That's gotta be the worst attempt at talking all old-timey that I've ever seen.
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iMation2007-11-08 8:09
Nice try at trying to talk old-time-style, you moronic shit. If you want to sound sophisticated, at least steal it from somewhere else to NOT sound like a complete dipshit in the process.
Why all the motherfucking dragonforce? who fucking cares about a moderately big metal band with not many years under thier belt. Pantera, Anthrax, Metallica, Slayer and Megadeth!!! THATS METAL MOTHER FUCKERS
[32] i agree with you
[31] its not dead
but apparently your mind is.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 23:27
Haha. Looks like someone needs to read The Alphabet of Manliness.
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Anonymous2007-11-24 0:18
dragonforce blows.
metal blows.
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Anonymous2007-11-24 14:45
what do you ppussie shits lissen to country or some shit
maybe disco or some crap
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Aurora2007-11-29 16:38
metal is freaking amazing.
all kinds. power, thrash, death, black, etc... old and new.
and anyone who thinks otherwise is missing out.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 23:41
To all the people who hate Metal,GO FUCK YOURSELF!
And have a nice day.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 23:42
To all the people who hate Metal,GO FUCK YOURSELF!
And have a nice day.
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Anonymous2007-12-01 23:47
people who hate metal are the result of bands like slipknot and job for a cowboy giving it a bad name.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 10:16
Metal is one of the hardest and easiest genres to succeed in. For commercial success, all you have to do is play some slayer and metallica rip off riffs, and call yourself Lamb Of God. Now to be a good metal band, you have to work fucking hard and be incredibly good musician. Like Between The Buried And Me.
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Anonymous2007-12-03 4:26
METAL IS THE RULER OF THE WORLD!
DEATH TO ALL POSERS!
DEATH TO FALSE METAL!
VALLHALLA AWAITS US TRUE VIKINGS!
See you in hell kids :D
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Anonymous2007-12-03 8:57
>>16
Doom and Stoner metal are 2 completely different fucking things. >>23
Stupid Cunt.
Just because you have a pussy taste in music does not mean you need to say other genres suck. Man up, and head bang a little.
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Anonymous2007-12-03 23:03
No. 42 needs to shut up, Udun won't except him either. I will see you in Hel's domain 42.
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Anonymous2007-12-03 23:36
polka>rap>metal
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Anonymous2007-12-04 11:48
Metal concentrates more on instruments than many other genres. Therefore, it has more chance of being more artistic. Unfortunately, the mainstream bands are sucky repetitive ones that are easy to listen to.
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CuntPunter2007-12-05 2:25
"Metal concentrates more on instruments than many other genres. Therefore, it has more chance of being more artistic."
That is most retarded thing i've ever heard. You couldn't be more bias if you tried...or could you?
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Anonymous2007-12-05 19:28
Seriously, Metal kicks ass. It is a genre that is being destroyed but will always prevail because it's listeners will not be subject to fagdom. I agree with 47 although it is not the most artistic form. that would be classical. i am not a fan of classical, i dont listen to it out of choice but it wont make my ears burn. It is stereotyped as being "satanic" when really its not. not at all. bands like Deicide are into that stuff but bands like Chimaira are not. It is ignorance that is ruining metal because people hear it and just hear screaming when there is truly more to it. few people do understand it the first time they hear it, i didnt at first, but now im a diehard metalhead. listen to the music before you start shitting all over it.
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Anonymous2007-12-05 20:15
>>49
So metal is anti gay?
goddamn prejudiced assholes, the lot of ye
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Anonymous2007-12-05 22:10
now your stereotyping it as anti gay?
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Anonymous2007-12-05 23:51
metal problem is endemic to metal problems, it is a genre pushed by 13 yr old boys. 13-yr-old boys who desperately want to be full-grown men, yet fail. And to excite their manliness they fake guitar-based pseudo-classical music. A double-bass drumline doesn't equate to flutes and oboes and shit. And worst of all, it alienates all hot girls, i.e. it means yet again, you are invited to a sausage party. For teenage boys... I would only suggest if you listen to metal, there are chickenhawks ready to raep you, I would run run run. Only fake metal draws cunt.
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Anonymous2007-12-06 14:28
>>52
You fail at music-taste and also at life. Are you so desperate that you need to listen same music than girls, so that they wouldn't run as soon as they see your horrible face? I'm not teenage boy, but a man and that's why I won't listen music that's made for girls. Also I do know girls that listen metal, yep hawt girls. So looks like you are failure, your music-taste is failure, parties you go in are failures, girls that give to you (for pitying you) are failures. So why don't you just go kill yourself. All hail metal!
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Anonymous2007-12-07 22:21
I agree with 53!
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Anonymous2007-12-07 22:49
>>53
yeah, I agree u! metal rulezzzzzzz. true musicianship lies on this genre.
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Anonymous2007-12-08 18:02
gay thread. if metal is even close to all you listen to, you are lame.
