4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

Seconded.

B. Bitches.

All of them.

I'm neither an asshole or an emo. I'm good looking, and as I have an artistic mind, I know what looks good--so I dress nice. But there's a problem: I'm quiet. I'm not the guy at parties downing beer after beer, making sure he's loud enough for everyone to hear. I'm not the asshole in lecture who thinks he's smart and keeps asking questions. I'm not the guy who runs naked across the whole dorm. And since I'm not an asshole, girls don't notice me. No, strike that. Girls notice me, but they won't talk to me like they would an asshole. When I talk to them, it doesn't even cross their minds that I might possibly like them. I'm not an asshole, therfore I just CAN'T be flirting!

This doesn't make me hate women, though. No, it's not their problem. I hate the assholes. Oh, and there are so many of them. If 40% of girls are too dumb or shallow, 75% of guys are total fucktards. I feel no "brotherhood" between a guy just because he's the same gender as me. If anything, he's easier to judge, as I fully understand what he COULD have been.

i had a dread i was in the military and we were at a bar and everyone was heering me on while i was swinnging back shots after shots..

In my experience, girls tend to like assholes.

I'm 6'2, good looking, a wrestler (Not ripped, though. I've always been the slim/slender body type), and I'm smart enough to be taking and passing three AP classes.

It's the funny assholes who get all of the girls. Guys don't have to shove women's faces in their crotchular area to be assholes. There's this one girl that I have feelings for, going out with an asshole I can't stand. But he's a funny asshole. I'm not as funny as him. I'm nicer, smarter (dumbass is failing three classes), and better looking than him. All he does all day is listen to gaddamned Mitch hedberg and eat dumplings. Big fucking whoop. He's still an asshole.

GIRLS LIKE MEN WHO HAVE ALOT OF THINGS. SIMPLE AS FUKING THAT. WHAT KIND OF WOMAN WANTS TO GO OUT WITH AN UGLY.. FAT!!!!!! janitor.

There are no girls on the Internet.

>>8  That's right.  We're all white male virgins on 4chan. ;)

Anywho.  Most bitches like guys who will buy them things, treat them like a princess, and fuck them.  They don't really want assholes because assholes don't buy them nice things.

>>6
Don't worry there, numba 6.  You seem like you're my type of guy (I'm secretly female but don't tell anyone) but you get points off for being a pussy and trying to get sympathy from this website.  Grow some balls, buy some bitch some jewelry, and you, too, can be like that other asshole and get laid.  It's easy as one, two, three! =D

btw most bitches don't like smart guys.  With smart guys, there's a bigger chance that they'll see past their bullshit and buy them less stuff, therefore getting less sex.  You decide.

>>9

Nothing wrong with being smart, as long as your "bitch" feels she's smarter.

By the way, >>9 is how people whose sex experience consists entirely of porn sites speak.

>>1
>A.ASSHOLES
>Guys know we’re attracted to assholes because that’s the only explanation for when we fuck assholes.
Fixed.

>When girls are rejected
As I understand it whenever this is done it is usually out of hatred for their entirety, mostly for being assholes.

>we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier.
Think more about how you think and act rather than how you look.

>That’s our bad, we know.
Yeah you know the entirety, let alone the half of it.

>But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!”
Those are merely observations taken from experience, you must think it is so grand because it hits so close to home for oyu, but that's what it was designed to do, do you think we just fucking dick around here on world4ch? We tell these situations how they really are, I know it just sounds so contrary to what you've heard but you don't really exist on this side of the equation so neither does it really affect you as much neither should it be anything you're observing. This, the internet is maintained to be primarily and ideally male only, and since this is where some young neets are going to go, we'd might as well keep them as educated as we possibly fucking can on the matter, sure, maybe they're shitheads but I have no reason to sit idly by and have them waste time learning about it the hard way, as if they don't already have it bad enough already, damn bitch.

