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Copypasta: China/Western Imbalance

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-02-26 21:52

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American people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
American people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED

Chinese people living in China while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in China while criticizing China = Any references (particular comments which criticize the Chinese government or government related issues) to this on the internet are deleted, on the media are blocked from appearing, any protests are shut down, and anyone who persists with criticizing the Chinese government are arrested, "re-educated", branded a traitor/Anti-China by other chinese people, and in the worst case scenario, dissidents are tortured and executed quietly.
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Arguing with chinese nationalists all the day, I find myself repeating myself. And the reason I repeat myself is because they love to ignore the above message because it is convenient for them to do so. I call it the "The Imbalance of China vs Western World Views" and it should be obvious why.

So I'm offering you my copypasta, you'll need it in the future.

1) For the most part, is the message correct?
2) Anyone want to photoshop the above, maybe add graphics like big green tick, big green tick.. big red cross?
3) Instead of words, maybe you can even use images to communicated the message.

If you do a good job, I'll post it on my blog and credit you (if you want to be creditted)

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 10:43

ching chong china

AH SO ME SO SOLLY WANG CHUNG

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-05-17 5:45

Some things I observed on the internet:

The Anti-PC Response
Person A: Hey everyone, I'm new to the forums
Person B: LOL, you're a nigger.
Person A: That is very rude! You should say black person instead.
Person B: STOP BEIN SO POLITIKALLY KOOREKT YOU FUKKEN NIGGER! FUKKEN PC FAGS!
Person A: ...wut

The Overly-Defensive Response

Person A: Yeah, I'm trying to watch my weight so I went on a diet.
Person B: LOL, you're a fat cunt, stop eating so much you fat pig.
Person A: Sir, I know I am overweight but I think your comments were uncalled for. Please be more considerate.
Person B: STOP BEIN SO DEFENSIVE YA FAT FUCK, HARDEN THE FUCK UP
Person A: I'm not being defensive, I'm just sayin-
Person B: SHUT DA FUCK UP YOU OVERLY DEFENSIVE FAT FUCK, STOP BEING SO DEFENSIVE
Person A: But you're so aggres-
Person B: YOU FAT FUCK

Based on my studies, I conclude that "Stop being anti-PC" and "Stop being overly defensive" are evolved from the following type of exchanges:

I'm not a racist but... [insert racist tirade here]
I'm not a sexist but... [insert sexist tirade here]
I'm not a [insert ism here] but... [insert ism tirade here]

The only difference is that the bigots of the world are blaming it on "PCism" and "Stop being so overly defensive" instead.

Your thoughts?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 5:48

>>42
My thoughts? Get out ISM, nobody likes you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 5:49

>>43
I like him, I would put an item in his anus

Name: pork soda 2009-05-17 8:02

Mao had a silly name, was ugly, didn't bathe and had rotten teeth but he got more hot pussy than anybody in this thread. That's why so many internet virgins try to be communist.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 9:41

>>42
*African American

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 10:38

>>46
Shut up, anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-17 12:21

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-05-18 11:37

See, I am civil libertarian. I believe in human rights and civil rights. These include reasonable freedom of speech, no government-enforced censorship, and reasonably unrestricted media and a free internet.

My problem is that institutions like the government, whether its the US government or the Chinese government are corrupt. Corporations are not necessarily corrupt, they just want more and more money. Because the government is corrupt, they are happy to accept donations from companies and to fuck the people over.

Where China comes into this is that their form of society is the type of society that OUR (american) government wants. Endless propaganda, censorship everywhere, and an obedient sheep-like public. If any nail sticks up, the self-enforced guardians of the status quo will proceed to hammer them down.

The big issue is that corporations, due to their love of money, are sucking the cocks of China and the Chinese government.

So right now we import Chinese-made products, but my concern is that over time, we will being importing Chinese-style totalitarianism, Chinese-style censorship, Chinese-style lack of fundamental civil liberties, and Chinese-style restricted internet.

And these will be welcomed by our American governments and American corporations because this means that the balance of power will swing away from us the public and towards the institutions. With the above limits, we the public continue our spiral downwards to stupidity and apathy.

Now, the government and corporations and the rich ruling elite can do whatever they want without accountability and transparency.

And we, due to censorship in the media and internet, publically broadcast propaganda and self-enforced guardians of the status quo, ensures that no-one has the ability to speak out.

So people who say I am racist against the Chinese do not understand my way of thinking.

