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QUOTE game: Fun for the whole family

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 7:38

OK, here are the rules:

First you take a QUOTE by someone.
Then, you post the quote, and add *grabs dick* at the end.
Hilarity ensues.

I'll start

I can insure you I am no anus! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 7:48

┌───────┐ ┌────────┐ ┌───────┐   ┌─────┐  ┌─────────┐
│NIGGER ├─┤  SATAN ├─┤PENIS  ├─┐ │ EYE ├──┤   HELL  │
└───┬───┘ │        │ └───────┘ │ └──┬──┘  │┌───────┐│
    │     │        │ ┌───────┐ │    │     ││REDCRAM││
    =     │        ├─┤ PENIS ├─┴────┤     │└───────┘│
    │     │        │ └───────┘      │     │┌──────┐ │
┌───┴───┐ │        │ ┌─────┐    ┌───┴───┐ ││NIGGER│ │
│REDCRAM│ │        ├─┤ANUS ├────┤MOUTH  │ │└──────┘ │
└───────┘ └────────┘ └─────┘    └───────┘ └─────────┘
*grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 7:55

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. *grabs dick*

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 8:00

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: DRIVE LIKE JEHU 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: DRIVE LIKE JEHU 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: DRIVE 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: LIKE 2009-08-20 8:02

Name: JEHU 2009-08-20 8:02

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 8:07

DRIVE LIKE TROLL

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 8:08

>>10
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:15

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!  *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:19

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."  *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:28

What is a man? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:30

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell" *grabs dick*

Name: MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 11:12

I big anus that can talk, and feel? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:33

You were more of a piece of shit than a man, now you can become a piece of dog shit *grabs dick*

Name: !!WvVl0v1JzyTPjFy 2009-08-20 11:34

inb4 anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:37

fuck, that wasn't actually him.
I need to cut down on...stuff

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:49

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 12:00

"To be now a sensible man, by and by a Foole, and presently an anus" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:24

"a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:28

"The war against Russia will be such that it cannot be conducted in a knightly fashion. This struggle is one of ideologies and racial differences and will have to be conducted with unprecedented, unmerciful and unrelenting harshness." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:41

>>22


[b]"To be or not to be? That is the question"[/b] *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:50

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 15:22

"Yes we can!" *grabs dick*

Name: RedCream 2009-08-20 16:27

Who is Dick, and why is he being grabbed with such frequency?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:42

Who is Dick, and why is he being grabbed with such frequency? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:56

"LOOK AT IT!!!! *grabs dick*
,Patrick Star

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:59

Bush: "Me and my vice president,..." *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:02

Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem. *grabs dick*

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:03

>>31
You're an anus!

Name: pork soda 2009-08-20 18:05

This corn is well grown and Carthage must be destroyed. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:06

You're an anus! *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:28

>>34
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:29

>>35
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:31

>>36
I am not, and you know it!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:31

>>37
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 19:13

My name is Buck
and I'm here to fuck.
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 19:43

"The vow of celibacy is a matter of keeping one's word to Christ and the Church. a duty and a proof of the priest's inner maturity; it is the expression of his personal dignity."  *grabs dick*

Name: part 1 2009-08-20 20:21

Our Father, which art in Heaven * grabs dick *

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 23:15

"We're going to need a bigger boat." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 0:17

this is unfunny

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 1:03

"Behold, the atheist's worst nightmare" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 1:04

"Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." *grabs dick*

G.M. Trevelyan, et al.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 1:08

"For England, James?" *grabs dick*

Alec Trevelyan, et al.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 2:13

"Call me Ishmael." *grabs Moby dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 5:27

>>43
I don't know about you, but I actually laughed at many of these *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 6:07

>>48
fail. GTFO *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 6:17

"That is one big pile of shit." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 6:19

"That is one big dick." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 7:02

By desiring little, a poor man becomes rich. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 8:46

"I cannot tell a lie!" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 10:45

"*grabs dick*" *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-21 10:55

>>54
That was cleaver! *grabs dick*

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-21 11:00

>>55
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-21 11:15

I just thought of something! When we say *grabs dick* are we grabbing our own dicks, or an other males dick!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-21 11:15

>>57
You're an anus!

