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Had a bad dream last night.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 7:10

I dreamed that I stabbed my sister with one of my swords, because she was taking this piss out of me being a virgin. I'm starting to worry that if somebody ever finds out and takes the piss, I'll end up killing them. This is beginning to scare me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 12:55

Just wave your dick around at the office.  Then you'll be "the crazy sex offender".

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 13:05

I could brutally deflower you OP, then neither of us will be virgins.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-08-19 14:57

If you haven't lost your virginity by the age of twenty five, either kill yourself or just use a prostitute. There's no shame in either. I lost mine at age 16, and amongst my friends I was a late starter.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 16:50

The mighty VIPPER lives in his natural environment.
He basks in his and his fellow VIPPER's greatness.
But,he is opposed by the individuals at /lounge/.
But VIPPER is strong, he kills the /lounge/er easily.
You VIPPER's must crush the loungers!
For the good of the mothertextboard!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 17:37

>>4
You should be ashamed of yourself.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-08-19 18:35

>>6
Why exactly?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 18:39

Recently I've been angry that I'm still a virgin. Not sad, I'm not crying about my situation. I'm angry that I failed to achieve what is somewhat a standard in our culture. It started a few weeks ago. I didn't care prior to that. I'm 21.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 18:46

>>8
our culture

Ahhaha, thats funny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 19:24

>>8
our culture
Don't feel bad, this so-called "culture" is degenerative bullshit anyway. And sex ain't shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 0:20

>>8
you know what else is standard now?  Herpes.

>>7
For having such a poor attitude and relating to a chick like I imagine reptiles might.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-08-20 2:32

>>11
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that's all that women have to them. It was more a judgement on the social bravery of a man. For the record I have never used a prostitute, but I think he I got to the age of twenty five and was still a virgin I would not care about what society thinks and probably use one. Or go on a killing spree.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 3:41

don't you want a good bitch?  One that you can come home to and gets you a forty?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-08-20 3:48

>>13
That's one of the other things they're good for.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 3:55

>>10
true to dat.

the only thing this "culture" is about now is consumerism and braging about it.

Name: English Literature 2010-08-20 17:47

>>15
braging
``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 20:50

Did you mean: brining

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