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Japan the least sexually satisfied country

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:10

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_re_us/sexual_satisfaction

i fucking lol at all those weeaboos that wish they were born japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:32

Maybe that's why they have so good porn and so much of it. That's the way they get their satisfaction. Makes kinda sense.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:38

It kind of gets boring when you have sex with 13-14 year old girls every night.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 16:00

Japanese males are just fucking sissies, I don't thinks wapanese wanted to be born japanese. They just wish they could live in Japan and fuck japanese girls.
>>2 is right about porn though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 16:19

Japanese porn isn't good. all girls look the same and they don't really do anything, just lie down on the bed, close eyes, make a face and make a whining sound. Not really erotic

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 17:39

>>5
Oh? You ghave looked at some boring soft core. Japanese produce best fetish porn on Earth, but in most times you have to pay for it. Only boring stuff is mostly shared on net, expect for scat which is quite nice, but they should share more. Then there is h-manga which has great diversity and much original ideas, but I don't really count drawings as porn, but still extremely good fap material.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 17:49

scat != porn

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 18:26

FUCK JAPIG

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 18:32

JAPIGNOLE

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 22:27

I wish America was the same way.  Instead, we spawn babies while going to college and working two jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 23:31

>>10 speaks the truth! 

The children of unmarried couples are called bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 23:57

Never call someone a bastard when you are in a roomful of americans. That was a scary few seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 0:07

>>12

Europeans too.

Anyway, what's all this hippie nonsense of having kids out of wedlock?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 5:45

Married or unmarried, people have too many kids.  Smart people will use contraceptives, while stupid people will procreate.  I'd rather have everyone be shy and resort to drawing their sexual fantasies instead. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:38

I wish the US was sexually repressed and extremely shy and polite about everything.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 18:51

>>14

And the stupid will outnumber the smart and slay them in a French-Revolution type fashion.

Who's stupid, then?

Who's alive to tell the tale?

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-20 19:09

>>14
Signed
>>16
Numbers aren't everything. The smart has a deeper fury, a greater level on inspiration begets faster minds, furthering them being overhanded to begin with. Faster minds along with fury inspiring desire to leads to fast fists and feet, aimed at as deadly a place as possible, and with knowledge, they will always know where that is WHILE evading/defending all pitiful and weakly inspired and thought out attacks upon them.

Who is alive to tell the tale? Depends, if stupids and numbers stick (highly doubt) no one does, eventually. In the society with a goal that does not cover eventuality, that society will one day cease to be, and left to be forgotten among space with nothing truly of value lost to the universe. If smarties twist necks, and afterwards, celebrate by fufilling the true goal, they live on, but the story won't be told, the planet will still be forgotten when they abandon it to go chill with the universe or rather the part where all the cool existentials are instead of here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 0:25

Stay off the shrooms man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 23:19

>>20
Fuck you. Hair is hot, as long as it isn't a fucking forest. I'd choose a nice trimmed girl over some bitch who looks like an eight-year-old from the waist down any day.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 23:45

"I'd choose a nice trimmed girl over some bitch who looks like an eight-year-old"

I think you're on the wrong board.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 3:18

>>23
Most shaved girls don't actually look young down there when they shave, they just look like whores with ugly shaved cunts.

Personally I like both hairy and hairless mounds, and when I say hairless I mean REAL hairless. There simply is no good substitute for a child's smooth vagina, shaved doesn't even come close. Besides, Asians actually look really good with pubic hair if they take care of it

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 4:10

>>23

Choosing a ** year old over an 8 year old? Fresh fail.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 17:36

hit them before the hair does

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 19:33

If Japanese men were more confident in their sexuality and ability to talk to women, there would be less need for unrealistic porn.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 23:28

>>27
Well I thank them for their troubles, some of that is hysterical!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-30 17:46

>>6 expect for scat which is quite nice

Japan has horrible and sick porn and what you said is just fucking gross.

 
>>5
This man is right japanese girls just lie there like sacks off shit making noises like a puppy getting hit .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 8:03

>>29
Horrible and sick = fucking awesome. Man who says something is sick isn't in terms with his darker nature. It's much more healthy to be sick fuck than moralists. Moralist tend to kill more too than sick fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 11:00

>>30

I just prefer good quality porn than that japanese shit its boring and not exciting at all .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 14:41

>>31
Have you seen it all? Most stuff shared on net is indeed boring, but there is lot interesting and quite bizarre fetish porn coming from Japan particularly rubber, messy, scat and costume porn which beats it western equivalents hands down. What is quality born in your opnion then if not bizarre porn? Romantic porn with plot?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 17:22

>>32

I just want plain old nice lesbian porn thats what I consider good porn non off what you mentioned sounds good to especially not scat.

Porn can be good without being wierd and screwed up .

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 17:43

>>33
Yeah, everyone one has it's own taste. Personally, I can't get mine up with just plain sex, but I'm wierd and screwed up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 21:23

how can japan be sexually satisfied when all their men have shot penises,  the women definately aren't satisfied, and have you ever tried being satisfied about anything when the women weren't.  therefore american men should go to japan to give those women the sexual satisfaction they deserve so that they can become free from this problem

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 3:18

>>2
You do realize that you have no right to speak for saying shit like that, the purpose of human existence is to score.
>>35
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:15

>>35

lol sign me up

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 2:21

the japanese have become so concentrated on porn that their males have porobably lost the ability to even begin to comprehend the normal female's mind. how can the women be satisfied when the men are just a bunch of lazy otaku?
>>35
i'm in.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 0:55

MAINFEST DESTINY, the name of my new porno about amerikkkans fucking jap chick, wat do u think of it guys?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 1:07

Considering Japan's declining population it would be good for Americans to go over there and make some babies.  Populations goes up, and the gene pool is diversified a little.  Women get satisfaction, men get satisfaction.  Everyone wins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 1:12

>>40
Oh man, knowing their society, they'll probably go batshit about it. But we need to do it anyways, Commodore Perry style.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 20:11

FAT WTF?

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