Gayest Shit Done As A Child?

When looking back, sometimes you find some really, really gay memories. I'm talking Elton John and Richard Simmons gay. Yeah, pretty gay. Basically I'm wondering if anyone has some interesting "that was so GAY!" childhood stories.

Mine is thus: I rubbed my father's feet when I was young, good God it makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

I'm surprised that you moved because of that incident