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metal sucks

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-25 2:14

that will be all

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 10:16

Metal is one of the hardest and easiest genres to succeed in. For commercial success, all you have to do is play some slayer and metallica rip off riffs, and call yourself Lamb Of God. Now to be a good metal band, you have to work fucking hard and be incredibly good musician. Like Between The Buried And Me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 4:26

METAL IS THE RULER OF THE WORLD!

DEATH TO ALL POSERS!

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!

VALLHALLA AWAITS US TRUE VIKINGS!

See you in hell kids :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 8:57

>>16
Doom and Stoner metal are 2 completely different fucking things.
>>23
Stupid Cunt.

Name: Jessica 2007-12-03 22:46

Just because you have a pussy taste in music does not mean you need to say other genres suck. Man up, and head bang a little.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:03

No. 42 needs to shut up, Udun won't except him either. I will see you in Hel's domain 42.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 23:36

polka>rap>metal

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 11:48

Metal concentrates more on instruments than many other genres. Therefore, it has more chance of being more artistic. Unfortunately, the mainstream bands are sucky repetitive ones that are easy to listen to.

Name: CuntPunter 2007-12-05 2:25

"Metal concentrates more on instruments than many other genres. Therefore, it has more chance of being more artistic."

That is most retarded thing i've ever heard.  You couldn't be more bias if you tried...or could you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 19:28

Seriously, Metal kicks ass. It is a genre that is being destroyed but will always prevail because it's listeners will not be subject to fagdom. I agree with 47 although it is not the most artistic form. that would be classical. i am not a fan of classical, i dont listen to it out of choice but it wont make my ears burn. It is stereotyped as being "satanic" when really its not. not at all. bands like Deicide are into that stuff but bands like Chimaira are not. It is ignorance that is ruining metal because people hear it and just hear screaming when there is truly more to it. few people do understand it the first time they hear it, i didnt at first, but now im a diehard metalhead. listen to the music before you start shitting all over it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 20:15

>>49
So metal is anti gay?
goddamn prejudiced assholes, the lot of ye

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 22:10

now your stereotyping it as anti gay?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-05 23:51

metal problem is endemic to metal problems, it is a genre pushed by 13 yr old boys.  13-yr-old boys who desperately want to be full-grown men, yet fail.  And to excite their manliness they fake guitar-based pseudo-classical music.  A double-bass drumline doesn't equate to flutes and oboes and shit.  And worst of all, it alienates all hot girls, i.e. it means yet again, you are invited to a sausage party.  For teenage boys... I would only suggest if you listen to metal, there are chickenhawks ready to raep you, I would run run run.  Only fake metal draws cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 14:28

>>52
You fail at music-taste and also at life. Are you so desperate that you need to listen same music than girls, so that they wouldn't run as soon as they see your horrible face? I'm not teenage boy, but a man and that's why I won't listen music that's made for girls. Also I do know girls that listen metal, yep hawt girls. So looks like you are failure, your music-taste is failure, parties you go in are failures, girls that give to you (for pitying you) are failures. So why don't you just go kill yourself. All hail metal!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 22:21

I agree with 53!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 22:49

>>53
yeah, I agree u! metal rulezzzzzzz. true musicianship lies on this genre.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 18:02

gay thread. if metal is even close to all you listen to, you are lame.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-08 21:30

>>56
no, u are gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 20:24

SHAZZAM

Name: < 2007-12-12 15:02



    To all the people who hate Metal,GO FUCK YOURSELF!
    And have a nice day.

Name: t('_' t ) 2008-03-11 21:59

When will all you bitchtards realize that power metal and FUCKING DragonForce in particular do not constitute good metal. Go look up some of the drunken vomiting that DragonForce calls their concerts. If you're into that stuff just listen to neoclassical, it's all the virtuosity (for real, not Herman Li's "look at me I sound so good in the studio" jizzum) without all the glam, videogame influence and gay-ass mythological bullshit. 

As far as I'm concerned, power metal is up there with the image-obsessed, vocally challenged nu-metal bands of the mid 90s who for some reason still have a following even though the suburbanite kids with all that pent up rage because of one too many weekends in which their parents didn't let them use the car have all since dropped out of high school to do coke full time.

To power and nu metal bands: take yourselves and your respective xkcd-reading, programming douchefags/angsty, black baggy sweatshirt-wearing, wallet chain-toting post grunge hiveminds with you back into oblivion so we can all get high and listen to some Sleep, Kyuss and High on Fire and show you how it's done.

Black Sabbath died for your sins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 10:05

SHIT~

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 17:00

hava nagila rox

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 10:52

DOPE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:52

black metal is shit. faggots dressing in black pretending to be vikings with their satanic faggotry while criticizing religion.

"hay gaiz, lets go to the forest and take pics of our swords and axes."

fucking emo for nords

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 21:17

>>64
Don't be so ignorant. Black metal may seem silly to you, but I think it's a wonderful fucking type of music. If you don't like it , ignore it then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 12:44

>>20

GOAT FUCKING HORNS!!!! \m/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 13:52

Metal is fucking boring, most of you will grow out of it once you hit puberty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 20:41

Fuck Dragonforce. Fuck Slayer. Fuck Pantera. Fuck Megadeth. If it's not true, pure black/death/thrash, it'snot metal.

Name: guitarman 2008-04-27 1:20

i am japanese guy loving playing guitar.
now looking for foreigner friends who play rock in my band.
which bbs or chat site is best to looking for them?

any kind of metal,also punk,blues rock..I wanna play

Name: Darko 2008-04-27 12:17

All your base are belong to metal, bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 18:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 7:17

Most metal is juvenile bullshit. There are some bands that are kings though, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Morbid Angel.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-28 22:35

fuck power metal. thrash and grind are better. and metal isn't juvenile and you're probably a hipster fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-31 22:45

>>31
Between the Buried and Me disagrees.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-07 9:31

>>75
This.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-07 22:56

metal is so much better than other forms of music out there today. most other types of music are controlled by the masses...and the masses are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 0:49

EVERYONE WHO DISSES IRON MAIDEN SLAYER MEGADETH ANTHRAX OR ANY OTHER TRUE METAL WILL BE HORRIBLY HORRIBLY RAPED BY HENTAI TENTICLES UP YER ASSHOLES!

FUCK YOU ALL AND SEE YOU IN HELL YOU FAGGOTS!

have a lovely day homos!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:56

>>78
nothin wrong with the classics  \m/   \m/

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:10

I won't say all metal sucks. However, death metal, black metal, and every other metal genre that uses grunting as any form of lyric can drown in a sea of dicks.

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