Part of the qualifications for becoming a mod is to have an ability of banning people for no reason and not banning the people who actually break rules.
You have to be unqualified to be qualified to become a mod here.
Step one: Register a nick on Rizon IRC and get on #4chan
Step two: Don't say anything retarded that could upset the regulars and mods. Do this over the next decade.
Step three: moot may one day over the next decade decide to come out of the woodwork and act completely out of character and start hiring random people from the IRC channel. If you are picked, congradulations, you've become a moderator to the biggest and most disgusting hellhole on the entire World Wide Web.
Step four: Enjoy, if step three was successful, if not, you may need to kill yourself if this was a goal you've been wasting ten years of your live to achieve.
>>6
Alternative route:
Go to a meetup with moot
Give out blowjobs
Spout memes everwhere
Get mod powers
After that you need to finalize the deal by doing the following:
Sticky shitty threads
Embed music in posts
Ban everyone who complains
get an opinion
express opinion as anonymous
ban everyone who disagrees
Firstly, it was Christopher Poole. Note the added E. Secondly, that was all just a troll and it was not backed up by any court filing. He is Richard Goins.
I name thee FailFool.
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Anonymous2011-09-22 2:50
>>17
So I'm to believe in a man named Dick Groins? Proof?
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Anonymous2011-09-22 3:04
>>17
LOL, FailCheese. You're so easily lead. It was only a few days ago I trolled you into believing his name was Richard Groins. That picture I linked you to has been proven fake a long time. His name is Christopher Poolezowski (he changed it to Poole in the 90s for unknown reasons), there are court filings, you have just received my penis in your anus. how does that feel, all at once?
>>17
I assume you have the relevant court filings to prove that the allegations moot's real name is [i]Dick]/i] Groins are not hoaxes and trolls of the highest order... ?
Regardless of what his name is, Christopher Poole or Richard Goins, the net is closing and like with Catie Wayne (Boxxy), we are closing in on our quarry with inflated groins and raunchy lust.
You elect to make use of said inflationary genitals by aiming for my anus. That means you are so very homosexual. So you may as well get in the front of the line in order to pummel moot's tender anus. I name thee AnusPummeler.
The first link from Reddit has all the documentation that proves that moot is Richard Goins.
His name is Richard Goins. That is NOT Dick Goins. That is NOT Richard Groins. That is NOT Dick Groins.
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Anonymous2011-09-22 4:20
>>21 You elect to make use of said inflationary genitals by aiming for my anus. That means you are so very homosexual. http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1314996767/11
I knew I could get you to admit you're desire to "pop the anal cherry" of another man is, as you put it, so very homosexual.
I own you so often it's like you're my own niggerslave or whatever. I'm also the one that last-measured you and had you crying about "browser hijacks" and vowing never to click a /lounge/ link again last year. And I'm over 70, punk. How does that feel?
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Anonymous2011-09-22 4:24
>>23
Those are just links to the troll pic you dumbass. Your rant provided no proof whatsoever (other than taking what your favorite site - Reddit - has to say as gospel). In short, you got trolled by /b/. Epic loss.