/lounge/ - Official ask RedCream Questions Thread No.2

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:27

Are you excited for the 2nd installment of the hippest thread on /lounge/?

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 7:33

So the first thread reached his limit by now?
What a pity that Mr Cream never answered my question. Shame on him.

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 7:45

By the way - I'm a girl. Pay me special attention, okay?

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 7:49

>>3
CLOAN!

The problem is that RedCream is afraid of the stronger gender.
That's why he resorts to homoerotic activities only.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:51

>>2-4
Fuck off, cunt! This isn't your thread.

Name: femanon !cg3jksB17k 2012-03-04 7:54

Nobody will love me because I am a self-righteous cunt. Also I'm a girl, did you catch that?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:55

>>6
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 8:00

``Femanon'' is the worst word to ever exist. It's not even a pun or a particularly clever blend.
I propose a new alternative, WOMANONYMOUS.

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 8:00

>>5
This is the RedCream questions thread. I had a question for RedCream and he didn't answer. :(

>>6
Stop making fun of me, cloan.

Name: femanon !cg3jksB17k 2012-03-04 8:02

>>9
Please do not seek to intrude on my identity. Sexism is not appreciated here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 8:12

Dammit RedCream, where are you? Graces us with your presence.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 9:52

Pen or pencil?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 14:29

>>8
how about anonypuss

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 14:34

Looks like we scared RedCream away ...
I'd like to know why he is so afraid of women.
Is it because our superiority reminds him of what he is lacking?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 14:48

>>14
WHAT A CUNT

WHAT A CUNT

[b]WHAT A CUNT YOU ARE[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 14:49

>>15
I FAILED MY BBCOADE MASTERS!

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 15:59

>>15
Your sexism is unacceptable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 16:20

>>17
Only a dumb cunt would call that post sexist.

Name: femanon 2012-03-04 16:31

>>18
Go back to your internet porn, primitive man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 16:51

>>19
Listen here, missy. You got some nerve going all half-cocked.

Name: femanon !cg3jksB17k 2012-03-04 17:11

>>20
Please do not feed the troll CLOAN.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-04 23:35

>>11
Dammit RedCream, where are you? Graces us with your presence.
Here I am. Let us begin the next series of question for myself, RedCream. I am eating some take-out food and will be here for several hours.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 1:13

Is it okay to call you Le Cream?
Do you like le reddit?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 1:37

>>23
Is it okay to call you Le Cream?
It is not okay, insofar that I can express a preference that you will honor.

Do you like le reddit?
I do not make use of many of those Internet features.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 3:14

Have you ever played videogames as a child? If so, on what console and/or arcade did you play the most?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 3:19

My dear man, when I was a child, the video game was a live chicken.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 3:21

>>26
Only RedCream can answer questions in this thread, mister!

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 11:08

>>25
My childhood preceded video games. Alas, I have no examples for you. Pjnball is about it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 11:11

How does RedCream deal with his insignificance?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 11:24

>>29
Easily, since there is always a scale of significance in one's live, hence there must always be a quantity of insignificance, hence in conclusion it is just normal life and is dealt with normally.

You were not expecting that answer, were you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 11:27

>>30
You're not supposed to ask questions, you're supposed to answer them.

I did expect it.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 11:53

>>31
Who set those rules? I did not, and no one else did either. I am free to ask questions, such as:

"How long does it take for piss to land on balls?"

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 12:00

>>32
Will you ever give up on getting an answer to that question, RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 12:27

>>32
This is not the wise and mature RedCream I used to know.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 15:31

>>33
No, hence why it is called one of the Eternal Questions.

>>34
You must have then knoan a cloan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 16:01

Does porn of an oriental man fucking a black woman exist? If so where can I find it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 16:16

>>35
Your cloans are wiser than you?
That's sad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 16:36

>>37
No, it's normal. Why go to the trouble of developing an e-persona that might turn out to be fail when you can just piggy-back on an already established one? The imitator is always wiser than the innovator. The imitator is powered by pragmatism, while the innovator is powered simply by a desire for attention.

Name: OP !UofeyHYdiM 2012-03-05 17:32

>>38
I know that feel.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 17:38

>>38
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Thanks for the laugh though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 22:11

>>40
You're an idiot.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 23:07

>>38
The imitator is always wiser than the innovator.
Where come you by such a conclusion? Choosing the easier way is not necessarily wise, and innovation itself (other than being a matter of luck) often depends on experience, hence wisdom.

You had best re-consider your position on this topic.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-05 23:14

>>36
Does porn of an oriental man fucking a black woman exist?
Hmm. Interesting. I can not recall ever seeing such a pornographic category. Is this your fetish?

>>37
Your cloans are wiser than you?
I never said nor implied such. I merely said you were mistaken. You then compounded the mistake by drawing an illegitimate inference. I will be glad to expound upon this should you prove too stunningly cretinous not to see the obvious conclusion.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 3:57

What's the most important thing to know?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 9:28

Is electromagnetism worth learning?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 10:38

>>45
Dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 13:06

pumblenuts?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 13:32

How does one forcibly exclude a single member of an anonymous community (not this one, by the way)?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 14:21

>>48
Ask Squeeks to ban him.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 14:32

>>48-49
Please do not bring your 4-ch drama to /lounge/. Do you not realize that by doing this, he wins? This his what he wants, attention, cross-board attention. Internet drama.

From /lounge/ to 4-ch, to /jp/ and all around the Internet, he's getting the attention he craves and he's FUCKING HAPPY! Because you just couldn't ignore him.

Name: Tokiko !/kYaUTGETs 2012-03-06 14:55

>>50
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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 15:03

>>51
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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 15:46

>>52
Only 3? You can do better than that, guy!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 15:49

>>53
They're all I know. ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 15:57

>>54
Well, get back to researching, David. You can do it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 15:58

>>55
David
I'm not who you think I am.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 16:42

vrienden voor het leven RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-06 19:09

David's websight is down.

Maybe he's dead? ;_;

Name: RedCream 2012-03-06 19:57

>>44
What's the most important thing to know?
That knowledge is a trap. Wisdom tempers the extremes of intelligence. Education is suitable only until it begins to overload your reasoning with extraneous facts and methods. Find the middle way.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-06 19:59

>>45
Is electromagnetism worth learning?
Yes, in general terms. The 1/r² rule is a good grounding. The basics of electricity have wide application, and supports safety issues.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-06 20:01

>>48
How does one forcibly exclude a single member of an anonymous community (not this one, by the way)?
Peer pressure, but that stretches the definition of "force".

Name: RedCream 2012-03-06 20:05

>>57
Ja Anonymous, zal ik u nooit vergeten.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-07 9:51

I haven't browsed a text board in almost 3 years and I come back today and you're still here. My god.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-07 10:01

Please direct all worship to the Tiki god in the recess of the south wall of the lounge.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-07 12:10

What is your opinion on bees?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-07 13:26

What is your opinion on knee-socks?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-07 15:03

What is your opinion on opinions?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-07 23:33

>>63
I haven't browsed a text board in almost 3 years and I come back today and you're still here. My god.

