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Guilty Pleasures

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 4:15

I had an appointment with a nurse once. I told her that my willy was playing up, she asked if I wanted a male to examine me instead but I told her she'd be fine with a smile. She looked a little uneasy at this point but the examination continued, I removed my trousers and flopped the old chap out (he was standing to attention)
I asked her to take "Extra special care" with a wink as I started to wank slowly, she asked me to leave.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 5:28

leave what?  cum juice all over her face and uniform?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-09 12:39

Guilty pleasure? Like the pleasure of being cummed inside?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 14:49

cuddling a cute blonde 12 year old boy, who I am secretly in love with.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-09 16:30

Futuristipastica is that 12 year old boy, and he must now prepare to be cuddled by some /lounge/ fifty-something pedophile.

You may now retch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 16:39

>>5
Is that a confession?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 16:41

Snuggling with the sweet brunette 1/12 month old girl, who I am secretly in love with.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 17:28

>>7

Got to man up, and then tell her how you feel. Then stick it up her pooper!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 18:14

ANAL WRECKAGE~ HARDCORE SEXY ASS FUCKS 258

Name: RedCream 2011-09-09 18:27

>>6
Yes, I confess that Futuristipastica is a /lounge/ fifty-something pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 9:07

>>10
Boy is not Futurispastica. Is an affectionate boy I've known for years. Since the age of 8. He has always been clingly and freindly!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 9:16

>>10
fuck you cracker white ass i fuck you with my big black dick ughhhh fucking faggot take my black load

Name: BrainyParc 2011-09-10 9:21

You must have been standing on your head because it looked to you like it was playing up, but gravity told you "no". And gravity is only so strong. It can only do so much. That's probably why she asked you to leave.
But if I was there, she would have needed a shit ton of Red Cream to even spread her legs.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:13

>>13-kun, what is the composition of this "red cream"?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:34

>>12
Black load? All men produce a whitish-yellow ejaculatory fluid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 16:50

>>15-kloan, the proper /lounge/ response would have been "black load" WTF.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 17:07

>>12
"black load"?  WTF

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:03

>>16
I am not a cloan. In addition, I expound in my responses. I am not bound by your extremely limited repertoire of reactions.

PUMBLENUTS

Even so. It is not the purview of anyone to determine /lounge/ propriety.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:05


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