How to be a mod?

Part of the qualifications for becoming a mod is to have an ability of banning people for no reason and not banning the people who actually break rules.

You have to be unqualified to be qualified to become a mod here.

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My proof, Poopdicknuts-san:

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Richard+Goins%22+moot&hl=en&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=280l1422l0l2704l3l1l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&um=1&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&oq=%22Richard+Goins%22+moot&aq=f&aqi=&aql=

The first link from Reddit has all the documentation that proves that moot is Richard Goins.

His name is Richard Goins. That is NOT Dick Goins. That is NOT Richard Groins. That is NOT Dick Groins.