Part of the qualifications for becoming a mod is to have an ability of banning people for no reason and not banning the people who actually break rules.
You have to be unqualified to be qualified to become a mod here.
Regardless of what his name is, Christopher Poole or Richard Goins, the net is closing and like with Catie Wayne (Boxxy), we are closing in on our quarry with inflated groins and raunchy lust.
You elect to make use of said inflationary genitals by aiming for my anus. That means you are so very homosexual. So you may as well get in the front of the line in order to pummel moot's tender anus. I name thee AnusPummeler.