>>3
Don't you mean penis? Real man talk with their penis?
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Anonymous2008-05-27 16:33
You need a lot of things if you wanna get laid but the first step, to talk with them is fortunality the easiest one.
Just convey a non-needyness and capture their attention.
Do not compliment them or in any other way convey that you ned them sexually.
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Anonymous2008-05-28 0:22
Observational conversation is a good starter then just work off that. Observe the environment you are in and ask her questions related to it. For example, if you are in a college town ask if she goes to school, what year, her major.
virgins, virgins, virgins! lend me your ears! random women???? well scenario is the key. public(sober) places,unless youre a complete adonis in which case you would not be posting here, is virtually impossible unless you are paying for it-in hard cash or a lifetimes credit(a really ugly rich cunt). otherwise do like the rest of the male population and get talking to like minded females(believe me they do exist) in nightclubs (chances are YOU have to try the ugly ones first[to get acclimatised]}
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Anonymous2008-05-28 21:20
first step: is you gotta have a long hard cock. if you don't then buy some supplements from a website or just randomly online. they do exist
next step: is to buy some sweet sweatpants. make them as skin tight as possible.
next step: go to a strip club with your skin tight pants and get a lap dance. this will make your cock extremely hard and she'll definitely notice. try to get it to the point of climax but whenever she notices will work just as fine. she'll call the bouncer over and make sure to get him to call the cops. if he doesn't then yank his cock or something. be creative. girls like that.
next step: sit in jail and call your mom to bring you bail money. make sure your mom brings you the bail money. this is crucial.
next step: get out of jail and go straight back to the strip club and act all smooth like. she'll be so impressed that you got out so quick that she'll really like you. she'll love you once you mention that your mom brought you the bail money she'll see that you have her on check. girls love confidence and she will notice that commandeering aura of yours.
Even if there's only a 0.1% chance, just hit on lots and lots of girls and one will eventually ... .... ...
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Anonymous2008-05-29 22:09
>>1
40 oz of social skills helps. Going places where people with similar interests are around is also pretty helpful.
>>6
Opening with a compliment has worked for me countless times in a pinch. Like when the bar is closing or w/e, and obviously you don't want to stalk them in the parking lot or anything. Just last week I went to a bar after I left a jazz-thrash show and got some girl's ### by saying "I don't know you at all, but I think you're really pretty and was wondering if you would go to me with a play sometime?" It worked magnificently and I have a date tomorrow night (lol)
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Anonymous2008-05-30 0:00
walk up behind them in a restaraunt, pull out your dick while they are sitting and tickle their ear just slightly. When she turns her head and sees cock she'll open her mough in shock, that's when you grab the back of her head and thrust to get a blowjob instead. When the waiter and her friends ask you what the hell your doing simply reply, "What does it look like I'm doing? Punk, Punk, Punk, Punk, Punk! When you finally jizz all over the back of her throat and watching her gag, spray your piss all over her face. When the authorities arrive, explain the whole story, only include the part where she paid for this service. When they cart you away for indecent exposure, pull down your pants and yell, "It aint done till it's over!" Break through window, ejaculate onto the streets, jump up and get running back to the restaraunt beep, beep. Arriving in cuffs and pants around ankle, twist around 180 and grab hold of said ankle. "PILOT TO BOMBADERE, PILOT TO BOMBADERE, BOMBS AWAY!" Firing bomb and bomb and bomb further still though, cum flying at her face with shitty dildo. Sticky and slimy from head to tow, her manager screamed, "WTF, let's GO!" They scramble and stagger as police run in, guns from the holsters, my lady dagger swipes thin. Masters of time and money and thine, swiftly as wind did slaughter the swine. Guilding youth and age used a plenty, confiscated guns, cocked and ready. Triggers were squeezed, lead did fly, for that very day I did cry. Wasted on meth, and crack, and heroine in tune, PCP my friend, LSD'd to the MOON. Death to swine and ignance a like, look down at your chests as I retrieve my spike. Sympole is justass when tied covered in goo, if you refuse my offer, you might end up blue. It's taken awhile, though now I am firm. Open goatse wide, hear cums my sperm.