You have deified me? I blush with honor.

>>64
Did not the Tiki god have a feature in several episodes of The Brady Bunch in the 1970s? I recall watching those. They were on a Hawaiian vacation and little Bobby obtained a Tiki god icon and believed that it caused many of his family's problems.

>>65
Bees are biospherically useful and not particularly pestilent.

>>66
That is not a topic upon which I care to have an opinion.

>>67 see >>68 about >>66

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 7:28

post

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 7:29

bump

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 8:04

What qualities do you look for in a romantic partner?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-08 8:09

>>71
I assume it would be someone with a very large cock. Only the longest and thickest penises can satisfy RedCream's lust after all. Amirite Kream? I amrite.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-08 8:55

>>72
Yes, you are very correct. That is the only thing that can appease me.

Name: RedCArmw 2012-03-08 10:19

>>73
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Name: RedCream 2012-03-08 17:50

>>71
What qualities do you look for in a romantic partner?
The capacity for qualitative romance between man and woman. Self honesty and the outward striving for truth. And big tits.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 7:40

What in the name of the Eastern Palace of the Earth Spirits is "qualitative romance" supposed to mean?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 9:05

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-09 9:12

Which is better the Sunlight or Darkmoon talisman? I have 50 faith.

Name: AF 2012-03-09 17:51

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

Name: RedCream 2012-03-09 22:34

>>76
I must turn that around. What in the name of qualitative romance is the "Eastern Palace of the Earth Spirits" supposed to mean?

>>77
Your dubs I may check, but your poasting is not in the form of an inquiry.

>>78
I am not familiar with whatever game you are referring to, hence my subsequent answer will probably be the same.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 6:38

RedCream doesn't seem as eager to answer our inquiries as before. Maybe he tires of our constant nagging. Maybe the questions have been declining in quality. Or maybe this is a Cloan!

Name: MMOOOOOOOOshits 2012-03-10 11:05

>>81 STOP MOCKING MAI BITCH BITCHES!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 12:01

>>82
Since when did fourteen year-olds populate /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 13:43

>>83
ohmahgod like, this old nerd is like, talking to me and stuff. he's got like, a beard, gross.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 15:06

>>84
www.usingenglish.com
www.englishuk.com/en

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:40

Have you ever watched Japanese animation shows, also known as anime?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:43

Have you ever had lewd thoughts about a family member?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 16:59

>>83
Is this question directed at me, or readers in general?

>>86
Very rarely. I do not even know what is properly considered anime, and which is not. I have seen the gamut of the adult 'anime', like most of the stuff from Studio Ghibli. Does that count? I just saw "Paprika" a month ago, of my own volition and not under chemical influences or personal threats.

>>87
Your English is too broad. Are you asking if I had lewd thoughts about a family member, (#1) 'member' being a person entirely, or are you asking about a 'member' in the sense (#2) of a penis owned and operated by an item in the set of family persons, or is it further defined in your mind that (#3) a 'member' of inspecific usage (perhaps a dildo) exists such that a family person of mine possesses it and subsequently I desire it?

Please clarify.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 17:04

>>88
Paprika was good. You have good taste.

Although I'm not >>87-san, I am quite confident he meant (#1).

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 17:11

>>89
Thank you most kindly. Since there are at present only three options identified, one may presume that answering on the basis of those possibilities is not an unwarranted labor.

Option #1: No.
Option #2: No.
Option #3: No.

OK, I must admit, I am omitting pertinent details about option #1. I had a cousin once, since passed on, whom I admired in that youthful and innocent way, long ago. She of the long flowing hair, and I was her favorite when family gatherings brought us together. A few kisses were shared, but I must stress, given the ages of the involved parties, the entire idea of 'lewd' is arguably inapplicable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 11:02

Where can I buy a 60's Ford Cortina?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-11 14:01

>>91
Purchasing of classic cars is far from my core competency.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 14:16

>>92
Do you have a car? If so, what maker and model is it? From what year? Are you an experienced driver?

I'm sorry for this sudden barrage of questions, but this is a passion of mine. Cars, that is, not questions. Although I like asking questions too.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-11 15:11

>>92
I have a low rider, specifically for riding in the warm sun while playing "Low Rider" on the stereo while wearing shades. I do that on every sunny Saturday in the month of August. Otherwise, I do not drive. Technically, the car is "not registered" *cough* and I am "not licensed" *ahem* or "insured" *bork*.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 15:27

>>94
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 0:20

>>93
Do you have a car? If so, what maker and model is it? From what year? Are you an experienced driver?

Alas, due to personal issues, I can not reveal this information at the fore. I do not have collectable cars, in case you were wondering. Mine are purely functional and as such are not worth noting.

The latter question I can answer: Yes, I am an experienced driver.

>>94
Cloan.

Name: ILoveToWalk 2012-03-12 5:17

Car = Feet
Maker = Who knows, god? idgaf.
Model = Big, flat, ugly.
Use = Everyday, every step, every beat...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 5:48

>>99
nice dubs bro

Name: femanon 2012-03-12 6:54

>>98
I'm not a bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:59

>>99
Go back to Reddit. Vaginas aren't welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 7:30

Why do you bother to answer questions? Don't you have something more constructive to use your time with like working for example?

inb4 you ignore this question

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 7:40

>>101
Like you wouldn't answer questions if the /lounge/ community dedicated a series of threads to asking you questions. How long do you spend on the internet? Long enough to answer several questions a day on /lounge/? How constructive is that internet time? I'm guessing even less constructive than FailCheese's answering of questions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 19:47

>>102
This isn't an "Official ask Anonymous Questions Thread". Take it elsewhere, moran.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 20:03

>>101
Why do you bother to answer questions?
It is due to a basic respect that I deliver to /lounge/ and its poasters.

Don't you have something more constructive to use your time with like working for example?
Socialization is constructive, and I do work. Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 20:29

>>105
Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

See:

>>103

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 20:31

>>105
Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

See:

>>103

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 20:33

>>105
Clarifications are allowed by implication when questions are enabled.

If you have any further problems with this policy, please send me email: lick@my.balls

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 0:22

What is your favorite book, and why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 2:20

What is your sexual fetish?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 3:05

Are you a feminist?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 4:54

Do you hate freedom?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 6:15

If you have any further problems with this policy, please send me email: lick@my.balls

COMMAND:
rcpt to: <lick@my.balls>
RESPONSE:
550 5.1.1 <lick@my.balls>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in local recipient table

COMMAND:
quit
RESPONSE:
221 2.0.0 Bye

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 6:45

>>112
balls isn't even a valid TLC

.my is though, so you could have an address of lick@balls.my

.co.ck (cook islands) is also a valid TLD

so you could have an address of suck@my.co.ck

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 9:27

suckmy.co.ck is available.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 9:33

>>114
suck my cock dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:35

>>115
[m]Back to /jp/, please![m]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:50

>>116
BBCOADE FALE

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][spoiler]I faled my BBCOADE masters! ;-;[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:51

>>117
www

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 14:15

What are you wearing right now?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-13 15:44

>>108
What is your favorite book, and why?
I really do not have any such thing, being very widely read. Out of many thousands of books read during my life, I am unable to choose one, or even a class of books, which qualify as 'favorite'.