To all the people who hate Metal,GO FUCK YOURSELF!
And have a nice day.
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t('_' t )2008-03-11 21:59
When will all you bitchtards realize that power metal and FUCKING DragonForce in particular do not constitute good metal. Go look up some of the drunken vomiting that DragonForce calls their concerts. If you're into that stuff just listen to neoclassical, it's all the virtuosity (for real, not Herman Li's "look at me I sound so good in the studio" jizzum) without all the glam, videogame influence and gay-ass mythological bullshit.
As far as I'm concerned, power metal is up there with the image-obsessed, vocally challenged nu-metal bands of the mid 90s who for some reason still have a following even though the suburbanite kids with all that pent up rage because of one too many weekends in which their parents didn't let them use the car have all since dropped out of high school to do coke full time.
To power and nu metal bands: take yourselves and your respective xkcd-reading, programming douchefags/angsty, black baggy sweatshirt-wearing, wallet chain-toting post grunge hiveminds with you back into oblivion so we can all get high and listen to some Sleep, Kyuss and High on Fire and show you how it's done.
Black Sabbath died for your sins.
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Anonymous2008-03-12 10:05
SHIT~
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Anonymous2008-03-12 17:00
hava nagila rox
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Anonymous2008-03-15 10:52
DOPE
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Anonymous2008-03-15 19:52
black metal is shit. faggots dressing in black pretending to be vikings with their satanic faggotry while criticizing religion.
"hay gaiz, lets go to the forest and take pics of our swords and axes."
fucking emo for nords
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Anonymous2008-04-09 21:17
>>64
Don't be so ignorant. Black metal may seem silly to you, but I think it's a wonderful fucking type of music. If you don't like it , ignore it then.
i am japanese guy loving playing guitar.
now looking for foreigner friends who play rock in my band.
which bbs or chat site is best to looking for them?
any kind of metal,also punk,blues rock..I wanna play
I won't say all metal sucks. However, death metal, black metal, and every other metal genre that uses grunting as any form of lyric can drown in a sea of dicks.
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Anonymous2008-09-18 16:00
>>80
faggort sounds like you should stick with emo
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Anonymous2008-09-26 7:48
>>60
I see, your just another narrow minded "That's not my style of metal so it must suck" people... Grow up and get your facts straight
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Anonymous2008-09-27 0:11
Metal is the Law. And this law is unbreakable
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Anonymous2008-09-28 0:31
Listing to metal doesn't make you manly/cool/hardcore/whatever stupid adjective you use to make excuses for wearing a lip ring. It makes you look childish and shows your poor taste in music.
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Anonymous2008-09-28 0:37
>>77
Metal not massed produced?
Slipknot, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Dragonforce, Trivium, and Metallica would like a word with you.
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Anonymous2008-09-28 19:06
Thus far, every argument in here has been essentially:
Metal rulz! You pussies/homos/faggots need to get some balwls!
or
Metal sucks... it's all screaming and stupid and.. stuff.
Well I have news for damn near everyone in this thread. You all fail at musical taste. Metal isn't inherently bad or good. Every genre has it's bad seeds and good ones. Except for crappy subgenres that are based on being watered down versions of passed bands. IE: Metal/Grindcore, Pop Punk, Emo, Modern Country. But if you're really all so closed minded that you have a single genre that you worship and that you believe that metal is THE genre with technical skill, then you need to go do some research. Crawl out of your prewritten, cliched, stereotypical worlds and look around for a moment.
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Anonymous2008-09-29 7:19
"Listing to metal doesn't make you manly/cool/hardcore/whatever stupid adjective you use to make excuses for wearing a lip ring. It makes you look childish and shows your poor taste in music."
Go hang yourself. The world needs less pompous, self-absorbed fuckwads. Who the fuck are you to tell me that I have poor taste in music?
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Anonymous2008-09-30 3:19
>>87
thank you for your sanity... there is some metal that is absolute shit and some that is brilliant, and of course it all depends on the set of ears listening to it
Not metal,
Who the fucking fuck?!,
NOT FUCKING METAL YOU FUCKING BRAINLESS FUCKING TWAT CUNT BITCH SUCK MY COCK,
Agreed,
Don't give a fuck,
FUCK YES HOLY SHIT METALLICUNT SUCKS
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Emperor-er-er-er-er Gaahl2008-10-09 20:06
I'm stunned at the shocking similarities between /mu/ and /music/
like any genre of music there are the real, true to the scene bands, and the greedy, corporate fueled bands that give the rest a poor image.
any half retarded nigger could see that.
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Anonymous2008-11-10 1:45
>>84
I've never understood why people dismiss Metal as "childish". Music is recreational anyway, so why must one be so "mature" and "serious" about it.
I myself enjoy listening to 80s New Wave, bands like B-52s, Devo, Talking Heads, etc. They're fun, playful and childish as hell and cheer me up when I'm feeling down. Is that really any reason to question my maturity?
