/lounge/ - Guilty Pleasures

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 4:15

I had an appointment with a nurse once. I told her that my willy was playing up, she asked if I wanted a male to examine me instead but I told her she'd be fine with a smile. She looked a little uneasy at this point but the examination continued, I removed my trousers and flopped the old chap out (he was standing to attention)
I asked her to take "Extra special care" with a wink as I started to wank slowly, she asked me to leave.

Name: BrainyParc 2011-09-10 9:21

You must have been standing on your head because it looked to you like it was playing up, but gravity told you "no". And gravity is only so strong. It can only do so much. That's probably why she asked you to leave.
But if I was there, she would have needed a shit ton of Red Cream to even spread her legs.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:13

>>13-kun, what is the composition of this "red cream"?

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:34

>>12
Black load? All men produce a whitish-yellow ejaculatory fluid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 16:50

>>15-kloan, the proper /lounge/ response would have been "black load" WTF.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 17:07

>>12
"black load"? WTF

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:03

>>16
I am not a cloan. In addition, I expound in my responses. I am not bound by your extremely limited repertoire of reactions.

PUMBLENUTS

Even so. It is not the purview of anyone to determine /lounge/ propriety.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:05

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Guilty Pleasures

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 4:15

13 Name: BrainyParc 2011-09-10 9:21

14 Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:13

15 Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 14:34

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 16:50

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 17:07

18 Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:03

19 Name: RedCream 2011-09-10 18:05