>>109
What is your sexual fetish?
Having my elbows slathered in butter while ABBA plays in the background. What did you expect?

>>110
Are you a feminist?
No, not the way that feminism is expressed in the West. I am not anti-male, which is how feminism here bases itself. However, I do believe women are equal and are due equal consideration.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 15:49

>>122
Nice dubs, bro.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-13 15:51

>>111
Do you hate freedom?
No.

>>113
so you could have an address of suck@my.co.ck
Wonderful. Buy the domain and win with the 'epic' qualifier.

>>115-117
Get a room, you gaise.

>>119
What are you wearing right now?
Sensible pants, boxers, leather belt, slippers, and a long-sleeved shirt of great comfort. Oh, and a cock ring.

Name: BOBBY13 2012-03-13 16:02

I LIEK RDECRAEM MY MOM SAY I SPECISL BUT OTHER KIDS MAKE FUN ME I CRY ALONE

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 22:16

How old are you?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-14 0:51

>>124
13.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 0:55

What classes did you take to become so far gone as to 4chan your life away?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-14 0:57

>>123
You did not phrase your statement in inquiry format. She might give you the goatfinger.

>>124
Let us just say I am old enough to remember President Nixon, and let us then leave it at that.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-14 1:00

>>125
Cloan.

>>126
I discern no particular linkage between courses I have taken in my life, and my involvement in FOARchan. At the very least, they are not contemporaneous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 1:26

>>128
Do you have a degree(s)? If so, in what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 1:28

Why will you not specify your age? If you're ashamed to, why?

Or is >>125 actually you, and you are claiming cloan because you decided you actually did not want to reveal your young age but could not delete the post?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 1:56

>>128
They are contemporaneous because they pertain to you within your lifetime, RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 2:52

>>133
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 3:12

Do you feel happy when you get dubs for others to check?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 14:06

Do you know of any good guides/techniques for lucid dreaming?

Name: AnotherFratboyHatesAnonymous 2012-03-14 15:10

fUcK YOu aLl

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 17:49

>>135
SFBE = Shaved For Better Entry
AF = Another Fag

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 19:50

>>136
sage = super mega faggot homosexual gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-14 20:51

>>137
SFBE = Shaved For Better Entry
AF = Another Fag

Name: RedCream 2012-03-14 23:34

>>129
BS in Physics.

>>130
Why will you not specify your age?
A lot of people would be very interested in finding out who RedCream really is. I do not intend to give them the satisfaction.

>>131
You cast your net of contemporaneousness too widely. Abiding by my more sensible definition, my previous statement remains true.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 0:01

SFBE is more annoying than ever. Do you wish you were able to do something about it? Are you annoyed by his antics, and anal behavior?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-15 2:54

>>133
No, yet neither do I feel remorse.

>>134
No, alas. There are many techniques, like keeping a notebook near your bed so that you can write down your experiences after you wake. However, I can not enumerate such techniques sufficiently to guide you. Thankfully, we have google for that purpose.

>>140
He is merely expressing himself in the depths of his depraved desperation. Soon he will implode. No further action on our part is necessary, although I do find him annoyingly immature and wholly unsatisfying in his exposition.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 6:25

What is a modular function?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 6:28

>>144
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 11:15

>>143
Thank you my deer friend.

And another question for RedCream: Who is the best 4chan troll in your opinion?
Don't name yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 11:15

Which do you prefer, differentiation or integration?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 11:25

How does I solve for x?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-15 19:59

>>142
I do not know. Should I?

>>144
The best troll was the guy who kept hollering for us to "KISS THE RING".

>>145
I use both, but due to the genuine awesomeness of finding the area under a curve, I have a soft spot in my heart for integration.

>>146
Simple: X equals.

If anyone challenges you with something like "x equals what", just respond with "exactly". You will ruin them with such responses.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 20:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL71HohMF8

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 20:41

RedCream sounds like he could be an alright dude, if only he wasn't do namefagged.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 20:53

>>149
What are you, like, gay or something?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-15 22:27

Would you consider yourself a malicious person, RedCream?

Name: D 2012-03-15 23:14

Name: U 2012-03-15 23:14

Name: BSSSSS 2012-03-15 23:14

Name: <---Check em 2012-03-15 23:15

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-16 3:19

When you poast as Anonymous is it okay to call you an anonycloan?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-16 4:52

Hello. I am interested in various things, which include: Finding out your real life info(s), prank calling you every day, stealing your IRC nickname(s), and finding flaws in your website (i.e. loading popups, etc).

Name: RedCream 2012-03-16 5:09

>>157
What is your question, cunt?

>>156
No, it never occurs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-16 7:17

>>158
1. What are your real life info(s)
2. What is your IRC nickname(s)
3. What is your your website

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-16 12:35

Which is your favourite Chinese province?

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2012-03-16 12:37

Is the probability of cucumbers equal to the banana cream?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-17 0:58

>>151
Would you consider yourself a malicious person, RedCream?
No, since malice is not definitive to my character. However, I am multivariate, and as ever must bow to reality, in which all Humans are very close to their simian ancestors. Hence there is a core of malice in me as there is in all people. The difference I am trying to expound on here, is that it does not dominate my character noticeably.

>>156
When you poast as Anonymous is it okay to call you an anonycloan?
No. As a namefag, I am a meme unto myself, and as a meme, I can not become an un-meme.

>>157
1. What are your real life info(s)
That information will never be proffered.

2. What is your IRC nickname(s)
I have no account on IRC.

3. What is your your website
Well well, it is one of the servers in the "my.balls" domain.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-17 1:00

>>160
Which is your favourite Chinese province?
Not being aware that China even had provinces, I can not deliver an answer. Let us say that the set of answers to that question is undefined in the reals.

>>161
Is the probability of cucumbers equal to the banana cream?
Well, I belie-- wait, what?

Name: Steve !!rQeDeE8VaBD8kfj 2012-03-17 3:01

Is RedCream an actual person? I always assumed that it was just the default name people used when they were posting gay failure on /lounge/ and didn't want to sully the good name of Anonymous. So all those fail posts, for all those years were really made by one homosexual? And he's answering questions in this thread?

