The Truth Is Here: Pastafianism

Pastafarianism is a fairly new religion founded the great prophet, Bobby Henderson. We Pastafarians beleive that the creator is the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the first religion to be based on scientific fact. For example; the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being with every perfection. Existence is a perfection. Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Interested? Check The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the official Pastafarian Bible, written by our own Bobby Henderson. Find out more, and you too will be touched by His noodly appendage.

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Theres nothing for me to wriggle out of, stop trying to hijack the point of my post, that you can get every STD and die etc...

Also notice that at no point has anyone retreated from your pathetic homoerotic arguing (other than from boredom) and the only reason you havent is coz you're just too dumb to accept failure.