Had a bad dream last night.

I dreamed that I stabbed my sister with one of my swords, because she was taking this piss out of me being a virgin. I'm starting to worry that if somebody ever finds out and takes the piss, I'll end up killing them. This is beginning to scare me.

>>8
you know what else is standard now?  Herpes.

>>7
For having such a poor attitude and relating to a chick like I imagine reptiles might.