QUOTE game: Fun for the whole family

OK, here are the rules:

First you take a QUOTE by someone.
Then, you post the quote, and add *grabs dick* at the end.
Hilarity ensues.

I'll start

I can insure you I am no anus! *grabs dick*

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. *grabs dick*