How do you start talking to random girls?

Dear wise men of /lounge/, please help a fellow anon.

virgins, virgins, virgins! lend me your ears! random women???? well scenario is the key. public(sober) places,unless youre a complete adonis in which case you would not be posting here, is virtually impossible unless you are paying for it-in hard cash or a lifetimes credit(a really ugly rich cunt). otherwise do like the rest of the male population and get talking to like minded females(believe me they do exist) in nightclubs (chances are YOU have to try the ugly ones first[to get acclimatised]}