks are dumbasses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-27 13:42

>>50
No they don't. No more than other dumb ass whites, chinese or koreans.

Name: RedCream 2007-12-28 4:12

Japcocks are quite simply too small to please anyone.  Hence, the AZN female thirst for White and Black meat from the West.

Go to Japan and get your cock sucked SILLY.  Even a pasty white member looks like an African God to the typical AZN hottie.  And you'll be hitting some AZN hottie, I must remind you!  AZN HAWTNESS!  Why go pedo and risk jail, when you can just go AZN and be perfectly legal while you get every visual indication of fucking some 13-yr-old?  It doesn't take too much imagination to pretend your pistoning cock is being enveloped by 13-yr-old cuntflesh.  FUCK AZN AND WIN.  Bonus:  AZNs don't look like the Great White Whales of the West.  FAT IS DISGUSTING.  AZNs are slim and sexy.  Whitewhales are fat and disgusting.  GO AZN FOR MEGAWIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:23

Hey, I got seven inches!  Over there, I'd be -massive-!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 21:46

>>38
HOW ARE JAPMANS GOING TO BE SATISFIED WITH AMERICANTS IN JAPLAND?  SEX WITH WHITE GIRLS IS LIKE THROWING A POLISH SAUSAGE DOWN MY HALLWAY

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 4:21

That's because they understand how to have sex in a fashion that doesn't resemble rape.  Underage-loli is the only chance a Japanese woman has of being sexually satisfied by a Japanese man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 9:41

>>That's because they -don't- understand...

Sorry, forgot a word.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 12:08

Jäpkaks aar kwait simpli tuu smool tu pliis aniwan. Hens, thi EI-ZII-ÖN fiimeil thörst foor Wait end Bläk miit from thö West.

Gou tu Jäpään end get yuor kak sakd SILI. Iiven a peisti wait membör luuks laik ön Äfrikän Gaad tu thö tüpical EI-ZII-ÖN hattii. End yuu'l bii hitiŋ sam EI-ZII-ÖN hattii, Ai mast rimaind yuu! EI-ZII-EN HAATNES! Wai gou piidou end risk jeil, wen yuu ken jast gou EI-ZII-ÖN end bii pörfektli liigol wail yuu get evri vishuol indikeishön of fakiŋ sam 13-yiör-ould? It dasn't teik tuu mach imäjineishön tu åritend yuor pistöniŋ kak is biiŋ aanveloupd bai 13-yiör-ould kantflesh. FAK EI-ZII-ÖN END WIN.

Bounös: EI-ZII-ÖNs doun't luuk laik thö Greit Wait Wales of thö West. FÄT IS DISGASTIŊ. EI-ZII-ÖNs aar slim end sexi. Waitwales aar fät end disgastiŋ. GOU EI-ZII-ÖN FOOR MEIGAWIN.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 17:35

>>57
FUCKING WIN!  RedCream, in OTHER LANGUAGES! -- even languages that are made up and extremely silly.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 20:41

>>57
In other words:

"You had me at Jäpkaks."

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 23:24

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-04 5:45

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-04 8:44

I lol at Eurofags. Go fuck an ugly vietmanese slope and leave the real asian deliciousness to the men whom know how to please a women. Which, obviously isn't you stupid filthy eurotrash. ;)

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