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Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 7:38

OK, here are the rules:

First you take a QUOTE by someone.
Then, you post the quote, and add *grabs dick* at the end.
Hilarity ensues.

I'll start

I can insure you I am no anus! *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 7:48

┌───────┐ ┌────────┐ ┌───────┐   ┌─────┐  ┌─────────┐
│NIGGER ├─┤  SATAN ├─┤PENIS  ├─┐ │ EYE ├──┤   HELL  │
└───┬───┘ │        │ └───────┘ │ └──┬──┘  │┌───────┐│
    │     │        │ ┌───────┐ │    │     ││REDCRAM││
    =     │        ├─┤ PENIS ├─┴────┤     │└───────┘│
    │     │        │ └───────┘      │     │┌──────┐ │
┌───┴───┐ │        │ ┌─────┐    ┌───┴───┐ ││NIGGER│ │
│REDCRAM│ │        ├─┤ANUS ├────┤MOUTH  │ │└──────┘ │
└───────┘ └────────┘ └─────┘    └───────┘ └─────────┘ *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 7:55

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. *grabs dick*

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 8:00

>>3
You're an anus!

Name: DRIVE LIKE JEHU 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: DRIVE LIKE JEHU 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: DRIVE 2009-08-20 8:01

Name: LIKE 2009-08-20 8:02

Name: JEHU 2009-08-20 8:02

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 8:07

DRIVE LIKE TROLL

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 8:08

>>10
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:15

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room!  *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:19

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."  *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:28

What is a man? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 10:30

"We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell" *grabs dick*

Name: MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 11:12

I big anus that can talk, and feel? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:33

You were more of a piece of shit than a man, now you can become a piece of dog shit *grabs dick*

Name: !!WvVl0v1JzyTPjFy 2009-08-20 11:34

inb4 anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:37

fuck, that wasn't actually him.
I need to cut down on...stuff

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 11:49

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 12:00

"To be now a sensible man, by and by a Foole, and presently an anus" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:24

"a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:28

"The war against Russia will be such that it cannot be conducted in a knightly fashion. This struggle is one of ideologies and racial differences and will have to be conducted with unprecedented, unmerciful and unrelenting harshness." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:41

>>22


[b]"To be or not to be? That is the question"[/b] *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 14:50

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 15:22

"Yes we can!" *grabs dick*

Name: RedCream 2009-08-20 16:27

Who is Dick, and why is he being grabbed with such frequency?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 16:42

Who is Dick, and why is he being grabbed with such frequency? *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:56

"LOOK AT IT!!!! *grabs dick*
,Patrick Star

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 17:59

Bush: "Me and my vice president,..." *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:02

Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem. *grabs dick*

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:03

>>31
You're an anus!

Name: pork soda 2009-08-20 18:05

This corn is well grown and Carthage must be destroyed. *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 18:06

You're an anus! *grabs dick*

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:28

>>34
SPAM

DRINK COCA COLA FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:29

>>35
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-20 18:31

>>36
I am not, and you know it!

Name: Anusymous 2009-08-20 18:31

>>37
You're an anus?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 19:13

My name is Buck
and I'm here to fuck.
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 19:43

"The vow of celibacy is a matter of keeping one's word to Christ and the Church. a duty and a proof of the priest's inner maturity; it is the expression of his personal dignity."  *grabs dick*
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