Name: RedCream 2009-08-21 12:29

*grabs (*grabs (*grabs (*grabs (*grabs (*grabs dick*)*)*)*)*)*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 13:01

Hax my anus oneechan! *grabs dick* *inserts it in anus*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 13:05

>>57
I'm grabbing FrozenVoid's. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:00

ask not what your cuntry can do for you, but what you can do for your cuntry *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:01

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:02

hey everybody, were all gonna get laid *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:02

Im just a normal girl, but everyone thinks im a freak...*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:03

there can only be one *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:04

"His throat was bare in my hands!" *grabs dick*
Sweeny Todd

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:05

"These are my friends." *grabs dick* *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:08

Well this is interesting *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:08

HOW THE FUCK HAS NO-ONE THOGUHT OF THIS ONE
"Say hello to my little firend" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:08

This whole situation could be worse!*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:09

"SIEG HEIL" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:10

I have the magic touch!*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:11

"This ... is an everlasting gobstopper." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:11

No!Not in any way shape sense or form does this make sense until NOW!*grabds dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:12

PINGAS *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:13

Dont worry its just like a video game...well you could die.But oh well.Lets make the most of it *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:14

"Buckle your seat-belt Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye-bye." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:15

"Sonics the name, speeds my game!" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:15

80 GET *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:17

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:31

"When you are wrestling for possession of a sword, the man with the handle always wins." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:32

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:38

>>83
In a space suit?!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:48

Oh lookie what i have here!*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:06

WE'RE GOING IN *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:25

"mm-mmm good" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:26

"it's time for a dicking" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:27

"Let's get packin'" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:27

"90 GET" *grabs dick*


                                    nerp

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:28

"dentist reccomended" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 18:51

Goddamn, this thread really started getting stupid after >>62

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 20:00

Goddamn, this thread really started getting stupid after >>62 *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 13:00

I could beat your ass's off! *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-03 13:03

>>94
What an cleaver boy we have here!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-03 13:26

>>95

    _  _____ _____ _____ _   _ _____ ___ ___  _   _
   / \|_   _|_   _| ____| \ | |_   _|_ _/ _ \| \ | |
  / _ \ | |   | | |  _| |  \| | | |  | | | | |  \| |
 / ___ \| |   | | | |___| |\  | | |  | | |_| | |\  |
/_/   \_\_|   |_| |_____|_| \_| |_| |___\___/|_| \_|
                                                   


MILKRIBS had added a new line to his repertoire!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-03 14:07

>>96
What!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:08

100 GET *grabs dick*

Name: Suigin !BvedRW2DFU 2009-09-04 9:26

i'm gonna piss in fire *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:26

*A CHING A CHONG*  grabs dick

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:26

peahippo@hotmail.com *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:29

You're gonna love my nuts ! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:54

we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 9:57

>>59
Lol failcream has read his SICP

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 10:19

>>107
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-04 11:43

>>108
How else did he know about the parentheses?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 8:11

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 8:17

"My God! It's full of fags!" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 9:59

Bump past spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 10:00

Bump past spam.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 10:24

Bump past spam. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 4:37

How else did he know about the parentheses? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 4:49

<insert any nigger lyrics here> *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 4:50

THE FUC ON!! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 5:19

>>117
* African American *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 8:00

I wanna make a change for once in my life *grabs dick*
It's gonna feel reel good gonna make a difference gotta make it right *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 8:33

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 11:30

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 20:28

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 20:30

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 3:44

JEWS *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 2:26

I could destroy you! I could beat your ass off! I have self control so I won't! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 3:01

POLAND CANNOT INTO SPACE

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 8:36

Only an empty bottle can be filled. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 8:49

Endure. In enduring, grow strong. *grabs dick*
Perfection through punishment. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 14:30

But nothing can beat the supposed name Anaru (亜菜瑠 or 亜成) -- the Japanese pronunciation for "anal" in its more prurient usage. You don't have to know Japanese to know that's DQN.  *grabs anus*

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 14:35

A zombie tale, but these zombies are after a certain body part (and it's not brains).This is the story of one man de-balled by the zombies and how he reacts to his castration. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:18

Most loutish and unloungelink behavior. Tsk. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:31

It's that time again *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 16:45

I will not sacrifice the Enterprise.  We've made too many compromises already.  Too many retreats.  They invade our space, and we fall back.  They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back.  Not again.  The line must be drawn here!  This far, no further!  And I will make them pay for what they've done!  *grabs dick*

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-26 20:54

One particular variant of Kaluza–Klein theory is space-time-matter theory or induced matter theory, chiefly promulgated by Paul Wesson and other members of the so-called Space-Time-Matter Consortium. In this version of the theory, it is noted that solutions to the equation

    R_{AB}=0\,

with RAB the five-dimensional Ricci curvature, may be re-expressed so that in four dimensions, these solutions satisfy Einstein's equations

    G_{\mu\nu} = 8\pi T_{\mu\nu}\,

with the precise form of the Tμν following from the Ricci-flat condition on the five-dimensional space. Since the energy-momentum tensor Tμν is normally understood to be due to concentrations of matter in four-dimensional space, the above result is interpreted as saying that four-dimensional matter is induced from geometry in five-dimensional space.

In particular, the soliton solutions of RAB = 0 can be shown to contain the Friedmann-Lemaitre-Robertson-Walker metric in both radiation-dominated (early universe) and matter-dominated (later universe) forms. The general equations can be shown to be sufficiently consistent with classical tests of general relativity to be acceptable on physical principles, while still leaving considerable freedom to also provide interesting cosmological models.

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 15:26

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 15:34

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