RedCream, are you just joshing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 3:16

RedCream, why did you stop using prefixes when quoting people, such as '>>1-san'?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 3:20

RedCream, is your real name Frank?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 3:21

Do you believe the Jews are responsible for any of the the problems in the world?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 4:03

http://4-ch.org/lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 4:07

RedCream ate my hamster

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 7:04

>>168
A pale imitation of the real, 4Chan, /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 7:27

Has anybody every been killed by the use of the Anal Flex⁇

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 9:00

What's the weather like where you are at present?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 9:06

1: Official ask RedCream Questions Thread No.2 (172)
2: Back after 6 months (4)
3: Den Of Idiots (6)
4: crazy christian fighters in uganda (15)
5: Yo homes (3)
6: Let's all Flame RedCream (9)
7: Tokiko (6)
8: Goddamnit I hate you. (4)
9: the jizzinator (2)
10: Shitheads who ask questions and yap (2)
11: SCANDINAVIAN THREAD (3)
12: the word ^^whorebag^^ (3)
13: hot blooded -- check it, and SEE (2)
14: is growing big pumpkins a real sport? (2)
15: JAPAN IS SUPER!US IS ALSO SUPER! (13)
16: KONY 2012 /LOUNGE/ HIT SQUAD (6)
17: African Americans.. (4)
18: Would you like to play a game? (12)

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 10:13

>>165
That's not a prefix, you idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 11:51

>>174
He normally refers to people as "san".

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 12:10

>>175
"-san" is still not a prefix, you moron.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 20:17

>>176
uh... yeah, it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 21:04

it cant be a postfix because postfix is a software

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 21:18

>>177
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prefix
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suffix

Educate yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 21:33

>>177
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subs
Educate your dubs.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-17 21:45

>>164
Is RedCream an actual person?
Yes.

I always assumed that it was just the default name people used when they were posting gay failure on /lounge/ and didn't want to sully the good name of Anonymous.
There is no data to support such a supposition.

So all those fail posts, for all those years were really made by one homosexual?
I am not homosexual.

RedCream, are you just joshing?
Your inquiry strains credulity and as such is hardly worth responding to in a serious manner. Hence: PUMBLENUTS

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 21:45

>>176
The implication was that if he normally refers to people as "san", then on this hypothetical occasion he would be prefixing >>1-.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-17 21:47

>>165
RedCream, why did you stop using prefixes when quoting people, such as '>>1-san'?
I return to such when the mood strikes me. I have not been in that sort of mood for some weeks. Time will tell. Time is a snitch. Fucking time!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-17 22:11

RedFag, why did you not answer the questions pertaining to your name being Frank and your hatred of jews.

I know you're a jew hating, ron paul loving, libertard named Frank. I've met you before.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 7:08

Linx to 1st thred plox

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 9:32

Why did you eat >>169's hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 9:41

Why did you eat >>169's hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:12

Why did you eat >>169's hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:27

Why did you eat >>169's hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:52

Why did you eat >>169's hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 16:22

Someone on /sci/ mentioned you being highly involved in the forcing of the >biology >hard science meme last summer.
Is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 5:20

1st thread http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1314086478

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 6:11

>>192
about 190 posts too late, chief

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 6:35

>>193
sum 1 asd 4 t a few poasts bck. so i lnkd t.

Name: C 2012-03-19 8:21

Name: H 2012-03-19 8:21

Name: E 2012-03-19 8:21

Name: C 2012-03-19 8:21

Name: K 2012-03-19 8:21

Name: <---EM 2012-03-19 8:22

Tokiko Multi dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 10:41

Is the answer to this question the same as the answer to "Does RedCream enjoy mootlecock up his ass?"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 12:55

What, if any, video games do you play?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 14:39

my name is sylvia
looking to have fun with someone and if we like each others pictures
no strings attached sex with amazing oral will be CUM-ing your way.
(818) 334- 9759
you have my #

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 10:19

Sorry for the delay in answering, folks. I was remiss in my /lounge/ duties and express remorse.

>>190
Why did you eat >>169's hamster?
I have never consumed flesh-of-hamster, at least, not knowingly, and one would rightfully suspect that I would know.

>>191
Someone on /sci/ mentioned you being highly involved in the forcing of the >biology >hard science meme last summer. Is this true?
Sadly, no. It does sound like something I would get involved in, but in this instance, I stand wrongfully accused, and in this matter I must seek redress. Spred the word: It was not me.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 10:22

>>201
The answer is that your question does not apply since it is logically obscured. Clarify your question and get back to me.

>>202
I have simple video-game tastes. I like stuff like Tetris and its many derivatives. They allow me to seek a few minutes of distraction in order to mentally recharge.

>>203
Sylvia, do you have a question for me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 11:20

>>205
Tetris
We could get along just fine, you and I. Do you enjoy static puzzle games as well?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 11:24

I really liked that Tetris Friends thing. I think it got a bit obnoxious and too "social" after a while though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 13:03

Do you have a girlfriend, RedCream? Or a boyfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 14:15

What are your religious views?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 16:25

How long does it take?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 16:49

What would happen when a sun made of ice and a sun made of lava collide?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:08

>>206
Do you enjoy static puzzle games as well?
No, I find those boring and far too time consuming. I have had friends who liked static puzzles and I was dynamically puzzled myself as to why they did. But there is no accounting for taste. One must accept the differences of others.

>>208
Do you have a girlfriend, RedCream? Or a boyfriend?
Neither. My gonadic excursions have been curtailed, intimacy denied, yet I remain ever hopeful for the future and the relationships therein I may form.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:14

>>209
What are your religious views?
Some years ago now, I waged a total war on /sci/, using Gilgamesh as my iconic point. Clear exposition of my religious views were performed thereby. Do you not remember that great war?

>>210
I often wonder that myself. There are many aspects to the basic question: How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take?

Largely, how long does it take for piss to land on balls? Oh how I law awake on hot summer nights, my brow creased nearly fractally, pondering any way around the barrier to the answer. To date, I have seen no success.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:36

>>211
What would happen when a sun made of ice and a sun made of lava collide?
Yes, this is a favorite troll poasting on /sci/, but I have handled this sufficiently in those pages. Let us begin that epic re-telling.

Basically, the "sun of ice" pretty much means a solar mass (about 10^30 kg) of water ice in one place as a volumetric continuum. Such a mass has no stability and could never occur, since such a continuous mass even near absolute zero (the temperature of the water ice being unspecified) must gravitationally collapse, stripping the Hydrogen atoms from the Oxygen atoms in each water molecule, and then in the core of the collapsing mass, the electrons would be stripped from those atoms, forming a plasma, albeit under extraordinary density.

This sort of collapse into stellar formation would be essentially unprecedented in our universe. But even if it were setup to occur, the collapse would obviate the "sun of ice" categorization. It would just be a sun, with highly unusual starting processes... after all, the star's composition would be only 11% Hydrogen at first, with 89% Oxygen. Stellar formation is usually heavily sourced from Hydrogen and Helium, the universe's basic building blocks, atomically speaking. I have no doubt the core would start fusing, but the overwhelming presence of such heavy nuclei like Oxygen would compress the fusion lifespan, perhaps even producing a nova-like explosion within seconds of a fusion start. I do not know precisely, having not run the numbers.

