/lounge/ - /b/ I need a makeshift dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:20

Items around the house. Ideas?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 6:34

For a dildo :
I use a bit of blutack moulded in to the shape of a cock.
Then i wrap it in a condom. However, If you dont have a condom, use clear plastic food wrap and an elastic band. The good thing is, you can mould the blutack to whatever shape cock you want. Believe me. It feels SOOOOOOOO good.

For another masturbation method (for girls):
I sit in the bath and i run some water. Then i put my pussy up against the water and i let it trickle down slowly... Orgasm in seconds...

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 7:16

>>1
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 7:17

>>15
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:57

Vegetables are the safest, if they get stuck (and stuff DOES get stuck down there) you can easily remove them with knife and fork.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:59

>>17
Or use the mathematicians method. work it out with a pencil

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 8:37

>>17
How many people go to the hospital per day related to there ass I wonder!

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 8:43

>>19
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 9:23

>>19
Where ass?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:02

>>21
There ass!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:28

>>19
^* How many people go to the hospital per day related to their ass I wonder!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 19:26

try a toilet plunger, tooth brush, candle or a cup

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 21:48

>>14
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: make 2009-09-11 4:19

hey I will make you realy nice dilldo if you want

Name: 1969-12-31 19:00 2009-09-11 4:21

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:24

broom

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:25

or just ask a random guy they will do it or i would depends on how you look i might have to put a paper bag over your face

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:37

chair leg

/b/ I need a makeshift dildo.

1 Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:20

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 6:34

15 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 7:16

16 Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 7:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:57

18 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 7:59

19 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-28 8:37

20 Name: Anusymous 2009-07-28 8:43

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 9:23

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 10:02

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-07-28 12:28

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 19:26

26 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-09 21:48

27 Name: make 2009-09-11 4:19

28 Name: 1969-12-31 19:00 2009-09-11 4:21

31 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:24

32 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:25

33 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-11 20:37