I am speaking out against Chinese and American government corruption because I have the ability to do so.

Chinese people only have the ability to speak out against the American government, not the Chinese government.

Name: Zhuangzi 2009-05-18 11:54

A frog who lives at the bottom of a well can not discuss the ocean.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-05-27 12:53

I don't give a shit about moot's politics and business dealings with 4chan's sponsors. I am just going to state why I want old /n/ back:

13 year old Timmy is an average boy born from middle class parents living in an average suburb. Timmy is at home bored, so he turns on the TV.

"FOX NEWS. FAIR AND BALANCED." Looks like it's the 6 o'clock Faux News. "News is boring" Timmy thinks to himself. But just as he was about to change the channel...

"Coming up...KEYBOARD WARRIORS!" "INTERNET HATE MACHINES INVADING YOUR HOME!" "AN INTERNET TERRORIST GROUP THAT BLOWS UP YELLOW VANS!"

"ZOMG" exclaims Timmy, "What's this about?" He listens on...

"Good evening, I'm Jill Ya'reely. First up on the bulletin, the internet hate group from an internet message board called 4chan has....................."

"4chan? Sounds cool!" says Timmy. So he turns on his computer and goes onto the internet, typing www.4chan.org. "Hmmm... what's this? /b/ random? lol, I like randumb XP"

Fast forward a few years... little Timmy has been a rookie /b/tard for a few years now. He does the usual mainstream 4chan stunts like asking camwhores to put the keyboard on her head and saying "LOL NIGGERS" in every second thread.

Fun things to do... but a little pointless and intellectually unsatisfying. "i herd there wuz udder imijbordz besidez /b/?"

Location: 4chan's front page. /b/ is a bit shit today... hmm what's this? /n/ - news? LOL I LURVZ NEWZ!!! Like any dumb newfag, he makes a new stupid thread on /n/:

Timmy: CHEAP CHINESE STUFF FLOODING AMERICA!
Invisible Sky Magician: If you don't want cheap Chinese shit, then either demand our companies and the Chinese government to give Chinese workers a fair wage and improve standards or stop buying Chinese shit you hypocritical xenophobic fuckwit.

'Who the fuck is this shithead?' says Timmy 'You're boring, I'll make a new thread...'

Timmy: ATHEISTS BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN USING BUS ADS!
Invisible Sky Magician: Based on the science we have today and our understanding of the world using science, Atheism is the only realistic "belief" and religions, whether they are Islam, Judaism or Christianity are basically tax-free bullshit, you hypocritical jesusfag fuckwit.

"Him again? What the fuck is he spewing? But I guess he does have a point. If Christianity are allowed to have bus ads, then so should atheism. Now for a new thread"

Timmy: WHY ARE POLITICIANS SO CORRUPT????
Invisible Sky Magician: Timmy, based on your threads, it is obvious that you are a bit ignorant on the way the world works. So I'll just be nice and tell you to watch movies called Zeitgeist and Zeitgeist Addendum. Answers to questions like Why Do We Go To War?, Why Are Politicians Corrupt?, Why Does The Human Race Think The Killing Of Children Is Justified (even though they don't say that bluntly), etc. Watch those movies, figure out the answers for yourself and realize how obvious things really are.

Fast forward a few years... Timmy, along with many /n/iggers are still /b/tards. But he is also now a civil libertarian who uses logic and rational thinking in his internet debates while leaving emotion out of it.

Fast forward another few years... Ron Paul is now dead. Who is going to replace him as one of the few politicians with integrity? Little Timmy that's who. Little Timmy has now converted his internet arguments into action and he is now going to run for President. His goal, uncompromised by corruption, is to create a better world, a better society than the shit one we have today.

Thanks to 4chan. Thanks to /b/. Thanks to /n/. And thanks to...Invisible Sky Magician, the Teller of Truth and the Facilitator of Facts

Name: Zhuangzi 2009-05-27 13:20

A frog who lives at the bottom of a well can not discuss the ocean.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 13:43

American people living in China while criticizing China = ALLOWED

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 13:52

>>9
>The USA does NOT have a culture distinct from its government.

