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Official ask RedCream Questions Thread No.2

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:27

Are you excited for the 2nd installment of the hippest thread on /lounge/?

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-04-16 17:28

>>360 Piss off back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 8:06

Are you behind all these peak oil threads on /sci/?

Name: :( 2012-04-17 13:21

>>362 Who the fuck even gives a shit about /sci/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 13:32

/sci/ (disambiguation)
From Niggerpedia, the /lounge/ encyclopedia

/sci/ may refer to:
• /sci/, a world4ch textboard
• /sci/, a 4chan imageboard

Name: RedCream 2012-04-17 15:22

>>362
I do not start them, but once any thred gets going about it, I tend to jump in. I also like to jump in the spacebro and seabro threds to ridicule them for their totally silly beliefs about infrastructural development in light of sound economic reasoning.

Naturally I catch a lot of flack for that, but since I am right and they are all wrong, I do not mind.

>>363
I do.

>>364
/sci/ the imgbord.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 18:12

Your name is RedCream, is it not?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-17 19:18

>>366
It is indeed. I liked the nom de plume so much that I changed it legally to "RedCream de la Lounge" in 2007.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-17 20:52

>>367
Well, I guess you made the most decent choice when you opted for a nom de plume rather than a plume dans le cul.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 0:41

>>368
Maybe that is where the word "bloomers" came from, nicht wahr?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 0:54

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 2:22

>>370
Now I know this may seem strange for a man who has spent years on FOARchan, but as a rule I avoid "rule34" sites or pictures. I apologize for not making this rule clear befoar.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-04-18 3:06

>>371
That website is everything that is wrong with the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 9:52

>>372
The art on that website was created by people therefore people are what is wrong with the world? Considering how many people like that type of erotica maybe it is you that is wrong with the world. Maybe your the one that is fucked up. To many years of living in a society based on religious dogmas has caused you a very deep rooted psychosis when it comes to things sexual in nature. I believe the only was to rid yourself of this psychosis is to sleep with your mother.

Report back and let us know how it went.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 10:15

>>372
because you prefer to have your depravity first person rather than in fictional form

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 19:55

Cream, I want all my garmonbozia.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-18 20:27

>>375
That is a statement, not a question.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 23:59

Extraordinary retort.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 5:48

>>376
Asking you to give me my garmonbozia is not a statement, anti-semantic faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 9:50

>>378
god what the hell dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 10:05

is time real or just something we measure with a clock

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 10:06

is time real or just something we measure with a clock

can you beat moot at tetris?

"Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn." critique this statement.

What if you have a time machine and go back in time and have sex with yourself at 14? Is that ephebophila or just masturbation?

Don't you hate it when you are taking a test and some guy behind you keeps sniffing his snot back up his nose instead of getting a tissue and blowing his nose outside or something?

have you ever met a guy named Butcher Pete

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:12

>>378
You were not asking, to wit:

Cream, I want all my garmonbozia.

That is a clear statement, not an inquiry. The words and tone all indicate a desire or a command. In the latter case, there is no expectation that there will be a refusal, and in fact there is no expectation that there will be a right to enact refusal. In the former case, an expressed desire is not an inquiry, but a mere statement of an internal condition or status.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:15

>>380
is time real or just something we measure with a clock
Sounds real in either case, since that which can be measured, is definably real.

>>381
can you beat moot at tetris?
Easily. I have well-developed 'tetskills', and he would wither before them as does a bush before a raging forest fire.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:18

>>381
"Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn." critique this statement.
That is more of a demand and not a question. Having crossed the line of criticality for the thred protocol, it must be rejected summarily.

What if you have a time machine and go back in time and have sex with yourself at 14? Is that ephebophila or just masturbation?
It is homosexual behavior, and you knew that already.

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 12:24

>>381
Don't you hate it when you are taking a test and some guy behind you keeps sniffing his snot back up his nose instead of getting a tissue and blowing his nose outside or something?
I have no opinion on that, since in such an instance I would be taking a test and as such, I am subject to my internal ability to concentrate and thus ignore truly irrelevant environmental noises, which greatly includes the categorization of common noises emitted by fellow students.

have you ever met a guy named Butcher Pete
No, but I did know a fellow known as Peter Butch. It was his real name, as fictional as my claim seems to be. "Peter Butch." To this day I still stand in disbelief that any mother and father would let their son be so named, but that was not my choice, was it? It was not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 16:15

>>385
answer the other questions pls

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 16:28

What Myers-Briggs personality type are you?

Name: RedCream 2012-04-19 18:37

>>387
I avoid personality tests in order to avoid being categorized either within or without.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 1:26

Roughly what percentage of RedCreams are cloans?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 3:21

so like, how do I shave my ass properly? i can get to most spots but there are some crazy angles involved and i always feel like i missed something. should i swith to an electric shaver? been using traditional blades.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 3:53

RedCream, my dear friend. How have you been?

Name: Tyler Durden 2012-04-20 8:03

What do you  want to do before you die?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 9:50

>>392
As opposed to what you want to do after?  I think it would be less redundant to ask what he wants to do after he dies.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:08

>>393

Or maybe we could ask what he wants to do while he is dying..

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:19

LOLLLLLLL FUNNY I PISS!!!!!! I PISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 10:49

>>389
On average, about half.

>>390
SFBE is a positive expert in shaving his anus! You should ask him.

>>391
I have been well. Do I knoa you?

>>392
Shoot somebody dead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:07

>>396
Johnny Cash detected. Back to Reno plz

Name: RedCream 2012-04-20 13:18

>>397
I did not claim that I would shoot a man just to watch him die, nor that I would perform said shooting in Reno. No Johnny Cash detected. No requirement to go back to Reno exists. Your poasting has been entirely repudiated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:24

Whats the best distro to watch porno

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:25

how would you react if you overheard someone at work say "Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big"

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