The point here is that "sun of ice" is just impossible. Even if started as ice, even near absolute zero, it would gravitationally collapse and cease being water ice within seconds of its unfathomable formation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 23:39

But, like, would a sun of ice be really really cold? Because it's ice, right. Would it shine out cold light?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:44

>>215
You must needs read >>214 again in order to understand. The temperature would not matter, since even a nearly absolute zero mass of such size would become a fusing plasma by means of gravitational collapse.

Further, there is no such thing as "cold light" since photons of any frequency have energy which can be delivered to the surface impinged. Radiative coupling by such means may differ by the surface, but energy delivery to some level must occur.

I do not see how I can make this any more clear.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 0:47

>>216
What are the most abstract areas of study you've immersed yourself in? Are you an active researcher, albeit without tenure? Do you hold an important position somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 0:59

>>216
but ice cold man

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 1:20

>>216
well explain THIS genous
http://images.4chan.org/sci/src/1332392859078.gif

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 15:20

Does the time it takes for piss to land on balls depend linearly on the number of balls?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 15:35

>>222
Are you gonna enjoy these trips?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 12:08

>>221
Not particularly, but I enjoyed this spellcard.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Imperishable_Night/Spell_Cards/Last_Word#Spell_Card_222

Name: StrongBad 2012-03-23 12:09

>>1 Have some sbemails, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 16:51

WHERE R U KREAM

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 16:57

>>222
ZUN got married? Oh no!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 19:18

>>225
He's been with that 3D bitch pig for a long while, so it won't really have any impact on anything.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-23 19:20

>>225
But ZUN is an mp3 player!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 19:29

zun ya asshole

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 0:56

>>217
What are the most abstract areas of study you've immersed yourself in?
Number theory. I have found in practice that my mind does not go into manifolds of such abstractions. Therefore I have had to remain in the realm of the physical sciences.

Are you an active researcher, albeit without tenure? Do you hold an important position somewhere?
I am not even in academia. I hold corporate positions of modest work assignments. My academic pursuits are wholly personal. The world is no longer that which accepts my concentrations. We have given up on practical science and engineering insofar that we can pursue larger solutions to pressing problems. We are far more interested in creating more problems, since it leads to financial gains for a certain elite. I find this morally abhorrent and as the decades pass I retreat ever further from actively participating in such socio-economic systems.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 1:01

>>220
Does the time it takes for piss to land on balls depend linearly on the number of balls?
Current research into this basic question has found no deterministic relationship. Previous research was even less helpful, delving into wild speculations about "fractal-scrotal remediation". It may as well have been pure nonsense, and those responsible for it have been sacked. Ball-sacked, as it turned out. Ball-sacked and moistened with an urea solution.

>>224
Patience is indeed a virtue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 1:11

Have you checked your dubs?
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/599/checkem.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 1:12

dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1332409945/
You didn't make this thread, did you?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 2:22

>>232
No; see http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1332409945/31 .

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 5:07

What are your views on junjun and sandra?

what is moot's real name?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 5:10

What is your stance on skub?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 7:34

Which do you prefer: piano music or violin music, and why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 8:22

Who do you think is going to win between Chelsea and Spurs???? The yids really need some points so they'll be going for it I think.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 11:40

>>234
What are your views on junjun and sandra?
Once again the anonymous army has exposed another example of what could be characterized as embarrassing ignorance on my part. Thank you for that. You must hate me.

what is moot's real name?
Christopher Poole. "Poole's cloased", except in the case when hard male members are looking for a place to ensconce themselves. Then "Poole's oapen", and wide oapen, if you know what I mean.

>>235
What is your stance on skub?
More esoterica to which I have already delivered the substantive answer in >>238.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 11:41

>>236
Which do you prefer: piano music or violin music, and why?
I find them equally engaging and do not favor one over the other to any noticeable degree regardless of how such degrees are defined in the common rhetoric.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 12:08

Christopher Poole. "Poole's cloased", except in the case when hard male members are looking for a place to ensconce themselves. Then "Poole's oapen", and wide oapen, if you know what I mean.

Haha

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 15:36

What do polecat kebabs taste like?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 18:00

Can you think of a nicer sounding word than "heliocentricism"? I bet you can't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 18:00

>>244
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 18:02

shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 22:13

>>242
How about 'rhinoplasty'?

Ohhhhh, rhinoplasty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 3:21

CELLAR DURR

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 3:29

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 11:16

Can the balls on piss problem be solved in polynomial time?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-25 12:09

>>248
The problem is oppositely as you propose, to wit, the time it takes for piss to land on balls. I know that from the surface-contact perspective, both versions are the same; piss contacts balls as well as balls contact piss. But that is irrelevant to the purpose.

I suspect the original problem can not be solved in any time. Mankind has worked on the problem for millennia. Even when given the goatfinger, the problem's investigators were not able to reach a resolution.

We may have to resort to PUMBLENUTS, but I foresee that being a last resort, as we have other methods less extreme to try before then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 16:53

What is pumblenuts and what is the latin term?

Is it NP complete?

Where is that thread that some anon posted here about visiting a femdom prostitute?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 18:47

>>250
I strongly support this question.

Also what is your opinion on femdom prostitutes?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-25 19:17

>>250
What is pumblenuts and what is the latin term?
It is. It simply is. This involves the Latin term 'esse', aka 'to be'.

Is it NP complete?
It is computationally neutral, hence the specification does not apply.

Where is that thread that some anon posted here about visiting a femdom prostitute?
I have no idea. I am totally ignorant about that topic. You could be making it up for all I know, but I am good natured enough to avoid casting such an accusation upon you.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-25 19:18

>>251
I strongly support this question.
The degree of your support is irrelevant to the outcome of my involvement.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 11:06

UR DOUBLE GAY KREAM

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 11:38

Who are your favorite and least favorite tripfag on /sci/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 14:23

Where the fuck is Richard? He's not usually late.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 14:45

Can you describe the best techniques of orally pleasuring another man's penis?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 14:52

thoughts on maddox?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 14:57

As the resident BATCH expert 'Cream I ask you this:
So I came across this http://www.webdigi.co.uk/blog/2009/how-to-check-if-an-email-address-exists-without-sending-an-email/

And I thought it'd be great to find a way to automate this. So I had a go myself in BATCH. It works alright til I get to the TELNET commands:



Code:

:start



cls

set /p email="Email to verify?"



cls



echo Checking

echo %text% 



PAUSE



telnet mail.reddit.com 25

HELO HI

MAIL FROM: <youremail@gmail.com>

RCPT TO: <%email%>

I know the last line is probably a syntax error anyway, but is there a way to do multiple telnet commands like this in BATCH? Right now it doesn't get past telnet mail.reddit.com 25

I know this is piss-easy to do in python or php, but I still want to know how to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-26 16:38

What is your autism level, Kream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 3:43

When you UH when you UH do you wiggy wiggy UH

...?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 7:36

RodCram, how do you feel about all of the so-called ``oldfags'' (or, if they'd rather not be addressed by that term, then ``people who claim seniority here keyword: claim, as most of them are actually really new) who bitch and whine about the current state of World4ch while contributing nothing to the (few) worthwhile threads here? You know, the people who post nothing but ``/polecat kebabs/'' and ``back to /b/ please'' and ``Remember when World4ch didn't suck?'' and all of that faggotry.