Of course it does (or did, anyway).
This idea that the US is some "universal country" is bullshit. Until relatively recently (as in, 1965) it was implicitly accepted that the US was an organic nation, no different from its European counterparts. It was intended to be British in character, with other Europeans mixed in to add a bit of flavour. But this "we are the world" stuff is just a load of Jew Kool-Aid.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 14:40

>>54
As in 1965, the year after the civil rights act became law.  As in 1965, the year the voting rights act became law, King was in Selma, Malcom was shot, and Affirmative action was enforced by executive order.  As in 1965, the year that the people of the country finally started to catch up with the brilliant men who created the USA by drafting two legal documents. 
The idea that the US is some "universal country" is not "bullshit", it's the whole point.  Get with the program.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:10

>55
>the year that the people of the country finally started to catch up with the brilliant men who created the USA by drafting two legal documents.

I doubt the displacement of the European races in this country by colored immigrants who share none of our traditions (political, social, or cultural) was what they had in mind, somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:16

>55
As in 1965, the year of the passage of the 1965 Immigration Act.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:34

>>56
'Cause you're a racist who hasn't read enough of their words.
Hit the books, Junior.  Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, and many of the framers were men of reason who looked forward.  They would be disappointed that even with all of the scientific data we've collected on race that there's still conflict. They were not big fans of tradition.  How is it that people forget that they were revolutionaries; the ultimate liberals.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:47

>>58
Sauce on there being no racial differences, plox?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:53

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 15:54

>>59
Who said there were no racial differences?  No me.  There are many differences, some of which are as clear as the white on your nose.  The point is, culture trumps color.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 17:58

>>60
Coward.  If you think the color of your skin is so significant, then why do you fear?
That wasn't even clever racist bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-27 18:46

Latino women are the superior race!  They have the richness of their experience, the wisdom of the bordello, the spice of life.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-05-31 1:40

On Monday, I was on my break so I asked America if he wanted to have coffee with me at the local cafe and he accepted.

In our short but fruitful conversation, we covered many topics and one of it was the environment. I said to America, "You know, you can't keep this up together. At one point or another, you're just going to have to stop polluting right there and to stop using dirty means of energy." America replied, "I completely agree with you, but what's the point if China doesn't do the same too? They're the biggest polluters on the planet!"

On Tuesday, I was on my break again, and I asked China to have lunch with me, and he accepted. Like my American friend, we also had a short but fruitful conversation. Finally, I asked the question: "Will you stop polluting in the near future, for the environment's sake?" China replied: "I'd like to, but what's the point if America doesn't do the same? They're the biggest polluters on the planet!"

Needless to say, I don't speak with them anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 11:40

>>64
So what country are you?

Name: Invisible Sky Magician 2009-05-31 19:32

"Patriotism," a wise man once observed, "is the last refuge of scoundrels."
 
 And the braided, he might of added.
 
 Braided Scoundrel-in-Chief, George Junior, lacking even the sense to be careful what he wished for, has teamed up with a gaggle of fundamentalist Christian clerics like Billy Graham to proclaim a "New Crusade" called "Infinite Justice" aimed at "ridding the world of evil."
 
 One could easily make light of such rhetoric, remarking upon how unseemly it is for a son to threaten his father in such fashion – or a president to so publicly contemplate the murder/suicide of himself and his cabinet – but the matter is deadly serious.
 
 They are preparing once again to sally forth for the purpose of roasting brown-skinned children by the scores of thousands. Already, the B-1 bombers and the aircraft carriers and the missile frigates are en route, the airborne divisions are gearing up to go.
 
 To where? Afghanistan?
 
 The Sudan?
 
 Iraq, again (or still)?
 
 How about Grenada (that was fun)?
 
 Any of them or all. It doesn't matter.
 
 The desire to pummel the helpless runs rabid as ever.
 
 Only, this time it's different.
 
 The time the helpless aren't, or at least are not so helpless as they were.
 
 This time, somewhere, perhaps in an Afghani mountain cave, possibly in a Brooklyn basement, maybe another local altogether – but somewhere, all the same – there's a grim-visaged (wo)man wearing a Clint Eastwood smile.
 
 "Go ahead, punks," s/he's saying, "Make my day."
 
 And when they do, when they launch these airstrikes abroad – or may a little later; it will be at a time conforming to the "terrorists"' own schedule, and at a place of their choosing – the next more intensive dose of medicine administered here "at home."
 
 Of what will it consist this time? Anthrax? Mustard gas? Sarin? A tactical nuclear device?
 
 That, too, is their choice to make.
 
 Looking back, it will seem to future generations inexplicable why Americans were unable on their own, and in time to save themselves, to accept a rule of nature so basic that it could be mouthed by an actor, Lawrence Fishburn, in a movie, The Cotton Club.
 
