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I'm supposed to have Anal sex

Name: No. 2007-01-04 15:42

First off, I'd like to tell you the statistics. My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters. Not a niggerdick, but not small. No, I am not a virgin. My average sex encounters last 25-30 minutes.

Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as Stan. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act. But, I have no idea if 25 minutes is long enough. Is that considered 'long', 'short', or what? I need help. I mean, I don't want to fail horribly on my first crack at her crack.

Also, she is an anal-virgin, which isn't suprising for a 16 year old (Like myself.. haven't done anal, ever). No, she's never stuck a dildo up there. Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should  I be worried about her shitting on my dick?

I've collected a few anal porn videos and watched them. They seem to act like it.. but hey, its a movie, people act.

Yeah, I'm stuck in a rut in my mind before I go and do something fun. I overanalyze too much, or something; but I would really like an answer to my questions. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 16:25

Giving you Stan's number isn't going to help him come to grips with Stan's gender any sooner.

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