>And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.
You say it like it's some sort of bad thing, do you have any idea how much progress is made towards better things in a man's life when he doesn't have to waste his mental time on it anymore? Literature in all forms springs forth on occasion because of the awesome action of rejection, perhaps it is the only useful move in your arsenal. Without it we would be significantly text-less.

>We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob,
I no longer want a blowjob, ever.

>but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels.
The reason we cry around you is because we hate ourselves for being dumb and weak enough to be attached to one of you. Yeah emo poetry sucks, but what about discussion? Does that suck, oh wait, odds are anything I would want to discuss you would be absolutely clueless on, wouldn't be interested in, or probably too offended to talk about it, for whatever senseless reason it always is.


>It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get.
What the hell is that even supposed to mean, a wading pool, why do you want to be in water, water is shit, the absolute ass of all, terrible shit, you like water way too much to be anyone I would ever consider wanting to be around, even just as aquaintances. I do even feel ashamed for replying to your trOllP, but its too topical to pass up.

>Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles.
A clown with a big dick, right, hey lounge do any of you know one of those?

>So learn how to eat pussy
Oh that shall be easy to do by myself, even than easier than trying to find the desire to ever want to do such a thing in the first place.

>and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it.
Thank world4ch I don't watch movies or television or I would be a fag right now, and will ferrell? Uh, he might be somewhat funny but there's no fucking way in hell I'm going to go out of my way to learn lines from the jackass, only idiots who subject their will to their nuts go through such painstaking efforts for such a vain and pointless cause.

>Because it does.
And for this, I am glad.

you know you should not trust everything people post on the internet

op I think you're ugly

____ the op

G. Glamour Girl.
Love her breast forget the rest.

I get tired of those statements too. I pretty much fit in in what boring pussies with no self-esteem call "assholes". I also have no problem getting girls. Contradictory, neither has my friend, who is actually pretty much of a pussy. The only thing to keep in mind is to be obvious with your intentions (flirt etc) without being creepy, and have some confidence.

>>1 OP here, I just wanted to say

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

>>11

You are thirteen.

[entire "argument" nullified]

>>11
What the hell dude... I wanted to be on your side at first, because we all hate bitches. But you totally misunderstood so much of "her" post and also made yourself sound like a total fag. I lol'd, this would be good trolling if more people cared about /lounge/

>>1
no way am I going near a filthy stank snatch

that's what my cock's for

>1,>>18,>>19
jisaku

>>21
1 and 18 maybe, but I only posted 19. 11 misunderstood what "grand statement" means, and the whole wading metaphor, to point out just a couple things... lol.

>>21
lolfail

HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
>>7 >>9 >>11 >>13 >>16 Hell, even >>19 is a moron, unless that's supposed to be sarcasm.

No, I am >>18, not >>1. And yeah, I'm a guy. However, I'm not
a) closet homosexual (HATE DEM BITCHES, BROS B4 HOS)
b) pubescent gaiafag who still hasn't gotten over his childhood case of GIRL COOTIES
c) fag

I actually like girls! Go figure. Assholes might get to fuck ugly, dumb, blonde sluts, but real guys get real girls!

Hint: wait until you go through puberty before posting again.

Are you trying to say I can't detect the sarcasm of calling it a grand statement? I counter-trolled starting with the literal and explained why it being sarcasm would only further prove that which the op sarcastically tries to mock. Read it again or something.

The dumb wading metaphor makes no sense, either live on dry land float a fucking boat, oh wait, don't go to dry land becase we live there, plus one has to cross zomg the bay of pussies, thank daddy cool for the bay, I honestly couldn't think of a better defense or locking people into the sea, oh I wonder why I don't envision myself as camping in water? However in the world would I ever come to such a decision?

>>23
So you're a breeder, that's great but there are plenty of places where you can glorify being with people other than here, the fact of the matter is that the very premise is distasteful.