How do you propose that we improve the quality of World4ch?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 10:53

>>262
Go away Archduke

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-27 12:33

>>262
But everyone knows who you are, and you're pretty new.
Doesn't really matter though, at least in a proper anonymous setting.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-28 0:00

>>255
Who are your favorite and least favorite tripfag on /sci/?
I have no favorite. I find myself butting heads with the 'seabros' moast often, and the one named "Mad Scientist" seems to be the leader of that mentally-ill brigade. An ill wind washes over his seas, and I do hint this darkly.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-28 0:02

>>257
Can you describe the best techniques of orally pleasuring another man's penis?
No, but I could give a good description of someone else orally pleasuring mine.

Continue? (y/n)

Name: RedCream 2012-03-28 0:05

>>260
What is your autism level, Kream?
Fairly high at times, almost zero at other times. I probably spend 5% of my time in an autistic mode, 45% of my time in slightly-autistic mode, and the other 50% of the time in normal mode.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-28 0:07

>>262
How do you propose that we improve the quality of World4ch?
Poast. Just poast. Or /lounge/ is toast.

The quality is in the quantity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 1:21

>>268
Poast. Just poast. Or /lounge/ is toast.
lol that rhymed gj

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-03-28 1:41

>>268
The quality is in the quantity.
One of the few times I've disagreed with you. The shitposting ruins this place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 2:10

>>270
L33tUK complaining about shitposting
Ahahahaha.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 2:55

>>265-268
cloan

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-28 4:14

>>271
I guess its better than him complaining about his life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 4:16

>>270
Is that why you haven't been posting as much lately? /lounge/ has been exceptionally shitty lately, hasn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 13:01

may 1st is the day you grab yourself by the scrotum and become a man

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 13:09

Hey RedCream, stop counter-trolling me when I'm trolling /sci/.
I know it was you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 13:50

What is your opinion on Skrillex or dubstep in general?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-29 12:54

>>275
I take better care of my manhood than that.

>>276
Oh, you know this, eh? You are filled with the knowledge of such, are you? And so you are convinced of that, right?

>>277
I have asking about dubstep in the record stores. I may buy into it at a future time. So my opinion is pre-provisional at this time. Not even fetal; perhaps at the blastula phase. There is not much to know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:04

>>278
Oh, you know this, eh? You are filled with the knowledge of such, are you? And so you are convinced of that, right?
This is the Official ask RedCream Questions Thread, not the Official RedCream asks Questions Thread.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:09

Don't you think you have largely overstayed your welcome here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:15

Are you going to make a farewell post are just not show up anymore?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-29 15:49

>>279
One does not exclude the other, which I have already stated for the record.

>>280
No, of course not. After all, I was never actually welcomed.

>>281
That seems unlikely at this juncture. In the fullness of time, nearly anything is possible, so it can not be ruled out. The future in this sense is unknowable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 16:50

>>282
Did you take a look at >>259 ?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-29 16:56

>>283
Not likely. It raises no memory event.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 17:01

>>284
que

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 17:06

There seems to be a bug in the RedCream system and it's vulnerable.

HACK THE GIBSON!

Name: RedCream 2012-03-29 17:51

>>286
I have raised the Ultimate Firewall. You will find it impenetrable, unlike your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 17:56

What is the onomatopoeia for spider sex?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 18:01

What is with lounges obsession with my mother?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-29 21:49

>>288
frip frip frip

>>289
She offers a compatible docking port.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 0:43

How do I become part of the one percent?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 2:04

u will enjoy many zoklets everyday?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 3:34

>>284
no memory event

what's that?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 6:16

What do you think about SomethingAwful?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 12:03

Should I eat this last biscuit or not? I've already eaten three of them in a small space of time and I don't really want to ruin my appetite, but they are pretty nice...

Name: RedCream 2012-03-31 10:41

>>291
At this juncture, you would have to kill the 99%.

>>292
I will take a chance on that, and just say "no".

>293
A memory event. I can not make that any more clear. beep

>>294
I do not go there. Its existence is one of life's many irrelevancies.

>>295
ALWAYS EAT THE LAST BISCUIT. Good God, man! Do not fool around!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-31 11:14

When does the narwhal bacon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-31 11:32

>>297
GTFO, REDDIOT!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 5:35



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Name: RedCream 2012-04-02 11:29

>>297
The narwhal would fucking anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 17:32

What is your favourite piece of punctuation?

Name: NutFucks 2012-04-02 18:49

Ar yu mee????

Name: RedCream 2012-04-02 19:41

>>301
The tilde (~). It is not commonly used as punctuation in most writing, but on the Internet, there are a lot more opportunities.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 4:54

>>303
onii-chan~
ahn~
^kimo_chi~

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 10:24

>>303
Excellent choice, my good Sir.

What is your opinion on crossdressing?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-03 11:42

>>305
What is your opinion on crossdressing?
Dressing while angry? Adorning religious icons? What are you saying?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:01

>>306
your a retard that is a faggot that has no talent and you are really ugly even for a pokemon

Name: RedCream 2012-04-03 13:19

>>307
You are telling me that there is a Pokémon named "RedCream"? Should I sue for infringement?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 13:33

>>308
your girl friends a stupid hoe and because of that your gay with that retared pastica

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 13:38

Who's Kream?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 13:39

>>310
a retard thats gay and that has no friend

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 13:51

>>311
What a waste of dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 23:09

What's my line?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-05 1:44

>>313
What's my line?
You just said it. Good job! Have a cookie, on me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:31

What is your opinion on this song?
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/Swedish+Folk+Tune/4I96A?src=5

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:32

Who's the boss? Did we ever find out who's the boss?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:58

What are some productive and worthwhile activities I should pursue instead of shitposting?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-05 14:15

>>315
It is sonorous.

>>316
I am the boss, and you should never forget this salient fact.

>>317
Political involvement. Alright, that is pretty much shitpoasting in the real world. I admit it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 14:39

Wjich meme is better pumblenuts or i admit my role?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 14:49

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Name: RedCream 2012-04-05 15:07

>>319
I like the PUMBLENUTS meme better, but 'better' is subjective and as such, I can not actually say objectively.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 16:48

>>320
Dumbass! You're supposed to sage when you do this. Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 17:24

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 10:23

Do you, or have you ever, owned a cat? If so, what was/is it called?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-06 11:10

>>324
No, dogs only. And that was a long time ago, and not emotionally processable at this time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 7:36

When did the Uk stop being a pure monarchy and become a constitutional monarchy it is today? To clarify, when the monarch had less power than government. Was it after Charles I

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-08 12:24

>>326
Cromwell.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-08 16:39

I did not even have to answer that one.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-12 19:09

BOOMPSY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-12 22:24

Tell me about your activities on /sci/. What threads do you post in? What do you post? Why do you post?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-13 3:54

>>330
I meta-troll there. I am well educated in the classical sense, meaning I have opened my mind to the data without bias. This is how I know about the Petroleum Age, which is ending. And so combined with my mighty command of economics, I hit the /sci/tards hard, not just challenging their pre- and ill-conceived notions about life and the universe, but despite the troll-like nature of my attack, it is not really trolling, since everything I say there is true and well-aligned with fact and logic.

