Gayest Shit Done As A Child?

When looking back, sometimes you find some really, really gay memories. I'm talking Elton John and Richard Simmons gay. Yeah, pretty gay. Basically I'm wondering if anyone has some interesting "that was so GAY!" childhood stories.

Mine is thus: I rubbed my father's feet when I was young, good God it makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

i have stuck my finger in my ass to see why gay people like a dick in their ass. It didn't do anything except an awkward feeling. Maybe i should stick in something that can go deeper...i'm straight so don't suggest a dick.

I always wonder how people get milked, you know, finding the g-spot in a man's anus and then pressing it to make him cum almost instantly