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suicidal thoughts

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-17 4:23 ID:xcEOQM4K

They hit me hard all of a sudden out of NOwhere about half an hour ago. So, I talked to someone I hadn't talked to in a long time and tried to 'catch up' to distract myself.
Please give me some more ideas on what to do.
Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 6:38

Look, the reason you have suicidal thoughts in the first place is because of the actions you took in the past. If you realize this, then what would be the way to get those thoughts out? Do the things you know you should not do. That'll liven up your spirit, afterall, isn't variety the spice of life? Some people like to eat only salt, only pepper, only cinnamon, only basel, only paprika, only ginger, but what are they all missing? The fucking meal! That's why they get this craving cause they're fucking starving themselves intellectually and physically! WTF? I guess agoraphobia is a hot seller and highly contageious. If you want a meal, start out with scraps and work your way up to steak and lobster...if that's what you want to work your way up to anyway. The choice is always up to you, but the action is the most important step.
So, either get a life by doing the small things to get what you want regardless of how fucking long and drawn out it may be or get a weapon, hop in a trash bin, kill yourself and the trash will take care of itself. If you really want to be respectful about it, leave a fucking note and make sure you get a sealable biohazardous bag for your body, that shit is dangerous. Best of luck to ya, whatever your choice, fella.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 8:33

>>8
>>34
>>39
RedCram

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 8:35

>>41
Agreed.
The only word that matters in a persons life is....ready for it, kids?...ACTION! Nothing changes if nothing changes, and coincidentally, nothing can change unless an action is taken. This includes your situation, opportunities, and your perspective on life.
I've always thought the most useless word in the world is "potential". It means nothing in itself. It means there's a chance that something is there, but, in the end, whatever is there can't be released without some ACTION.

I'm done giving advice now. I'm gonna go back to picking on RedCream...

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 13:36

>>43
I'm gonna go back to picking on RedCream.
Gonna have to get better at that, it seems, since I didn't even notice.  MEGAYAWN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 13:39

>>44
That reminds me of a device that measures "cool" used by the professor in Futurerama.  He was astounded at the reading of over 40 megafonzies.

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 14:55

>>43
Megafonzies?  Cool, indeed.  BTW, how many NEGATIVE Mfz does >>43 measure at?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 16:47

>>46
LOL. My ownage of you is legendary, it's even talked about in academic circles....Most notably your alma mater, the University of CaliFAILia...

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 17:10

>>47
Sorry, chump.  I've never even been in Clownifornia.  And you're still in the NEGATIVE Mfz scale.  Loser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 17:51

I've never even been in Clownifornia.

lol, who's the loser now you white trash nerd?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 18:03

>>48
You've never been to the Land of Fruits and Nuts? I heard you own chain of bath houses in San Fransicko....I was told you're a real hands on type of owner...

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 19:05

>>49
Loser?  I've missed out on Clownifornia and that's a BLESSING.  If missing out on the land of "fruit and nuts" means I'm trash, then I'm trash and I'm loving it.  You Clownifornian "winners" can just sign another mortgage, have a Coke and smile, and STFU.  I hear Clownifornian weather is very easy on the homeless.

>>50
Whatcha got, a reading disability?  I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CLOWNIFORNIA.  Read that over and over until you fucking GET IT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 19:25

>>51
LIES!

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 19:34

>>52
POAST LINKZ OR STFU!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 20:52

>>53
no u.

Name: RedCream 2008-07-01 23:10

>>54
Here you go, fuckfag!:

http://nowhere.nothing.nada

And if you don't like that, here's my primary email address:

lick@my.balls

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 23:34

>>55
link doesn't work 0_o

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-01 23:37

>>44
Apparently you did notice or you wouldn't have made this post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 4:38

oh hay look at me i can bold my text

Name: RedCream 2008-07-02 5:55

>>56
Keep refreshing the link.  You must be catching the server during a maintenance outage.  ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 9:45

>>59
why yuo are suhc a dumn?

Name: RedCream 2008-07-02 14:38

>>60
Huh?  Speak correctly-spelled English, friend.  And just keep refreshin' that link.  I'm sure it's only a temporary outage.  *_*

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-02 22:28

>>61
Then spell your name correctly RedCram

Name: RedCream 2008-07-02 23:43

>>62
I did spell it correctly:  R-E-D-C-R-E-A-M.  Make a note of it, poor-eyesight-fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-03 0:50

>>63
poor-eyesight-fag.
You mean 'blindfag'
Also you keep adding an extra letter E which is NOT required to spell RedCram. As you can see there is only one E in RedCram.

Name: RedCream 2008-07-03 1:24

>>64
No, I meant POOR-EYESIGHT-FAG, since he has enough eyesight to read this board, yet it's poor enough to miss the 2nd "E" in my name.  In contrast, BLINDFAGS can't see SHIT.

Note that >>63 contains the correct spelling.  Please make a note of it.  If you could find your own glasses, which is debatable, considering why you had to remove them in the bath house.  (Blowjobs, you know.  You were giving blowjobs.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-03 3:03

>>65
BLINDFAGS can't see SHIT.
Good point, if he was a blindfag he would not have seen any of your posts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-03 8:22

>>65
If you could find your own glasses, which is debatable, considering why you had to remove them in the bath house.

LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-03 8:57

>>67
Whatever, you weren't there fag

Name: RedCream 2008-07-03 16:03

>>68
Make sense!  If he's a FAG, then he was probably THERE, nailing your face with his prong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-03 16:49

>>69
Fail. GTFO.

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