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Official ask RedCream Questions Thread No.2

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:27

Are you excited for the 2nd installment of the hippest thread on /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 6:38

RedCream doesn't seem as eager to answer our inquiries as before. Maybe he tires of our constant nagging. Maybe the questions have been declining in quality. Or maybe this is a Cloan!

Name: MMOOOOOOOO*shits* 2012-03-10 11:05

>>81 STOP MOCKING MAI BITCH BITCHES!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 12:01

>>82
Since when did fourteen year-olds populate /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 13:43

>>83
ohmahgod like, this old nerd is like, talking to me and stuff. he's got like, a beard, gross.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 15:06

>>84
www.usingenglish.com
www.englishuk.com/en

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:40

Have you ever watched Japanese animation shows, also known as anime?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 16:43

Have you ever had lewd thoughts about a family member?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 16:59

>>83
Is this question directed at me, or readers in general?

>>86
Very rarely. I do not even know what is properly considered anime, and which is not. I have seen the gamut of the adult 'anime', like most of the stuff from Studio Ghibli. Does that count? I just saw "Paprika" a month ago, of my own volition and not under chemical influences or personal threats.

>>87
Your English is too broad. Are you asking if I had lewd thoughts about a family member, (#1) 'member' being a person entirely, or are you asking about a 'member' in the sense (#2) of a penis owned and operated by an item in the set of family persons, or is it further defined in your mind that (#3) a 'member' of inspecific usage (perhaps a dildo) exists such that a family person of mine possesses it and subsequently I desire it?

Please clarify.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-10 17:04

>>88
Paprika was good. You have good taste.

Although I'm not >>87­-san, I am quite confident he meant (#1).

Name: RedCream 2012-03-10 17:11

>>89
Thank you most kindly. Since there are at present only three options identified, one may presume that answering on the basis of those possibilities is not an unwarranted labor.

Option #1: No.
Option #2: No.
Option #3: No.

OK, I must admit, I am omitting pertinent details about option #1. I had a cousin once, since passed on, whom I admired in that youthful and innocent way, long ago. She of the long flowing hair, and I was her favorite when family gatherings brought us together. A few kisses were shared, but I must stress, given the ages of the involved parties, the entire idea of 'lewd' is arguably inapplicable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 11:02

Where can I buy a 60's Ford Cortina?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-11 14:01

>>91
Purchasing of classic cars is far from my core competency.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 14:16

>>92
Do you have a car? If so, what maker and model is it? From what year? Are you an experienced driver?

I'm sorry for this sudden barrage of questions, but this is a passion of mine. Cars, that is, not questions. Although I like asking questions too.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-11 15:11

>>92
I have a low rider, specifically for riding in the warm sun while playing "Low Rider" on the stereo while wearing shades.  I do that on every sunny Saturday in the month of August.  Otherwise, I do not drive.  Technically, the car is "not registered" *cough* and I am "not licensed" *ahem* or "insured" *bork*.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-11 15:27

>>94
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 0:20

>>93
Do you have a car? If so, what maker and model is it? From what year? Are you an experienced driver?

Alas, due to personal issues, I can not reveal this information at the fore. I do not have collectable cars, in case you were wondering. Mine are purely functional and as such are not worth noting.

The latter question I can answer: Yes, I am an experienced driver.

>>94
Cloan.

Name: ILoveToWalk 2012-03-12 5:17

Car = Feet
Maker = Who knows, god? idgaf.
Model = Big, flat, ugly.
Use = Everyday, every step, every beat...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 5:48

>>99
nice dubs bro

Name: femanon 2012-03-12 6:54

>>98
I'm not a bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:59

>>99
Go back to Reddit. Vaginas aren't welcome here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 7:30

Why do you bother to answer questions? Don't you have something more constructive to use your time with like working for example?

inb4 you ignore this question

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 7:40

>>101
Like you wouldn't answer questions if the /lounge/ community dedicated a series of threads to asking you questions. How long do you spend on the internet? Long enough to answer several questions a day on /lounge/? How constructive is that internet time? I'm guessing even less constructive than FailCheese's answering of questions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 19:47

>>102
This isn't an "Official ask Anonymous Questions Thread". Take it elsewhere, moran.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 20:03

>>101
Why do you bother to answer questions?
It is due to a basic respect that I deliver to /lounge/ and its poasters.

Don't you have something more constructive to use your time with like working for example?
Socialization is constructive, and I do work. Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 20:29

>>105
Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

See:

>>103

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 20:31

>>105
Should I endeavor to work in each waking hour?

See:

>>103

Name: RedCream 2012-03-12 20:33

>>105
Clarifications are allowed by implication when questions are enabled.

If you have any further problems with this policy, please send me email: lick@my.balls

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 0:22

What is your favorite book, and why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 2:20

What is your sexual fetish?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 3:05

Are you a feminist?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 4:54

Do you hate freedom?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 6:15

If you have any further problems with this policy, please send me email: lick@my.balls 

COMMAND:
rcpt to: <lick@my.balls>
RESPONSE:
550 5.1.1 <lick@my.balls>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in local recipient table

COMMAND:
quit
RESPONSE:
221 2.0.0 Bye

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 6:45

>>112
balls isn't even a valid TLC

.my is though, so you could have an address of lick@balls.my

.co.ck (cook islands) is also a valid TLD

so you could have an address of suck@my.co.ck

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 9:27

suckmy.co.ck is available.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 9:33

>>114
suck my cock dude

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:35

>>115
[m]Back to /jp/, please![m]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:50

>>116
BBCOADE FALE

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][spoiler]I faled my BBCOADE masters! ;-;[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 13:51

>>117
www

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 14:15

What are you wearing right now?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-13 15:44

>>108
What is your favorite book, and why?
I really do not have any such thing, being very widely read. Out of many thousands of books read during my life, I am unable to choose one, or even a class of books, which qualify as 'favorite'.

>>109
What is your sexual fetish?
Having my elbows slathered in butter while ABBA plays in the background. What did you expect?

>>110
Are you a feminist?
No, not the way that feminism is expressed in the West. I am not anti-male, which is how feminism here bases itself. However, I do believe women are equal and are due equal consideration.
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