I am a genious

Ask me questions, and I will answer them.  Because I am a genuis, the answers will be very good.

Awesome, most textbooks don't bother to say why U-235 nuclei is gooder at splitting when hit by slower particles than when it is hit by faster particles.  I looked it up and read something but I can't recall now.  Please remind me why being hit by a slower particle would be more destructive.

>>2
There are no qwestion marks in your post, so i will not answer your questin since you did not ask one.  Do not try to trick me.  I am a genius, you know.  We don't trick easy.

>>3
That was me saying that.  I forgot to put my user name in, so you may not have know that it was me.

Why aren't you wearing pants you freak?

>>4
Too stupid to put your name in the name field?

LOL. I hate you.

SSSSo genuios, if you so smart, how did aI Get so drunks

>>5
Ah, myh first serious question.  i  will make my anser the very best one I can.

I am not wearing pants beacause i just had a shower.  WEaring pants in the shower is stupid because it makes it harder to wash my penis and my legs.  That and it makes my pants get wet,  which I have no compelling reason to do.  Since I am a genisu I don't want to do such stupid things.

I am wet right now because of the shower so putting pants on would be uncomfortable.  I prefer to let the water stop being on my skin before wearing pants, othewrise the water makes my skin chafing.

That is why I aren't wearing pants.

>>6
To answer your qestion, no.  Iam not too stupid to put my name int he name field.  You can tell because I put my name in the name field of this post.

If I was too stupid to do that, I would not have my name in the name field of this post or of any post.  But because i am a genius, I am smart enough to put my name in the naem field.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

Dear Genius:

Why is the sky a light blue color, and not a slightly-greenish blue color?

--RedCream

>>10
Your question does not making sense.  I look out teh window and the sky is white and gray, so your inital assumption of the ssky being a light blue colors is wrong.  As such, your qestion is invalid so I will answer a nother questionn that i thnk you meant to ask instead.

That qestion is "What color si the sky?"

Teh  colour of the sky is depending on many factors.  The  sky changes colorings throught the day, an d can be red or blue or orane or white or  gray or black.  It can also be strange colors like yelow or green or brown depending on what sort of aprticulates are suspended in the atmosphere where you are.

If you are in a forest, the sky might look brown or gren or other colors but that is probbaly because  you are looking at trees instead of the sky.  Trees are usually brown or green for completely different reasons than suspended particlates in the atnosphere.

>>11
Uh, OK, but ... what factors are involved in making the sky a light blue color, instead of a slightly-greenish blue color?

He only answers questions related to not wearing pants.

>>13
Oh.  OK:

Dear Genius:

Why is the sky a light blue color, and not a slightly-greenish blue color, when not wearing any pants?

--RedCream

>>12
Oh, that is mostly becuase the sun is really really bright white.  However, when the light rays are hit teh atomsphere, the light get knocked around by the molecules in the air.  Blue light gets knowcked around a lots more, so that's why it looks like the entire sky is blue, this light all comes from teh  sun.  The other colours get knocked aroundt oo, but not as much.

The sun itself looks yellow because that's the color that's left after all the other light gets knocked around and is coming from strange directinos insteaf of  strait from the sun.  Durng sunset it look red because theres mroe atomosphere for the light to get knocked around in so it goes further away, and red is all that's left.

If you wanted the sky to be greenish blue, you wold need bigger molecules in teh air.  But since we ar e used to breathing the air we have now, changing that would might make us all sick and die.  And if the molceules are too big it would make things teh wrong coloir again.

>>14
You can read >>15 for teh answer since it is the same answer, because me wearing pants has little to no effect on the colur of the sky.  But I will copy and paste it here in case it is too hard for you.  I am agenius so this is easy for me.

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Oh, that is mostly becuase the sun is really really bright white.  However, when the light rays are hit teh atomsphere, the light get knocked around by the molecules in the air.  Blue light gets knowcked around a lots more, so that's why it looks like the entire sky is blue, this light all comes from teh  sun.  The other colours get knocked aroundt oo, but not as much.

The sun itself looks yellow because that's the color that's left after all the other light gets knocked around and is coming from strange directinos insteaf of  strait from the sun.  Durng sunset it look red because theres mroe atomosphere for the light to get knocked around in so it goes further away, and red is all that's left.

If you wanted the sky to be greenish blue, you wold need bigger molecules in teh air.  But since we ar e used to breathing the air we have now, changing that would might make us all sick and die.  And if the molceules are too big it would make things teh wrong coloir again.

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>>15
What sort of molecular size difference are we talking about?  How many Angstroms?

>>17
Although uncommon, green skies do occur natrually.  Scientsists dont' quite understand why this happens, but since i am a genius i will tell you anywya.

Since these skies usualy occur as a prelude to really bad weather, it is because there is a lot of humidity in teh upper atomsphere.  The water molecules combine to form suspended droplets in teh air which are just teh right size to scatter green light and refllect blue light back out of the atomsphere again.  The exact size i dependdent on how green teh sky is so giving you an exaact answer would be too hard for your not genious  brain to understand.

A water molecule is approximtely 3 angstroms.  Again, listing all teh numbers would be too mcuh for your  not genious brain to understand, so i rounded it to the nearest 3, which you can probably count up to on your fingers if you sso choose.

>>18
I tried counting, but during that effort, I wasn't sure if I should proceed to the next hand or not.  Can you help me with this "counting" thingie?  My hands look like most other people's hands, like so:


\\\|    |///
(  )/  \(  )
 \ |    | /

BTW, this is how I started counting, from the smallest finger on my left hand:


One
│Two
││More than two
│││Much more than two
││││ Undefined
▼▼▼▼ │
     ▼
\\\|
(  )/
 \ |

>>19
You can countign by going "ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIXX SEVEN EIGT NINE   TEN".  Utitlizng fingers is not neceessarry, but is often considered helpful by people who are not gneiuses.  This can be done by writing the wrods on each of your fingers one at a time and instead of  saying the words out loud or in your head, you can just start with all yor fingers down and put up the figner with the word on it in teh same order.

It is psosible to count using other words like "ICHI NI SAN CHI GO ROKO NANA HACH KYU JOO", but that is just a mater of preference.  No matters what words you use for numbers the numbers will still work.  This is becuase math is a unviersal language.

>>21
This can be done by writing the wrods on each of your fingers
HEY!  That's a GREAT idea!  I can get some awesome TATS that label the fingers.  Assuming this "ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIXX SEVEN EIGT NINE TEN" is correct, which I'll have to check on Yahoo Answers.  Do you mind?

>>22
I am a genious, so i do not mind you ussing my knowledge for good insteaad of evil.

>>23
I still haven't been on a date or had a girlfriend, though.

>>24
Doesn't it take some exercise of intellect to plow some puss?  Snag some snatch?  Grab some gash?

>>25
that would explain why you prefer male pussy

>>26
FAIL.  There is no such thing as a "male pussy".

>>25
Getting laid is a skill much like any oether.  It may  come natrually to some peopel but it can still be learnet by anyone.  As such, it could be sseen as an exercise in intelligentce.

However, lots of stpid people get sex daily, so inteligence is not a necesity.

>>27
Genetic disorders much? Check out AIS.

>>29
Your question dose not apear to have proper grammar, so it is hard to understanding what you are ask.  I wil now endeavor to answer anoter question which i tihnk you maent to ask.

That quetion is "Do you know much about genetic disorders?".

Teh answer to that question is yes.  that is becuase I am a genius and I  know much about lots of things.

>>27
Yeah I guess thinking of your partners ass as a pussy isn't masculine enough for you