 "You've got to learn, " the line went, "that when you push people around, some people push back."
 
 As they should.
 
 As they must.
 
 And as they undoubtedly will.
 
 There is justice in such symmetry.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-06-29 12:40

"... Because the majority says so" - Discussion of the flaws of "democracy"

When people say they like democracy, they say the like it because democracy serves the interests of the majority.

One problem remains: The existence of the "tyranny of the majority"

If there was a referendum and the question was "should [x] people have less rights than the majority [y]?"

And the majority decided yes, black people should have fewer rights than the majority or yes, women should have fewer rights than the majority.

This could also lead to other things like "yes, porn should be banned" or "violent video games should be banned" or "you are not allowed to be atheist"

And these things will be justified because the "majority" thinks so.

This is a fucked up democracy.

Democracy is or should be about granting everyone with equal rights.

NOT about using the power of the majority to lessen the rights of those who are perceived to be in the minority.

Since about 90% of any population in any country are stupid people, I think "tyranny of the majority" is a very realistic threat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 13:21

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Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 13:24

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 13:40

What are you doing here? Fuck off back to r9k you weaboo faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 13:58

ISM I LOVE YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 14:06

>>68
U rikey flied lice? me rikey flied lice too? chop chop...

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-29 20:33

weaboo faggot
http://www.4chan.org/japanese

You're new around here, aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-30 4:38

>>73
Nope. Face it 4chan's mainstream now.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-07-06 5:33

It is the year 3000. Unknown advanced extra-terrestial creatures known as "aliens" in human "fictional" literature are travelling through space. They land their mothership on Earth and using advanced technology, they hijack every radio, television and computer to broadcast their message:

"Greetings Earthlings, I am Uhluhtc. We were sent here by Our Master, He who shall remain nameless. He is in an omnipotent and omniscient being and He is the one who has created everything that you see before you. The skies, the oceans, the flora, the fauna. He also created you. And He has been observing you Homosapiens for many centuries. And He is saddened."

"When He finished creating the skies, the oceans, the flora and the fauna, He was pleased with his work. He observed nature working and living in harmony. He decided to create creatures in his own image, that is you Homosapiens, to allow you to manage His other creations automatically. He trusted you Homosapiens to treat His skies, His oceans, His flora and His fauna with care. But that did not come to be. He created birds with wings. You created cages. He created clear skies. You created smog. He created clear seas. You dump foul chemicals in it."

"Last of all, He created free will. You usurped it, you abused it, you corrupted it."

"My Lord finally acknowledged he was neither omnipotent nor omniscient despite His past successes. By allowing humans free will, he blocked himself out of the ability to correct his mistake. Earthlings, you are the mistake and we are the enforcers. You Earthlings enslaved the flora and the fauna to be used for your own benefit. You capture entire species of animals and enslave them in farms, to be born, bred and killed while citing your own species's intelligence and strength as justification."

"Might is right. Ever since your creation, that is the statement that you have chosen to live your lives by. And that is why we are here. Our Lord has decreed that we will enslave the entire human race to be born, bred and killed in exactly the same way you treated the animals in the past. We will use you humans as food and as an energy source. From this point, we will govern this world you call Earth."

"Might is right. Uhluhtc has spoken."

It is the year 3100. Earth is a very different place. The entire population of Homosapiens have been enslaved by this alien race under the orders of Him. The farms are systematically managed: the weak humans are killed to create food for the alien race, the stronger ones are kept alive to create energy.

Little Timmy watches on. A man is killed. His father has become food. A woman is killed. His mother likewise, has become food. Uhluhtc observes without emotion. Just another day. Little Timmy, with tears in his eyes cries to nobody in particular: "Stop! Stop doing this! Stop all this killing! This is not right! This is inhumane! Stop this cruelty!"

Uhluhtc teleports in front of little Timmy. He then goes on to say "This is poetic justice Timmy. We are merely treating you as your ancestors have treated the world. We are merely using your race for our own benefit, the same way your ancestors used the world for your own benefit. Why should humans be exempt from this, despite their past cruelties and atrocities?"

Little Timmy thinks long and hard and says:

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-06 7:15

ISLAM IS THE LIGHT

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-06 7:17

>>76
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 7:34

>>75
"The sins of the father should not be visited upon the son"

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 7:35

>>76
I always knew you were muslim.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 8:51

Is OP a girl?

Sounds like a bitch.

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