The Truth Is Here: Pastafianism

Pastafarianism is a fairly new religion founded the great prophet, Bobby Henderson. We Pastafarians beleive that the creator is the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the first religion to be based on scientific fact. For example; the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being with every perfection. Existence is a perfection. Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Interested? Check The Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the official Pastafarian Bible, written by our own Bobby Henderson. Find out more, and you too will be touched by His noodly appendage.

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Whatever.  You're hooked and that's final.  Now, are you going to replace yourself with an identically-looking piece of Human filth like a Sterno bum, to receive my red cream injection, OR NOT?!?!  Come on, you shabby-bum-lookin' fuckhead!