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/b/ I need a makeshift dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:20

Items around the house. Ideas?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:22

Shampoo bottle.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:22

Ass, actually. :P

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:29

Use a severed and stuffed penis. I'm sure someone like you has plenty of thos around the house, right?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:31

get a femur from someone

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:35

Are you a sexually frustrated homosexual teenage boy who's anal-douching, hoping that when you do find someone, you'll be ready for action? Seen it happen a million times. Always ends with rape or homophobes resorting to violence. Moral of the story: stretching out your anus is bad.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:54

No, I want to masturbate, son.

IM IN UR HEAD READIN UR MIND

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-21 4:04

Try asking in /b/ you shit cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 4:41

Air freshener things with the jelly stuff removed from the pole

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 9:28

A knife.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 9:51

I'd recommend a bottle, particularly a small one of the plastic variety, with padding on the cap end (possibly sandwich bags inside a condom). That might work. (Note: I ahve never used a dildo, but I know what one looks like and how large one is, and it is reasonable to think that one can simulate the qualities of a dildo with a little bit of investment and a small plastic bottle, perhaps a shampoo container.)

Good luck with the fappin'!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 14:26

I would like to make a home made dildo as well
Anal masturbation its great, and no, im not gay you faggots

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 16:48

>>12
lol yes you are.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 6:34

For a dildo :
I use a bit of blutack moulded in to the shape of a cock.
Then i wrap it in a condom. However, If you dont have a condom,  use clear plastic food wrap  and an elastic band. The good thing is, you can mould the blutack to whatever shape cock you want. Believe me. It feels SOOOOOOOO good.

For another masturbation method (for girls):
 I sit in the bath and i run some water. Then i put my pussy up against the water and i let it trickle down slowly... Orgasm in seconds...

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 7:16

>>1
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 7:17

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:57

Vegetables are the safest, if they get stuck (and stuff DOES get stuck down there) you can easily remove them with knife and fork.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:59

>>17
Or use the mathematicians method. work it out with a pencil

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 8:37

>>17
How many people go to the hospital per day related to there ass I wonder!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 8:43

>>19
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 9:23

>>19
Where ass?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:02

>>21
There ass!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:28

>>19
* How many people go to the hospital per day related to their ass I wonder!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 19:26

try a toilet plunger, tooth brush, candle or a cup

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 21:48

>>14
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: make 2009-09-11 4:19

hey I will make you realy nice dilldo if you want

Name: 1969-12-31 19:00 2009-09-11 4:21

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:24

broom

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:25

or just ask a random guy they will do it or i would depends on how you look i might have to put a paper bag over your face

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:37

chair leg

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:38

>>14-33
Anonymous : 2006-12-21 03:20

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-03 0:28

Go buy a box of Magnums for like 12 bucks. Astroglide helps too. Take a few socks and wrap/bunch them around the top of something long and cylindrical. Roll the magnum down over the socks. Make sure to leave a good buffer layer of socks on the top of the object you chose. I use a hand weight set to make mine. I attach 30 pounds to one side of the weight and put it in the floor, then on the other side I wrap the socks and roll the condom down. Take some astroglide and rub it all over it, then spit/use a glass of water to get things slippery. Then I go to town. Best part is, you can disassemble it and get rid of the evidence fairly easily.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-20 4:41

do what number 35 said

Name: FUCKYOU 2010-03-04 8:20

ask a random guy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 14:53

>>35
what, that's foolish, you could shoot your cock right off

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-04 15:17

>>38
Did you even look at that post's date! >>35–san has probably been dead for years by now! RIP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-03 21:55

yo i like to use axe bottles to shove up my ass lol then take a nother one and rub the cold on my clit

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:06

OP here. I made this thread four years ago and I've periodically checked in on it. Thanks for all the input!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:22

knife handle.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:57

What do you call a good looking pig?

Hamsome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 14:54

use fingers

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 16:07

>>44
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 20:46

4chan is lame. try 7chan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 21:04

>>46
2006-12-21 03:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:47

The greatest make-shift dildo I know of was the candle-stick in the condom or the barbie doll leg. If you are looking for real meat, try kilbasa or hotdog weiners.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 18:49

>>48
2006-12-21 03:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:46

>>49
lol, that was the day I turned 28. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:56

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 9:04

>>51
you mean this isn't /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 7:57

>>52
No. It's not.

Name: Fuck my POOPER! 2010-08-15 3:16

I'll pack your fudge!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 3:39

/b/ for the blind

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 6:36

Grow a cock in your backyard.

Duh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 8:12

>>56
Speaking of which, does anyone have the dildo garden kopipe?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 8:52

>>40
How can you cut of your dick and make a clit out of it? You faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:59

Raw eggs have always worked for me. Just shove a few up and you're good to go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:03

>>59
Way to bump a five year old thread, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 18:24

>>60
You need to shut your fucking mouth.

Do it now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 20:41

>>61
You silly goose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 6:26

>>62
*grabs dick* Prepare your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 6:31

>>63
*grabs anus* Prepare your dick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-11 16:24

* Grabs dick and anus * Prepare your body!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-11 21:44

hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 1:03

>>64
*prepares grab* Dick your anus.

Name: the tskman 2011-04-12 5:50

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 1:43

>>69
Way to bump a five year old thread.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 17:51

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 18:36

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 18:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-08 18:37

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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 14:16

>>96
all day everyday

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-12 17:28


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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-13 17:33

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 17:01

NUMBER 100!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 21:34

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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-26 14:29

Microwaved carrot and lube.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:18

>>103
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:22

>>103
You're doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 22:13

Dont use cold vegetables your bum hole will tighten up. If you take them from the fridge run them under hot water.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 22:48

A little, relaxing broomstick up the bumcave. Is there nothing better in life?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 22:59

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-13 10:24

Bump.

Name: BUMP 8=======D~~~( ( |--» 2012-04-20 4:11

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Name: BUMP 8=======D~~~( ( |--» 2012-04-20 4:13

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 4:35

check 'em

Name: Tyler Durden 2012-04-20 8:01

Masturbation is self improvement

Name: A 2012-06-19 22:37

Fuck all of yal. You get distracted to much

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-19 23:51

Just steal the neighbors.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-20 10:12

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 16:37

>>115
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 5:49

>>116
Nigger.

Name: Ashley 2013-07-03 14:31

2013 Bump, opps.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 19:19

>>117
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-03 19:48

>>119
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-04 5:14

>>120
Tsk.

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