I live in a culture that grows more stupid with each resource challenge. Propaganda routinely passes as the truth. This must be contended, if one is at all lucid, which I am.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 6:00

Have you ever given blood?

Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-13 6:28

>>329 Wow, you sure know how to keep me going, what with all your shit memes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 12:16

What should I eat for lunch?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-13 12:21

>>332
Yes, in both ways: Voluntarily and involuntarily.

>>333
Shitmemetics are your specialty.

>>334
I recommend that you avoid non-comestibles. Within the comestible category, the options are diverse and wholly open to your whim.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 16:44

What are your views on http://www.formspring.me/Cairnarvon/q/945414580 ?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-13 18:03

>>336
I achieved one view of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 16:57

What do complex numbers have to do with quantum mechanics? I know there's some link but I don't know what.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 22:34

Complex numbers = jews, true or false?

Name: !FAGGOtBROs 2012-04-14 22:41

>>338
Plebeian, they are essential to the calculation of a wavefunction.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 0:12

>>340
why is a faggoT complaining about a Plesbian

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 0:47

For how long will the war between the Tskmen and the NIGGERers last?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-15 1:22

>>338
I do not know the subject matter well enough to establish a link if it exists.

>>339
Complex numbers exist regardless of Jewish involvement.

>>342
For months, I am thinking. Months.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 2:22

>>342
There's no war. It is mere duty to admonish rude loutery. It has no place in this sanctuary of calm.

Name: NewSFBE 2012-04-15 5:20

>>342 Till the Ogre Crusaders wipe the smite off the face of the earth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 9:57

>>343

'>doesn't know quantum mechanics

>posts on /sci/

Go back to le reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 10:02

>>346

That Lee Reddit guy's a sonafabitch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 10:27

>>346
Have you seen the type of morons who post in that place?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 10:36

>>348
yup

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 11:14

Are you any good at Reversi?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 11:21

Why are you such a fat fuck?

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-15 11:44

>>350
Are you any good at Reversi?
Christ! I have not played that game in eons. I can not say for certain that my Reversi skills have remained intact.

>>351
I am not fat. Are you sure you are talking to the right person? You sure missed the mark in this case.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-15 11:45

Oops. I forgot to mark my poasting in >>354.

Forgetful and hurried RedCream is forgetful and hurried.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 8:51

>>354
You're totally fat. You're just taking issue with it to conceal how much of a fuck you'd be even without all the disgusting lard.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-16 13:09

>>356
You're totally fat.
No I am not. You lie.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-16 14:40

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Name: RedCream 2012-04-16 15:19

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Name: :( 2012-04-16 17:25

>>356 Why the fuck you pick on other people for who you believe resemble me?

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-04-16 17:28

>>360 Piss off back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 8:06

Are you behind all these peak oil threads on /sci/?

Name: :( 2012-04-17 13:21

>>362 Who the fuck even gives a shit about /sci/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 13:32

/sci/ (disambiguation)
^{From Niggerpedia, the /lounge/ encyclopedia}

/sci/ may refer to:
• /sci/, a world4ch textboard
• /sci/, a 4chan imageboard

Name: RedCream 2012-04-17 15:22

>>362
I do not start them, but once any thred gets going about it, I tend to jump in. I also like to jump in the spacebro and seabro threds to ridicule them for their totally silly beliefs about infrastructural development in light of sound economic reasoning.

Naturally I catch a lot of flack for that, but since I am right and they are all wrong, I do not mind.

>>363
I do.

>>364
/sci/ the imgbord.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 18:12

Your name is RedCream, is it not?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-17 19:18

>>366
It is indeed. I liked the nom de plume so much that I changed it legally to "RedCream de la Lounge" in 2007.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 20:52

>>367
Well, I guess you made the most decent choice when you opted for a nom de plume rather than a plume dans le cul.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 0:41

>>368
Maybe that is where the word "bloomers" came from, nicht wahr?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 0:54

What do you make of these?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Martha_Speaks/1

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 2:22

>>370
Now I know this may seem strange for a man who has spent years on FOARchan, but as a rule I avoid "rule34" sites or pictures. I apologize for not making this rule clear befoar.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-04-18 3:06

>>371
That website is everything that is wrong with the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 9:52

>>372
The art on that website was created by people therefore people are what is wrong with the world? Considering how many people like that type of erotica maybe it is you that is wrong with the world. Maybe your the one that is fucked up. To many years of living in a society based on religious dogmas has caused you a very deep rooted psychosis when it comes to things sexual in nature. I believe the only was to rid yourself of this psychosis is to sleep with your mother.

Report back and let us know how it went.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 10:15

>>372
because you prefer to have your depravity first person rather than in fictional form

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 19:55

Cream, I want all my garmonbozia.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 20:27

>>375
That is a statement, not a question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 23:59

Extraordinary retort.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 5:48

>>376
Asking you to give me my garmonbozia is not a statement, anti-semantic faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 9:50

>>378
god what the hell dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 10:05

is time real or just something we measure with a clock

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 10:06

is time real or just something we measure with a clock

can you beat moot at tetris?

"Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn." critique this statement.

What if you have a time machine and go back in time and have sex with yourself at 14? Is that ephebophila or just masturbation?

Don't you hate it when you are taking a test and some guy behind you keeps sniffing his snot back up his nose instead of getting a tissue and blowing his nose outside or something?

have you ever met a guy named Butcher Pete

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:12

>>378
You were not asking, to wit:

Cream, I want all my garmonbozia.

That is a clear statement, not an inquiry. The words and tone all indicate a desire or a command. In the latter case, there is no expectation that there will be a refusal, and in fact there is no expectation that there will be a right to enact refusal. In the former case, an expressed desire is not an inquiry, but a mere statement of an internal condition or status.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:15

>>380
is time real or just something we measure with a clock
Sounds real in either case, since that which can be measured, is definably real.

>>381
can you beat moot at tetris?
Easily. I have well-developed 'tetskills', and he would wither before them as does a bush before a raging forest fire.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:18

>>381
"Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn." critique this statement.
That is more of a demand and not a question. Having crossed the line of criticality for the thred protocol, it must be rejected summarily.

