Gayest Shit Done As A Child?

When looking back, sometimes you find some really, really gay memories. I'm talking Elton John and Richard Simmons gay. Yeah, pretty gay. Basically I'm wondering if anyone has some interesting "that was so GAY!" childhood stories.

Mine is thus: I rubbed my father's feet when I was young, good God it makes me want to vomit thinking about it.

Well, my story is pretty bad. I was 14; It was a sleepover with some friends after a LAN-party. We're gaming girls you could say. One girl took her shirt off and started to show off her boobs, i'm more developed are blah blah.

The others, not wanting to be outdone, did the same. It slowly went downhill from then. After that, we started to play truth or dare.

One of the girls was dared to make out with the other; They did. In the end, one of the dares was "Make eachother cum".
Well, you know how these things go, and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.