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Official ask RedCream Questions Thread No.2

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 7:27

Are you excited for the 2nd installment of the hippest thread on /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-19 10:41

Is the answer to this question the same as the answer to "Does RedCream enjoy mootlecock up his ass?"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 12:55

What, if any, video games do you play?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 14:39

my name is sylvia
looking to have fun with someone and if we like each others pictures
no strings attached sex with amazing oral will be CUM-ing your way.
(818) 334- 9759
 you have my #

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 10:19

Sorry for the delay in answering, folks. I was remiss in my /lounge/ duties and express remorse.

>>190
Why did you eat >>169's hamster?
I have never consumed flesh-of-hamster, at least, not knowingly, and one would rightfully suspect that I would know.

>>191
Someone on /sci/ mentioned you being highly involved in the forcing of the >biology >hard science meme last summer. Is this true?
Sadly, no. It does sound like something I would get involved in, but in this instance, I stand wrongfully accused, and in this matter I must seek redress. Spred the word: It was not me.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 10:22

>>201
The answer is that your question does not apply since it is logically obscured. Clarify your question and get back to me.

>>202
I have simple video-game tastes. I like stuff like Tetris and its many derivatives. They allow me to seek a few minutes of distraction in order to mentally recharge.

>>203
Sylvia, do you have a question for me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 11:20

>>205
Tetris
We could get along just fine, you and I. Do you enjoy static puzzle games as well?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 11:24

I really liked that Tetris Friends thing. I think it got a bit obnoxious and too "social" after a while though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 13:03

Do you have a girlfriend, RedCream? Or a boyfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 14:15

What are your religious views?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 16:25

How long does it take?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 16:49

What would happen when a sun made of ice and a sun made of lava collide?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:08

>>206
Do you enjoy static puzzle games as well?
No, I find those boring and far too time consuming. I have had friends who liked static puzzles and I was dynamically puzzled myself as to why they did. But there is no accounting for taste. One must accept the differences of others.

>>208
Do you have a girlfriend, RedCream? Or a boyfriend?
Neither. My gonadic excursions have been curtailed, intimacy denied, yet I remain ever hopeful for the future and the relationships therein I may form.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:14

>>209
What are your religious views?
Some years ago now, I waged a total war on /sci/, using Gilgamesh as my iconic point. Clear exposition of my religious views were performed thereby. Do you not remember that great war?

>>210
I often wonder that myself. There are many aspects to the basic question: How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take? How long does it take?

Largely, how long does it take for piss to land on balls? Oh how I law awake on hot summer nights, my brow creased nearly fractally, pondering any way around the barrier to the answer. To date, I have seen no success.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:36

>>211
What would happen when a sun made of ice and a sun made of lava collide?
Yes, this is a favorite troll poasting on /sci/, but I have handled this sufficiently in those pages. Let us begin that epic re-telling.

Basically, the "sun of ice" pretty much means a solar mass (about 10^30 kg) of water ice in one place as a volumetric continuum. Such a mass has no stability and could never occur, since such a continuous mass even near absolute zero (the temperature of the water ice being unspecified) must gravitationally collapse, stripping the Hydrogen atoms from the Oxygen atoms in each water molecule, and then in the core of the collapsing mass, the electrons would be stripped from those atoms, forming a plasma, albeit under extraordinary density.

This sort of collapse into stellar formation would be essentially unprecedented in our universe. But even if it were setup to occur, the collapse would obviate the "sun of ice" categorization. It would just be a sun, with highly unusual starting processes... after all, the star's composition would be only 11% Hydrogen at first, with 89% Oxygen. Stellar formation is usually heavily sourced from Hydrogen and Helium, the universe's basic building blocks, atomically speaking. I have no doubt the core would start fusing, but the overwhelming presence of such heavy nuclei like Oxygen would compress the fusion lifespan, perhaps even producing a nova-like explosion within seconds of a fusion start. I do not know precisely, having not run the numbers.

The point here is that "sun of ice" is just impossible. Even if started as ice, even near absolute zero, it would gravitationally collapse and cease being water ice within seconds of its unfathomable formation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-21 23:39

But, like, would a sun of ice be really really cold?  Because it's ice, right.  Would it shine out cold light?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-21 23:44

>>215
You must needs read >>214 again in order to understand. The temperature would not matter, since even a nearly absolute zero mass of such size would become a fusing plasma by means of gravitational collapse.

Further, there is no such thing as "cold light" since photons of any frequency have energy which can be delivered to the surface impinged. Radiative coupling by such means may differ by the surface, but energy delivery to some level must occur.

I do not see how I can make this any more clear.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 0:47

>>216
What are the most abstract areas of study you've immersed yourself in? Are you an active researcher, albeit without tenure? Do you hold an important position somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 0:59

>>216
but ice cold man

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 1:20

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 15:20

Does the time it takes for piss to land on balls depend linearly on the number of balls?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-22 15:35

>>222
Are you gonna enjoy these trips?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 12:08

Name: StrongBad 2012-03-23 12:09

>>1 Have some sbemails, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 16:51

WHERE R U KREAM

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 16:57

>>222
ZUN got married? Oh no!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 19:18

>>225
He's been with that 3D bitch pig for a long while, so it won't really have any impact on anything.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-23 19:20

>>225
But ZUN is an mp3 player!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 19:29

zun ya asshole

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 0:56

>>217
What are the most abstract areas of study you've immersed yourself in?
Number theory. I have found in practice that my mind does not go into manifolds of such abstractions. Therefore I have had to remain in the realm of the physical sciences.

Are you an active researcher, albeit without tenure? Do you hold an important position somewhere?
I am not even in academia. I hold corporate positions of modest work assignments. My academic pursuits are wholly personal. The world is no longer that which accepts my concentrations. We have given up on practical science and engineering insofar that we can pursue larger solutions to pressing problems. We are far more interested in creating more problems, since it leads to financial gains for a certain elite. I find this morally abhorrent and as the decades pass I retreat ever further from actively participating in such socio-economic systems.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 1:01

>>220
Does the time it takes for piss to land on balls depend linearly on the number of balls?
Current research into this basic question has found no deterministic relationship. Previous research was even less helpful, delving into wild speculations about "fractal-scrotal remediation". It may as well have been pure nonsense, and those responsible for it have been sacked. Ball-sacked, as it turned out. Ball-sacked and moistened with an urea solution.

>>224
Patience is indeed a virtue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 1:11

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 1:12

dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1332409945/
You didn't make this thread, did you?

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 2:22

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 5:07

What are your views on junjun and sandra?

what is moot's real name?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 5:10

What is your stance on skub?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 7:34

Which do you prefer: piano music or violin music, and why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 8:22

Who do you think is going to win between Chelsea and Spurs???? The yids really need some points so they'll be going for it I think.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 11:40

>>234
What are your views on junjun and sandra?
Once again the anonymous army has exposed another example of what could be characterized as embarrassing ignorance on my part. Thank you for that. You must hate me.

what is moot's real name?
Christopher Poole. "Poole's cloased", except in the case when hard male members are looking for a place to ensconce themselves. Then "Poole's oapen", and wide oapen, if you know what I mean.

>>235
What is your stance on skub?
More esoterica to which I have already delivered the substantive answer in >>238.

Name: RedCream 2012-03-24 11:41

>>236
Which do you prefer: piano music or violin music, and why?
I find them equally engaging and do not favor one over the other to any noticeable degree regardless of how such degrees are defined in the common rhetoric.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 12:08

Christopher Poole. "Poole's cloased", except in the case when hard male members are looking for a place to ensconce themselves. Then "Poole's oapen", and wide oapen, if you know what I mean.

Haha

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