>>25
Breeder? Hardly. I just have hell of a lot less personality disorders than the average fuck in this thread. Think for a second! Would a person be happier a) actually likeing girls, or b) hating them and swiming in a pool of self-loathing during sex? Sex is great--even better when you don't have to fantasize about "donkey punching a bitch" to enjoy it.

You should really follow my advice, and wait until you fully hit puberty to reply again.

>>26
A standard idiot would be happy eating grass all day, the absurdly stupid thigns that occupy them, I swear it is no wonder they would let their will be taken from them so easily. Now, what I would define as an actual person would be happier a)liking a girl and never seeing her, or b)hating them and never seeing any. Cooties sure is an odd word for easily hateable.

>>27

Be a self-loathing trollfuck all you want. As long as you know your place and stick to the dumb, loose blonde sluts, it's fine with me if you have a horrible life. Just don't make Ayn Rand's mistake and pretend there's a philosophy behind it--there isn't.

Would you all shut the fuck up?

Girls love assholes and smarmy jerks because they're fun but little else.

Women love Real Men: Guys who are grounded, intelligent, kind, witty, and makes them feel good.

Clase closed.

>>29
You are correct buy you forgot to sage.
>>28
I hate blonds, as if I would let myself be near another person in the first place can you please read? Also, why can't I troll in what is obviously troll fucking thread?

>>30
It wasn't a troll thread until the fags showed up.

In any case, you're pretty obviously either trying really hard and failing at sarcasm, or simply your average Nietzsche-humping teen angstard. Have a great, worthwhile life!

>>31
capital sage does nothing fool, and the thread is a troll thread, it was made with the intention of trolling.

I use sarcasm throughout posts but if you think I'm insincere then you're dumber than you sound. Go back to the imageboards.

>>24
No, you still don't know what a grand statement is. A grand statement is an all-encompassing, over-simplifying statement. There was no sarcasm. In this common phrase, the "grand" doesn't refer to quality but rather to size.

As for the rest of that post, I have to believe you're just pretending to be an idiot.

>the "grand" doesn't refer to quality
When I read it, it comes across to me as meaning quality, I'd call it a wide assumption before a grand statement.

You have no idea what I'm pretending to be.

When someone says something is a grand statement, it does usually mean it's a wide assumption. And I know exactly who you are, I've been watching you.

wow. tl;dr.

>>35
Who am I then, and why don't you just talk to me directly, you must be scared to reveal yourself.

>>10

(9 here) I'm actual a chick.  I just have a huge dislike for other women (especially those like the OP)

>>1
I could prove you incorrect in so many ways.

From Junior year in high school up until i was 22 i had my eyes on the girl of my dreams,i mean i couldn't fucking get my mind off her for half a second.I tried to get close to her but she never even noticed me,just thought me a walking joke (like everyone else mind you,BUT FUCK THOSE NIGGERS).Anyways,when i finally thought i was making progress high school had just ended and everyone was off to start their own lives.

I met her again when I was 22,and she was even more beautiful than before.I actually got her for a night on the town,and i thought we had something going.But then,some dickhead at a bar was talking with her behind my back,flirting and shit.Eventually i noticed that she was going out with him instead as she never had time for me.The guy was an asshole,abusive and a fucking lush.I wanted to kick his fucking ass,but being the "nice" guy i am i sat back and let her go.

So there you have it,and no bullshit excuse is going to make me believe that girls go for "nice" guys and not assclowns like that.

mmm well im a man how really doesnt understand women, and by the way... WOMEN DO LOVE ASSHOLES.. at least in venezuela they do.

im not an emo, nor an asshole, im just a 18 year old boy, who doesnt dance, likes to write, watch anime, go to the gym, and is learning to play de piano, and most of all, im getting really piss off about the women here.

if you ask why (most probably you wont) they like guys with a tuning car, and money, if the find a guy thats is fine to be with she uses them till they drop down.

well the big part of the guys are that way too so we call it even