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The Truth Is Here: Pastafianism

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 1:41 ID:eA7pZ4dn

Pastafarianism is a fairly new religion founded the great prophet, Bobby Henderson. We Pastafarians beleive that the creator is the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the first religion to be based on scientific fact. For example; the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being with every perfection. Existence is a perfection. Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Interested? Check The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the official Pastafarian Bible, written by our own Bobby Henderson. Find out more, and you too will be touched by His noodly appendage.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-12 1:34 ID:0aReeK+e

>>23

OK ... OK ... I have seen the error of my ways and have been
touched by the noodly goodness of the Spaghetti Monster.

I love pasta and want to eat lots of it and want to cover my
pasta in deep fried lard (yum! yum!). Lard is nice and I like to eat lots of it.

Praise be to the NOODLY ONE!

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