4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

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>A.ASSHOLES
>Guys know we’re attracted to assholes because that’s the only explanation for when we fuck assholes.
Fixed.

>When girls are rejected
As I understand it whenever this is done it is usually out of hatred for their entirety, mostly for being assholes.

>we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier.
Think more about how you think and act rather than how you look.

>That’s our bad, we know.
Yeah you know the entirety, let alone the half of it.

>But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!”
Those are merely observations taken from experience, you must think it is so grand because it hits so close to home for oyu, but that's what it was designed to do, do you think we just fucking dick around here on world4ch? We tell these situations how they really are, I know it just sounds so contrary to what you've heard but you don't really exist on this side of the equation so neither does it really affect you as much neither should it be anything you're observing. This, the internet is maintained to be primarily and ideally male only, and since this is where some young neets are going to go, we'd might as well keep them as educated as we possibly fucking can on the matter, sure, maybe they're shitheads but I have no reason to sit idly by and have them waste time learning about it the hard way, as if they don't already have it bad enough already, damn bitch.

>And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.
You say it like it's some sort of bad thing, do you have any idea how much progress is made towards better things in a man's life when he doesn't have to waste his mental time on it anymore? Literature in all forms springs forth on occasion because of the awesome action of rejection, perhaps it is the only useful move in your arsenal. Without it we would be significantly text-less.

>We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob,
I no longer want a blowjob, ever.

>but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels.
The reason we cry around you is because we hate ourselves for being dumb and weak enough to be attached to one of you. Yeah emo poetry sucks, but what about discussion? Does that suck, oh wait, odds are anything I would want to discuss you would be absolutely clueless on, wouldn't be interested in, or probably too offended to talk about it, for whatever senseless reason it always is.


>It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get.
What the hell is that even supposed to mean, a wading pool, why do you want to be in water, water is shit, the absolute ass of all, terrible shit, you like water way too much to be anyone I would ever consider wanting to be around, even just as aquaintances. I do even feel ashamed for replying to your trOllP, but its too topical to pass up.

>Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles.
A clown with a big dick, right, hey lounge do any of you know one of those?

>So learn how to eat pussy
Oh that shall be easy to do by myself, even than easier than trying to find the desire to ever want to do such a thing in the first place.

>and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it.
Thank world4ch I don't watch movies or television or I would be a fag right now, and will ferrell? Uh, he might be somewhat funny but there's no fucking way in hell I'm going to go out of my way to learn lines from the jackass, only idiots who subject their will to their nuts go through such painstaking efforts for such a vain and pointless cause.

>Because it does.
And for this, I am glad.