Had a bad dream last night.

I dreamed that I stabbed my sister with one of my swords, because she was taking this piss out of me being a virgin. I'm starting to worry that if somebody ever finds out and takes the piss, I'll end up killing them. This is beginning to scare me.

If you haven't lost your virginity by the age of twenty five, either kill yourself or just use a prostitute. There's no shame in either. I lost mine at age 16, and amongst my friends I was a late starter.