Guilty Pleasures

I had an appointment with a nurse once. I told her that my willy was playing up, she asked if I wanted a male to examine me instead but I told her she'd be fine with a smile. She looked a little uneasy at this point but the examination continued, I removed my trousers and flopped the old chap out (he was standing to attention)
I asked her to take "Extra special care" with a wink as I started to wank slowly, she asked me to leave.

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Yes, I confess that Futuristipastica is a /lounge/ fifty-something pedophile.