Gayest Shit Done As A Child?

When looking back, sometimes you find some really, really gay memories. I'm talking Elton John and Richard Simmons gay. Yeah, pretty gay. Basically I'm wondering if anyone has some interesting "that was so GAY!" childhood stories.

Mine is thus: I rubbed my father's feet when I was young, good God it makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

The gayest shit I can remember doing was being 10 or so, standing there nude in my bathroom after a shower, and being confronted or examined by my grandmother and some priest.  To this day I can't recall why they were in the house; perhaps it was a social event.  As a know-nuthin' kid, I didn't keep the door closed.  And what do you know?  The priest said something about my body and that I was well built.

Back then, I suppose such commentary could be taken in all innocence.  But as you implied, today, it makes you want to vomit.

the gayest shit i ever did was have sex with my cousin while my great great uncle took pictures of us i think we were both 7

Well, my story is pretty bad. I was 14; It was a sleepover with some friends after a LAN-party. We're gaming girls you could say. One girl took her shirt off and started to show off her boobs, i'm more developed are blah blah.

The others, not wanting to be outdone, did the same. It slowly went downhill from then. After that, we started to play truth or dare.

One of the girls was dared to make out with the other; They did. In the end, one of the dares was "Make eachother cum".
Well, you know how these things go, and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I'm surprised that you moved because of that incident

>>5

Wouldn't everyone? It's kind of.. awkward to live with that (Well DUH, the guys think it's hot. Yeah, i know. Lmao.)

i pooed

>>4 your mom moved you for that jesus she must be strict

Guys, I'm sorry I've been delinquent. You guys do deserve to know what's happening, though.
We've been found out. Recently, she finally decided she was okay with sex. I made sure she was really ready, and told her that I didn't want to rush her into anything. She told me that she was ready, and was ready right then.
Guys, you know how much I love this girl. I couldn't possibly say no to her. We were so excited, that we made another mistake. We left the door open. Our mom liked by, and saw us having sex right there. Well, my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass if this's what the people of Bel-Air livin' like, hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell you later!" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

I've never really done anything homosexual. This one time a PE teacher suggested I get changed whilst he watched so I kicked him in the face, after being told off I explained why I kicked him in the face and the school never saw him again. That doesn't make me want to vomit when I think about it.

i have stuck my finger in my ass to see why gay people like a dick in their ass. It didn't do anything except an awkward feeling. Maybe i should stick in something that can go deeper...i'm straight so don't suggest a dick.

I always wonder how people get milked, you know, finding the g-spot in a man's anus and then pressing it to make him cum almost instantly

NIGGA STOLE MY SEGWAY!

>>11
I guess we can all have fun finding out

There was that time I filled a water-gun with piss... and sprayed it on one of my "friends".

Ahahahahaha...
One time..
I fapped to an anime girl..
Then I felt like a man.

>>11
Stimulate your prostate while masturbating, when you cum: MEGA ORGASM!!!!!1

>>16
sure, but i failed once so do you have any protips? and is the prostate situated in front or back. i mean pushing towards dick or the direction of spine? if that made sense.