What if you have a time machine and go back in time and have sex with yourself at 14? Is that ephebophila or just masturbation?
It is homosexual behavior, and you knew that already.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:24

>>381
Don't you hate it when you are taking a test and some guy behind you keeps sniffing his snot back up his nose instead of getting a tissue and blowing his nose outside or something?
I have no opinion on that, since in such an instance I would be taking a test and as such, I am subject to my internal ability to concentrate and thus ignore truly irrelevant environmental noises, which greatly includes the categorization of common noises emitted by fellow students.

have you ever met a guy named Butcher Pete
No, but I did know a fellow known as Peter Butch. It was his real name, as fictional as my claim seems to be. "Peter Butch." To this day I still stand in disbelief that any mother and father would let their son be so named, but that was not my choice, was it? It was not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 16:15

>>385
answer the other questions pls

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 16:28

What Myers-Briggs personality type are you?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 18:37

>>387
I avoid personality tests in order to avoid being categorized either within or without.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 1:26

Roughly what percentage of RedCreams are cloans?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 3:21

so like, how do I shave my ass properly? i can get to most spots but there are some crazy angles involved and i always feel like i missed something. should i swith to an electric shaver? been using traditional blades.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 3:53

RedCream, my dear friend. How have you been?

Name: Tyler Durden 2012-04-20 8:03

What do you want to do before you die?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 9:50

>>392
As opposed to what you want to do after? I think it would be less redundant to ask what he wants to do after he dies.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:08

>>393

Or maybe we could ask what he wants to do while he is dying..

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:19

LOLLLLLLL FUNNY I PISS!!!!!! I PISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 10:49

>>389
On average, about half.

>>390
SFBE is a positive expert in shaving his anus! You should ask him.

>>391
I have been well. Do I knoa you?

>>392
Shoot somebody dead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:07

>>396
Johnny Cash detected. Back to Reno plz

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:18

>>397
I did not claim that I would shoot a man just to watch him die, nor that I would perform said shooting in Reno. No Johnny Cash detected. No requirement to go back to Reno exists. Your poasting has been entirely repudiated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:24

Whats the best distro to watch porno

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:25

how would you react if you overheard someone at work say "Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big"

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:26

how would you feel about kissing a girl on the lips after she gave you oral?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:27

roids? http://i.imgur.com/AF1rN.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:28

in layman's terms why does omitting the "www" take you to a different site sometimes?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:28

Why do people claim dawkins is the profit of the atheist religon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 14:39

How to make the transition from casual hobbyist to candle entrepreneur?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 18:12

What would you name your child, were you to have one?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 3:57

BOOMP.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:08

>>399
Whats the best distro to watch porno
All of them.

>>400
how would you react if you overheard someone at work say "Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big"
I would react with affirmative enthusiasm and attempt to draw out the speaker with FOARchan memes.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:11

>>401
how would you feel about kissing a girl on the lips after she gave you oral?
Matters of passion and sexuality are conditional. Would you spit many times into a glass and then imbibe that particular beverage? Generally no, since it is a conditional item. Our mouths are full of spit and that is where it is to stay.

In the matter mentioned specifically, in the throes of passion and I daresay even love, it can be conditionally acceptable to engage in kissing after a sustained bout of oral sex in either case.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:19

>>402
roids?
No. But thanks for the offer.

>>403
in layman's terms why does omitting the "www" take you to a different site sometimes?
All site names are linked to the real site identifier on the Internet, that being the IP address. This linkage is accomplished through the Domain Name System (or Service), a.k.a. DNS. So if the DNS is setup to have differing IP addresses for the following, then typing in one and then the other will arrive at different sites. This is rare but can happen.

Site 1: www.mootfail.org
Site 2: mootfail.org

In the case of site #1, some guy sets up his web server for HTTP requests. But he decides to use the master domain name in site #2 for handling email. He registers these servers with his name provider, and each name is entered into the Internet's DNS servers with different IP addresses, since each is actually a different server and in fact performs different functions. In such a rare case, entering "mootfail.org" in your web browser would probably give a timeout (if the server was not configured to handle HTTP requests) or some default "this is not a web server" page.

Remember, the Internet does not run on names per se, but numbers: The IP addresses. The DNS servers hold the huge, huge lists of all the registered names and their associated numbers. They can be set and reset at will and however they like; just because most people setup most if not all servers with the same domain name so that they have the same handler server, does not mean that some people do not set them up separately.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:23

>>404
Firstly, nice GET. I considered not responding to you just to carry the joke along.

Why do people claim dawkins is the profit of the atheist religon?
Most people are religious. Religion leads to paranoia for reasons best not delved into here. Due to that paranoia, anyone who expresses a strong atheism is automatically found to be a threat. That is literally all that is.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:30

>>405
How to make the transition from casual hobbyist to candle entrepreneur?
You must first know two things:

1. Your ability to supply candle products and treat the production and distribution in a business-like manner

2. The market or sub-markets for candle products.

Without this basic information, you can not move forward and will almost certainly fail in your endeavor.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 4:32

>>406
What would you name your child, were you to have one?
You use the future tense in a situation where the past tense reflects reality. And that name can not be revealed for the purposes of avoiding being uniquely identified. I am sorry but this is how it must be.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 8:24

Why don't you use a trip?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 8:25

Why don't you use a trip?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 8:28

>>413
We already know you're boxxy's dad, ya big dummy^{^[1]}

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Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 13:15

>>414
Why don't you use a trip?
Because I can then be filtered by various FOARchan plugins for Firefox. That is why.

>>416
We already know you're boxxy's dad
I am not, and it is good that I am not, since I would have the biggest blue balls of any man in the land. Boxxy is so fucking cute! It is more of a mental boner, honestly; you just can not stop looking at her and watching her exposit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 14:16

What is your favourite word containing exactly 14 letters?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-21 15:20

>>418
I do not know. Perhaps I am being too scatterbrained.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 3:13

How can one obtain a useful college degree in a timely manner and remain debt free?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 2:12

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 12:52

What is your general opinion on the book Of Mice and Men?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 17:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 21:28

>>421,423
This is relaxing, post more often.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 17:28

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAKAGIGOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 15:39

Do gay people get turned on by the sight of their own dicks

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 17:00

>>426
Not if it looks like yours!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-01 4:54

>>427
sounds a little queer chief

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 1:40

RedCream at tablecat lounge says he can't even post now. Can a cloan of you post?

Name: RedCream 2012-05-03 3:33

>>429
Pumblenuts

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 5:26

What about blunts ?? -.-O.O-.-o.o :F

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 5:35

Iknowwhatyoudid last summer <-ididthistoannouyou,soyoulookedattheend,last.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-06 9:33

Annnnnnnnnd Bump

Name: AEA 2012-05-06 14:23

Where is RedCream? Normally he can't help but to post uncontrollably...

Name: RedCream 2012-05-06 14:43

Dear >>434
Your post has severely vexed me, I am experiencing a condition known as being "butt-hurt."

I would be pleased if you do not ever post again.

Sincerely,
RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-06 15:37

>>434
He's in the tablecat lounge because his posting attempts aren't working in this lounge for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-06 15:57

>>436
I hope he'll stay there.