First off, I'd like to tell you the statistics. My dick is 7 inches, 4 centimeters. Not a niggerdick, but not small. No, I am not a virgin. My average sex encounters last 25-30 minutes.
Now. The girl, I'll refer to her as Stan. Stan likes it slow, apparently. Likes getting teased in the act. But, I have no idea if 25 minutes is long enough. Is that considered 'long', 'short', or what? I need help. I mean, I don't want to fail horribly on my first crack at her crack.
Also, she is an anal-virgin, which isn't suprising for a 16 year old (Like myself.. haven't done anal, ever). No, she's never stuck a dildo up there. Should I be worried about being un-satisfyed myself? Should I be worried about her shitting on my dick?
I've collected a few anal porn videos and watched them. They seem to act like it.. but hey, its a movie, people act.
Yeah, I'm stuck in a rut in my mind before I go and do something fun. I overanalyze too much, or something; but I would really like an answer to my questions. Thanks.
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Anonymous2007-01-05 23:14
use lots of lube. make sure she drops a duce before hand and you can be sure she wont shit on your dick. and 25 minutes will probrably be too long.
Man, I love it when kids come to adult forums.
lol gaiz this board doesn't have 1024x2000 resolution pictures of a cartoon fox getting it from a horse, lets all post
Sure, go ahead and post but for the love of anal just sage it.
You and "stan" should totally get it on. Remember, enema first, then the lube, then the fuck. Do it the other way and you just end up smelling like RedCream.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 11:10 ID:1s1MzMBg
You're 16, you're ugly, and you touch yourself. Move on, plz.
(PS FUCK YOU For making me using a Ringo Starr lyric, niggercunt. Oh, and that's what an anus is. A niggercunt. So, go get a shit-born infection your explicitly detailed penis.)
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Anonymous2007-08-04 11:12 ID:GKcJ8FrI
PWND BY THE RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous2007-08-04 12:51 ID:euv+4soi
25 minutes isn't bad, I know guys that go "Dude i gave it to her for like 10 minutes and then she let me shoot it on her face!" and I laugh cuz i know she prolly didn't even cum. But idk if you should do anal to 16 year old......I mean unless you're a prickhole or something
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:00 ID:6kOmYvIY
>>39
This man is correct. I mean, hasn't anyone else here ever watched porn? They don't do it slow. The only slow part is putting it in the first time, then bang her like a jackhammer. The faster you do it the better it will be for her.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:06 ID:6K4B4IiS
SATAN Likes the buttsecks very much.
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Anonymous2007-08-04 13:10 ID:2KP9Esyv
if she bleeds, keep going, the blood stimulates the clitoris
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Anonymous2007-08-04 15:22 ID:dlsOm0vx
IT WAS ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STAN
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Anonymous2007-08-04 15:24 ID:5Sl6G9hN
DO IT BITCH
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Anonymous2007-08-05 3:15 ID:lsARItwy
lol let us know if you got a rusty nail or not
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Anonymous2007-08-06 1:21 ID:vfgyEHpz
Just hold her down and slam it in. If she screams it just means she likes it. The blood is the body's natural lube, don't worry about it.
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Anonymous2007-08-06 1:23 ID:LQdxayfQ
/me not reading all posts
25 is shameful. SHAMEFUL! But I love it when guys only last 25 minutes, because when the chick leaves him (or not.. I don't care either way), it makes my sex that much better. So you keep going with your bad sex, but when she comes home late one night with a smile you've never seen before, you now know why.