QUOTE game: Fun for the whole family

OK, here are the rules:

First you take a QUOTE by someone.
Then, you post the quote, and add *grabs dick* at the end.
Hilarity ensues.

I'll start

I can insure you I am no anus! *grabs dick*

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MILKRIBS had added a new line to his repertoire!