Pastafarianism is a fairly new religion founded the great prophet, Bobby Henderson. We Pastafarians beleive that the creator is the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the first religion to be based on scientific fact. For example; the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being with every perfection. Existence is a perfection. Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Interested? Check The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the official Pastafarian Bible, written by our own Bobby Henderson. Find out more, and you too will be touched by His noodly appendage.
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Anonymous2007-09-11 1:51 ID:8wGX1NM6
Damn, this is some old shit.
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Anonymous2007-09-11 1:58 ID:eA7pZ4dn
You obviously haven't been touched by His noodly appendage.
A Flying Spaghetti Monster makes as much fucking sense as a giant Jew sitting in the sky who cares about which foods you arrange on your plate. Judeo-Christianity pwns ITSELF.
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Anonymous2007-09-11 2:44 ID:JPfpPw4F
>>5
No it really just pwns you, mostly because you say 'pwns'
>>10 FAIL. I was quoting someone else. You can deny that all you like, but since I know the source of the quote and you obviously don't, my statement takes precedence. Obviously. (You failfaggots really take the cake.)
>>12
If your brain processes "someone else" as "myself" then only a good psychologist or surgeon can help you, not any of us.
>>13
I'll fill YOU with red cream, if you keep up that shit.
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Anonymous2007-09-11 3:05 ID:JPfpPw4F
>>14
OK I'm off to the shops to buy you some more lube and another dirt devil to keep you busy tonight (while I sneak out and replace myself with some bum off the street with every STD in the book
>>15
Considering the slovenly nature as implied in chanfag postings, that switcheroo just might work! Hint: Don't compare yourself to Human slime to make a fucking point, chanfag.
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Anonymous2007-09-11 3:10 ID:JPfpPw4F
>>16
There wasnt any comparison there you dememted inbred son of a retarded spider monkey, I was replacing him so you can come along and fill him with red cream and then you get all his aids etc and die YAY
But once again you miss the point (probably busy sniffing your farts)
>>17
That you were replacing yourself was not in question. That you were replacing yourself with a piece of walking Human excrement, and expected me not to notice the difference, WAS THE POINT. By not noticing the difference, you're NOT different. Capiche?
You're not going to wriggle out of this one, chanfag. Just hang your gayhead in shame and retreat into your closet with your well-thumbed and -stained copy of "Man Shots".
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Anonymous2007-09-11 3:19 ID:JPfpPw4F
>>18
Theres nothing for me to wriggle out of, stop trying to hijack the point of my post, that you can get every STD and die etc...
Also notice that at no point has anyone retreated from your pathetic homoerotic arguing (other than from boredom) and the only reason you havent is coz you're just too dumb to accept failure.
>>19 Whatever. You're hooked and that's final. Now, are you going to replace yourself with an identically-looking piece of Human filth like a Sterno bum, to receive my red cream injection, OR NOT?!?! Come on, you shabby-bum-lookin' fuckhead!
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Anonymous2007-09-11 3:28 ID:JPfpPw4F
>>20
No, that wasn't me you were looking in a mirror, and yes, you can have all the bums you want. FAIL
>>22
Well this is simply outrageous!! I already told you I don't like skanky, smelly street bum sex. Would you please kindly stop being so rude and annoying as these internets were designed by the admins for people to come here and have good clean fun, not be insulted and abused by rude and unacceptable people. I have sent an email to the admins, and they have informed me that they are reviewing the situation, and that it will probably be you that has to shut their trap. Its behaviour like this that makes me think about leaving this site forever!
>>25
Yeah well I think you should have to stop calling me pasta and copy pasta and stuff because it is rude, annoying and realy offensive. You know what I am talking about, and I have simply had enuogh of it. You follow me around the 4chan message boards and post whenever I am poasting and you are nothing but a nuisanse and it is utterlly intolerable! I have allready called the site and they are looking into this incidint right now and you guys are all getting banned from here for a very long time.