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Japan the least sexually satisfied country

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-19 15:10

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_re_us/sexual_satisfaction

i fucking lol at all those weeaboos that wish they were born japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 22:45

>>40

How are we supposed to do that when they make it hard as fuck to go over there and live. Then the families make it hard as fuck for their precious daughters to be soiled by a stupid american fuckwad. They're killing their own civilization. I say if they want to be ignorant fucks let them do it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:21

Americans are better off satisfying pigs, dogs and horses.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:37

>>43
Ever been there?  I doubt that you have.
Certainly it can be difficult to just show up and expect to live there.   But you're not a Mexican, are you?
If you have some sort of worth in the world you can live and work in Japan.  And if you're not a total fuck up you might be become a naturalized citizen.

Anyway, getting with the women isn't terribly hard.  In my encounters, most of the young people are really open to it.  And if you're a good lover you can convince any girl to not listen to her parents.

But hey, if you feel like you can't do it, that's okay.  Just less competition for me and anyone else who has a brain.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 4:45

>>45

I've never been personally but I'm on the Internet all the time and I have a bit of an interest in Japan. Sad as that may seem. You have been the only person I've heard from who claims that moving over there and living is as easy as 1 2 3. Is there a life there for me? Working as an english teacher? Being looked down on by locals? This isn't candyland you know.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 5:02

i like how wap aren't very good at reality.

i love japan!  they are my cultural betters!  i believe i can assume their cultural superiority by living there.  it's so easy, i can be an english teacher!

HEY WTF WHAT ARE THESE DIRTY GAIJIN FUCKS WHO LOOK LIKE ME DOING HERE

IMA VOTE FOR SOME CONSERVATIVE JAP PARTY TO KEEP THESE GAIJINS OUT BECUZ THEY'RE TAKIN LOTE POSITIONS >:(

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 15:39

>>46
Perhaps there isn't much hope if all you plan on doing is being an English teacher, though it's not unheard of.  Anyway, no one ever said it was easy as 1,2,3.  There's plenty of paper work to do and the process for actually becoming a citizen is a long one (one requirement is that you've lived in Japan for at least 5 years).  But, the point is, as long as you're not a criminal, it's fucking possible!

Now, you're afraid that no one will like you...boo-fucking-hoo.  Seeing as the only information you have on the matter comes directly from *zOMG teh Sauce of All knowledge* interweb you really don't know what it's like.  You've probably read all kinds of horror stories about Japanese people hating everyone who comes into their country; not allowing them in bars, clubs, bath houses, etc...  OVERLY MISREPRESENTED BULL SHIT.

In my time in Japan(3.5 months), only once was I denied access to a bar.  And they simply and politely told my friends and I that it was for Japanese people only.  Big deal. We went to 7 other bars that night and had a blast.  On all other occassions and encounters I was treated with respect and dignity.  In the particular town I was staying in they even let me march in one of their cultural festival/parades.

Anyway, if you do experience some kind of discrimination it will most likely be from either someone older or from the yakuza, can chances are you won't run into the yakuza unless you're looking for trouble anyway.  For the most part the young people of Japan are pretty cool with foreigners, especially those who are white.  It helps if you're tall and have blonde hair.  But hey, I'm short, have brown hair, and a rather muscular physique, and I got along just fine.

But to be honest, no matter where you go you'll never be happy if you're worried about what everyone thinks of you.  If you walk into the country constantly worried about whether or not you'll be accepted you'll just be the same as that nerdy kid in high school who was always seeking approval from everyone else.  Don't do that.  Take the attitude of "fuck you if you don't like me" and you'll do just fine.

The overall point I'm trying to make here is there is a place in Japan for you.  But if you're a pussy, pessamistic, or just plain lazy, you'll never find.
And if you're a weeaboo whose only interests are anime and manga, you'll be eaten alive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 15:55

>>48

On the other side of the spectrum it also helps if you're black. I don't know what it is- but Japanese don't seem to mind blacks much and nether do Chinese. If you're some other weird race- Korean, Mexican, South American, Arab...you might get looked at differently. Basically...if you're an "Americanized" race...you have nothing to worry in Japan outside of what >>48 pointed out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 22:32

>>47
I have always thought that South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, and Hong Kong have been partly Americanized.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 23:25

Japan didn't tolerate all that sex crap in the Meiji era.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 12:22

>>47
Good thing they think blacks are dumbasses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-27 13:42

>>50
No they don't. No more than other dumb ass whites, chinese or koreans.

Name: RedCream 2007-12-28 4:12

Japcocks are quite simply too small to please anyone.  Hence, the AZN female thirst for White and Black meat from the West.

Go to Japan and get your cock sucked SILLY.  Even a pasty white member looks like an African God to the typical AZN hottie.  And you'll be hitting some AZN hottie, I must remind you!  AZN HAWTNESS!  Why go pedo and risk jail, when you can just go AZN and be perfectly legal while you get every visual indication of fucking some 13-yr-old?  It doesn't take too much imagination to pretend your pistoning cock is being enveloped by 13-yr-old cuntflesh.  FUCK AZN AND WIN.  Bonus:  AZNs don't look like the Great White Whales of the West.  FAT IS DISGUSTING.  AZNs are slim and sexy.  Whitewhales are fat and disgusting.  GO AZN FOR MEGAWIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 18:23

Hey, I got seven inches!  Over there, I'd be -massive-!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-28 21:46

>>38
HOW ARE JAPMANS GOING TO BE SATISFIED WITH AMERICANTS IN JAPLAND?  SEX WITH WHITE GIRLS IS LIKE THROWING A POLISH SAUSAGE DOWN MY HALLWAY

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 4:21

That's because they understand how to have sex in a fashion that doesn't resemble rape.  Underage-loli is the only chance a Japanese woman has of being sexually satisfied by a Japanese man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-29 9:41

>>That's because they -don't- understand...

Sorry, forgot a word.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 12:08

Jäpkaks aar kwait simpli tuu smool tu pliis aniwan. Hens, thi EI-ZII-ÖN fiimeil thörst foor Wait end Bläk miit from thö West.

Gou tu Jäpään end get yuor kak sakd SILI. Iiven a peisti wait membör luuks laik ön Äfrikän Gaad tu thö tüpical EI-ZII-ÖN hattii. End yuu'l bii hitiŋ sam EI-ZII-ÖN hattii, Ai mast rimaind yuu! EI-ZII-EN HAATNES! Wai gou piidou end risk jeil, wen yuu ken jast gou EI-ZII-ÖN end bii pörfektli liigol wail yuu get evri vishuol indikeishön of fakiŋ sam 13-yiör-ould? It dasn't teik tuu mach imäjineishön tu åritend yuor pistöniŋ kak is biiŋ aanveloupd bai 13-yiör-ould kantflesh. FAK EI-ZII-ÖN END WIN.

Bounös: EI-ZII-ÖNs doun't luuk laik thö Greit Wait Wales of thö West. FÄT IS DISGASTIŊ. EI-ZII-ÖNs aar slim end sexi. Waitwales aar fät end disgastiŋ. GOU EI-ZII-ÖN FOOR MEIGAWIN.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 17:35

>>57
FUCKING WIN!  RedCream, in OTHER LANGUAGES! -- even languages that are made up and extremely silly.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-01 20:41

>>57
In other words:

"You had me at Jäpkaks."

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-01 23:24

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-04 5:45

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-04 8:44

I lol at Eurofags. Go fuck an ugly vietmanese slope and leave the real asian deliciousness to the men whom know how to please a women. Which, obviously isn't you stupid filthy eurotrash. ;)

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