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Copypasta: China/Western Imbalance

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-02-26 21:52

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American people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing America = ALLOWED
American people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in America while criticizing China = ALLOWED

Chinese people living in China while criticizing America = ALLOWED
Chinese people living in China while criticizing China = Any references (particular comments which criticize the Chinese government or government related issues) to this on the internet are deleted, on the media are blocked from appearing, any protests are shut down, and anyone who persists with criticizing the Chinese government are arrested, "re-educated", branded a traitor/Anti-China by other chinese people, and in the worst case scenario, dissidents are tortured and executed quietly.
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Arguing with chinese nationalists all the day, I find myself repeating myself. And the reason I repeat myself is because they love to ignore the above message because it is convenient for them to do so. I call it the "The Imbalance of China vs Western World Views" and it should be obvious why.

So I'm offering you my copypasta, you'll need it in the future.

1) For the most part, is the message correct?
2) Anyone want to photoshop the above, maybe add graphics like big green tick, big green tick.. big red cross?
3) Instead of words, maybe you can even use images to communicated the message.

If you do a good job, I'll post it on my blog and credit you (if you want to be creditted)

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!LqAKk0T5HxQMAa+ 2009-07-06 5:33

It is the year 3000. Unknown advanced extra-terrestial creatures known as "aliens" in human "fictional" literature are travelling through space. They land their mothership on Earth and using advanced technology, they hijack every radio, television and computer to broadcast their message:

"Greetings Earthlings, I am Uhluhtc. We were sent here by Our Master, He who shall remain nameless. He is in an omnipotent and omniscient being and He is the one who has created everything that you see before you. The skies, the oceans, the flora, the fauna. He also created you. And He has been observing you Homosapiens for many centuries. And He is saddened."

"When He finished creating the skies, the oceans, the flora and the fauna, He was pleased with his work. He observed nature working and living in harmony. He decided to create creatures in his own image, that is you Homosapiens, to allow you to manage His other creations automatically. He trusted you Homosapiens to treat His skies, His oceans, His flora and His fauna with care. But that did not come to be. He created birds with wings. You created cages. He created clear skies. You created smog. He created clear seas. You dump foul chemicals in it."

"Last of all, He created free will. You usurped it, you abused it, you corrupted it."

"My Lord finally acknowledged he was neither omnipotent nor omniscient despite His past successes. By allowing humans free will, he blocked himself out of the ability to correct his mistake. Earthlings, you are the mistake and we are the enforcers. You Earthlings enslaved the flora and the fauna to be used for your own benefit. You capture entire species of animals and enslave them in farms, to be born, bred and killed while citing your own species's intelligence and strength as justification."

"Might is right. Ever since your creation, that is the statement that you have chosen to live your lives by. And that is why we are here. Our Lord has decreed that we will enslave the entire human race to be born, bred and killed in exactly the same way you treated the animals in the past. We will use you humans as food and as an energy source. From this point, we will govern this world you call Earth."

"Might is right. Uhluhtc has spoken."

It is the year 3100. Earth is a very different place. The entire population of Homosapiens have been enslaved by this alien race under the orders of Him. The farms are systematically managed: the weak humans are killed to create food for the alien race, the stronger ones are kept alive to create energy.

Little Timmy watches on. A man is killed. His father has become food. A woman is killed. His mother likewise, has become food. Uhluhtc observes without emotion. Just another day. Little Timmy, with tears in his eyes cries to nobody in particular: "Stop! Stop doing this! Stop all this killing! This is not right! This is inhumane! Stop this cruelty!"

Uhluhtc teleports in front of little Timmy. He then goes on to say "This is poetic justice Timmy. We are merely treating you as your ancestors have treated the world. We are merely using your race for our own benefit, the same way your ancestors used the world for your own benefit. Why should humans be exempt from this, despite their past cruelties and atrocities?"

Little Timmy thinks long and hard and says:

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