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Anonymous2008-11-11 5:44
The fact is that metal has no art value these days,the fact is that metal is nomore that energetic music that used to mean that it had a purpose.metal now has no balls all the bands sound the same.to me they sound like a synthisizer bands ...something like supermario soundtrack sound if you know what i mean....well if your are a ˇtrueˇmodern metal fan then you dont,thats for shure.you dont need to have anything to play metal these days thats why the metal music sucks.where are those great days where are those guitar heroes...the last one was dimebag RIP becouse he was THE metal man and not some gothic fuck who pitties himself and listens toˇmetalˇ.........all in one metal has become the music for pussies.its a damn shame but metal is pretty damn dead.
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EndoftheRoad!hH8XJJY4tY2008-11-11 6:36
Fucking signed
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Anonymous2008-11-12 18:51
lololol, Metal doesn't get you laid.
Maybe you're too fucking retarded to ever hear of a little band called MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE?
Dudes got laid ALL THE FUCKING TIME and they played sleaze/hair metal. Even if you don't like it, it's still fucking metal, and those dudes got laid left and fucking right.
They also did exorbitant amounts of drugs.
As for the genre on the whole, metal is probably my favorite genre, but not by any long shot. I listen to as many genres as I can, with the exception of a very few. That also includes a few varieties of metal I don't find appealing. Other people do, and that's great. They can like what they like, I like what I like.
I listen to mostly power, thrash, hair/sleaze, black, and anything the metal the older stuff that was around before those genres really became prevalent, like Black Sabbath, Maiden, Priest, whatever. Metal is metal, end of story. Personally, I'm not big on the screaming shit, but that's just me. I prefer more instrumentality, or actual singing.
Also, Metallica are angsty wankers now. They need to go back to Master of Puppets or just stop making music.
And Slipknot needs to cut out like half their band. Motherfucker playing bongos in a metal song, lolololololol.
Also, I find it kind of sad that one of my favorite metal bands isn't even an actual fucking band-- Deathklok. Brendon Small is a genuis, and his stuff is actually really solid.. It's also hilarious.
Moar bands like that, please.
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Anonymous2008-11-12 19:16
>>96
typical metal head who claims to have an eclectic taste in music
but it is the fact that "metal" we are used to call are exactly different things. probably you are blaming shitty bands and their shits.
a song contains metal objects or sounds metal. that's all. you can play all the notes and chords on piano or violin. so you can't blame bad usage of guitar tones or distortion. sadly you are right that there are million failure metal band like what is same with jazz bands.
1: Dragonforce in sub-par metal.
2: Evanescence is not metal.
3: Older metal (Anthrax, Iron Maidan, Metallica, Megadeth, etc) is good but showed up by modern metal bands.
4: Metalheads listen to good music because they appreciate talent. EXAMPLE: People love things to be extreme. What is more extreme than singing? shouting. what is more extreme than shouting? screaming. Whats better than a superficial pop song? A song with emotion and meaning.(This rules out pop, country, and rap)
(THIS IS A PERSONAL OPINION! NO WAY AM I TRYING TO BE BIAS!)
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Anonymous2009-01-19 15:41
I don't bash on anybody's thoughts, but I don't expect anyone to respect each other's thoughts. There is one simple fact however, Metal fucking owns over all other genres of music. I mean most of my favorite bands aren't even considered metal. My favorite music is reggae. I even love electronica. The funny thing about this thread though is that it was probably started by some loud mouth punk that got his ass kicked one too many times in high school by the actual cool kids in school who just happen to be the metalhead druggies. Peace out ya bitch ass, go eat a bag of dicks.
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Peaslee2009-01-19 21:31
Metal is an art form which has similarities to rock and roll, with the exception of greater complexity, darker subjects, and the vocals are usually part of (if not entirely) the bass line. Metal is judged by its fans on complexity of guitar and drum lines, vocal range, volume, and artistic style. It is viewed by fans as the art form best designed to excise emotion, specifically anger and depression.
Fans of other genres criticize the extreme distortion of instruments, dark themes, seemingly unintelligent fans, and especially the non-singing vocals. Many say that the screaming and/or grunting in metal music is not a legitimate vocal form.
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Anonymous2009-01-29 15:22
I think people get to wrapped up in the vocals of music, to most Metalheads the vocals are just another instrument in the music. With metal it's about all the instruments working together in the most skillful way.
Metal has a huge range of styles and themes, and i don't particularly like all of them but that's just my opinion. I just hate it when people get wrapped up in sterotypes about vocals, they don't appriciate technical skill.
I'm a Bassist and Guitarist in a metal band myself and what i've come to realise is how amazingly talented these people are.
It's relatively easy to write a blues, indie or even jazz song in rather short order but metal songs are far more complex and require much more technical playing skill to both write and play well.