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I'm supposed to have Anal sex

Name: No. 2007-01-04 15:42

First off, I'd like to tell you the statistics. My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters. Not a niggerdick, but not small. No, I am not a virgin. My average sex encounters last 25-30 minutes.

Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as Stan. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act. But, I have no idea if 25 minutes is long enough. Is that considered 'long', 'short', or what? I need help. I mean, I don't want to fail horribly on my first crack at her crack.

Also, she is an anal-virgin, which isn't suprising for a 16 year old (Like myself.. haven't done anal, ever). No, she's never stuck a dildo up there. Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should  I be worried about her shitting on my dick?

I've collected a few anal porn videos and watched them. They seem to act like it.. but hey, its a movie, people act.

Yeah, I'm stuck in a rut in my mind before I go and do something fun. I overanalyze too much, or something; but I would really like an answer to my questions. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 15:48

halp

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 16:06

you should be ashamed of yourself

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 16:22

If you ever think about having anal sex, you should kill yourself. Read the I-ching.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 16:27

>>1
My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters.
Dude! 7 inches is not 4 centimeters! Learn2math!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 16:30

you should get some practice before doing it for real with a girl.
I suggest you go to your local gay bar and start there.  people there can probubly give some practice as well as pointers

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:06

>>Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should  I be worried about her shitting on my dick?

Yes. Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:48

>>1
Lol. If you want to know if 25 minutes is enough for her, ask her. As for buttsecks, talk to her first, and get her interested, then try it, but when trying, remember the following:

1. Too much lube is almost enough
2. She needs to relax
3. Keep massaging her, and use one, then two, then the tip of three fingers before your dick, all in stages of 3-5 minutes to get her used to it.

If you're worried about cleanliness(*), she can have an enema first, though I suppose this idea will be more scary to you and her than any possible filth.

(*): "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." - Woody Allen

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 19:16

so u wanna fuck her butt a? well let's a see, i'd say a max of only 20 mins is enough for anal. long periods of anal sex can lead to swollen,sore ass and inflaming feeling. go really slow when doing it though

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:33

Before you slam that thing in, and you gotta slam it because it's less painful that way, rub it down with rubbing alcohol so it's nice and clean.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:34

Oh and:

Don't forget to pull it out all the way and push it back in many times during the sexual act. This increases her and your pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:46

For people who practice anal sex, an enema is usually considered necessary.  Even people who do an enema beforehand sometimes get some crap on their partner's dick.  There is a high likelyhood of getting shit on your dick if there is no enema.  Shit is a serious concern.

In my experience, anal sex just isn't worth it.  It's too tight, the hole isn't long enough, it smells, it's more risky, and preperation.  Just admire the asshole by looking at it, and possibly fingering it.... but sticking your dick in it????  OK, try it once if you must, but it's just not meant to be.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:49

SHITTY DICKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 1:51

>>6
Truth and great advice. Learn from the masters!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 2:03

>>14
Oh he will be. I invite you to refer back to the second paragraph:

Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as [i][b]Stan[/i]/b]. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act.

And "Stan" can be short for how many girl's names?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 2:20

this is why muslims kill us

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 2:49

30 minutes? nice lying. are you doing one stroke every 3 minutes?

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Name: JAMAL 2007-01-05 3:28

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Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 3:31

Someone just had a seizure on the keyboard in this thread. Or maybe it was an intensely powerful ANAL ORGASM

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 10:45

Stanita, Cri-Stan, Stanley. All girl names.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 13:37

YES YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE IN THE ACT

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 13:42

Seriously, check empornium or somewhere, they got this guide to anal sex movie. It's pretty cool.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 15:26

Stop trying to make him gay! Gay with Stan!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 16:17

>>1

Pffft...I'm 15, and my dick's 11 1/2 inches long. 7 inches? *laugh* *laugh*

Anyway, give me your girlfriend's telephone number. She sounds hawt. ^___^

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 16:25

Giving you Stan's number isn't going to help him come to grips with Stan's gender any sooner.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 16:35

I LOVE YOU STAN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 17:30

>>31
I lol'd

Name: ytmnd 2007-01-05 17:35

ytmnd is gon crash ur forums lawl 4 pm 2morow lawl GON GET OWWWWWNED , SON

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 21:13

ew don't fuck a guy in the ass
clearly stan is a male name

Name: sn4x 2007-01-05 21:37

roflamo

tell stan i said the sex last night was great he has the best ass ever

j/k

>_>

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 21:41

what was the question?.... ermm anyways, anal is silly, ur aimin is all wrong

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 22:51

wow i dont think i heard a single positive remark about anal sex this entire thread....the ass is a large cluster of nerve endings to it is very sensitive (no shit) but this means it can also be pleasurable, i know a few girls that love it in their ass more then normal intercourse. just remember to take it slow and take care for both your safety and (if u both find it pleasurable enough to make it a normal activity try to do it only now and again as extensive amounts of anal sex can lead to a loose ass hole later down the road

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 23:00

No do NOT take it slow. Rub down your cock and her anus with rubbing alcohol and thrust it in quickly withdrawing fully many times then thrusting it back in for maximum enjoyment.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 23:05

yes that's right i talk to myself

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