First off, I'd like to tell you the statistics. My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters. Not a niggerdick, but not small. No, I am not a virgin. My average sex encounters last 25-30 minutes.
Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as Stan. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act. But, I have no idea if 25 minutes is long enough. Is that considered 'long', 'short', or what? I need help. I mean, I don't want to fail horribly on my first crack at her crack.
Also, she is an anal-virgin, which isn't suprising for a 16 year old (Like myself.. haven't done anal, ever). No, she's never stuck a dildo up there. Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should I be worried about her shitting on my dick?
I've collected a few anal porn videos and watched them. They seem to act like it.. but hey, its a movie, people act.
Yeah, I'm stuck in a rut in my mind before I go and do something fun. I overanalyze too much, or something; but I would really like an answer to my questions. Thanks.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 15:48
halp
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Anonymous2007-01-04 16:06
you should be ashamed of yourself
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Anonymous2007-01-04 16:22
If you ever think about having anal sex, you should kill yourself. Read the I-ching.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 16:27
>>1 My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters.
Dude! 7 inches is not 4 centimeters! Learn2math!
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Anonymous2007-01-04 16:30
you should get some practice before doing it for real with a girl.
I suggest you go to your local gay bar and start there. people there can probubly give some practice as well as pointers
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Anonymous2007-01-04 17:06
>>Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should I be worried about her shitting on my dick?
Yes. Yes.
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Anonymous2007-01-04 17:48
>>1
Lol. If you want to know if 25 minutes is enough for her, ask her. As for buttsecks, talk to her first, and get her interested, then try it, but when trying, remember the following:
1. Too much lube is almost enough
2. She needs to relax
3. Keep massaging her, and use one, then two, then the tip of three fingers before your dick, all in stages of 3-5 minutes to get her used to it.
If you're worried about cleanliness(*), she can have an enema first, though I suppose this idea will be more scary to you and her than any possible filth.
(*): "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." - Woody Allen
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Anonymous2007-01-04 19:16
so u wanna fuck her butt a? well let's a see, i'd say a max of only 20 mins is enough for anal. long periods of anal sex can lead to swollen,sore ass and inflaming feeling. go really slow when doing it though
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Anonymous2007-01-05 1:33
Before you slam that thing in, and you gotta slam it because it's less painful that way, rub it down with rubbing alcohol so it's nice and clean.
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Anonymous2007-01-05 1:34
Oh and:
Don't forget to pull it out all the way and push it back in many times during the sexual act. This increases her and your pleasure.
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Anonymous2007-01-05 1:46
For people who practice anal sex, an enema is usually considered necessary. Even people who do an enema beforehand sometimes get some crap on their partner's dick. There is a high likelyhood of getting shit on your dick if there is no enema. Shit is a serious concern.
In my experience, anal sex just isn't worth it. It's too tight, the hole isn't long enough, it smells, it's more risky, and preperation. Just admire the asshole by looking at it, and possibly fingering it.... but sticking your dick in it???? OK, try it once if you must, but it's just not meant to be.
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Anonymous2007-01-05 1:49
SHITTY DICKS
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Anonymous2007-01-05 1:51
>>6
Truth and great advice. Learn from the masters!
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Anonymous2007-01-05 2:03
>>14
Oh he will be. I invite you to refer back to the second paragraph:
Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as [i][b]Stan[/i]/b]. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act.
And "Stan" can be short for how many girl's names?
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Anonymous2007-01-05 2:20
this is why muslims kill us
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Anonymous2007-01-05 2:49
30 minutes? nice lying. are you doing one stroke every 3 minutes?
what was the question?.... ermm anyways, anal is silly, ur aimin is all wrong
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Anonymous2007-01-05 22:51
wow i dont think i heard a single positive remark about anal sex this entire thread....the ass is a large cluster of nerve endings to it is very sensitive (no shit) but this means it can also be pleasurable, i know a few girls that love it in their ass more then normal intercourse. just remember to take it slow and take care for both your safety and (if u both find it pleasurable enough to make it a normal activity try to do it only now and again as extensive amounts of anal sex can lead to a loose ass hole later down the road
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Anonymous2007-01-05 23:00
No do NOT take it slow. Rub down your cock and her anus with rubbing alcohol and thrust it in quickly withdrawing fully many times then thrusting it back in for maximum enjoyment.
Man, I love it when kids come to adult forums.
lol gaiz this board doesn't have 1024x2000 resolution pictures of a cartoon fox getting it from a horse, lets all post
Sure, go ahead and post but for the love of anal just sage it.
You and "stan" should totally get it on. Remember, enema first, then the lube, then the fuck. Do it the other way and you just end up smelling like RedCream.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 11:10 ID:1s1MzMBg
You're 16, you're ugly, and you touch yourself. Move on, plz.
(PS FUCK YOU For making me using a Ringo Starr lyric, niggercunt. Oh, and that's what an anus is. A niggercunt. So, go get a shit-born infection your explicitly detailed penis.)
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Anonymous2007-08-04 11:12 ID:GKcJ8FrI
PWND BY THE RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous2007-08-04 12:51 ID:euv+4soi
25 minutes isn't bad, I know guys that go "Dude i gave it to her for like 10 minutes and then she let me shoot it on her face!" and I laugh cuz i know she prolly didn't even cum. But idk if you should do anal to 16 year old......I mean unless you're a prickhole or something
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:00 ID:6kOmYvIY
>>39
This man is correct. I mean, hasn't anyone else here ever watched porn? They don't do it slow. The only slow part is putting it in the first time, then bang her like a jackhammer. The faster you do it the better it will be for her.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:06 ID:6K4B4IiS
SATAN Likes the buttsecks very much.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:10 ID:2KP9Esyv
if she bleeds, keep going, the blood stimulates the clitoris
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Anonymous2007-08-04 15:22 ID:dlsOm0vx
IT WAS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STAN
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Anonymous2007-08-04 15:24 ID:5Sl6G9hN
DO IT BITCH
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Anonymous2007-08-05 3:15 ID:lsARItwy
lol let us know if you got a rusty nail or not
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Anonymous2007-08-06 1:21 ID:vfgyEHpz
Just hold her down and slam it in. If she screams it just means she likes it. The blood is the body's natural lube, don't worry about it.
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Anonymous2007-08-06 1:23 ID:LQdxayfQ
/me not reading all posts
25 is shameful. SHAMEFUL! But I love it when guys only last 25 minutes, because when the chick leaves him (or not.. I don't care either way), it makes my sex that much better. So you keep going with your bad sex, but when she comes home late one night with a smile you've never seen before, you now know why.