Use a severed and stuffed penis. I'm sure someone like you has plenty of thos around the house, right?
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Anonymous2006-12-21 3:31
get a femur from someone
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Anonymous2006-12-21 3:35
Are you a sexually frustrated homosexual teenage boy who's anal-douching, hoping that when you do find someone, you'll be ready for action? Seen it happen a million times. Always ends with rape or homophobes resorting to violence. Moral of the story: stretching out your anus is bad.
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Anonymous2006-12-21 3:54
No, I want to masturbate, son.
IM IN UR HEAD READIN UR MIND
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LordRiordan2006-12-21 4:04
Try asking in /b/ you shit cock.
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Anonymous2006-12-21 4:41
Air freshener things with the jelly stuff removed from the pole
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Anonymous2006-12-21 9:28
A knife.
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Anonymous2006-12-21 9:51
I'd recommend a bottle, particularly a small one of the plastic variety, with padding on the cap end (possibly sandwich bags inside a condom). That might work. (Note: I ahve never used a dildo, but I know what one looks like and how large one is, and it is reasonable to think that one can simulate the qualities of a dildo with a little bit of investment and a small plastic bottle, perhaps a shampoo container.)
Good luck with the fappin'!
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Anonymous2006-12-21 14:26
I would like to make a home made dildo as well
Anal masturbation its great, and no, im not gay you faggots
For a dildo :
I use a bit of blutack moulded in to the shape of a cock.
Then i wrap it in a condom. However, If you dont have a condom, use clear plastic food wrap and an elastic band. The good thing is, you can mould the blutack to whatever shape cock you want. Believe me. It feels SOOOOOOOO good.
For another masturbation method (for girls):
I sit in the bath and i run some water. Then i put my pussy up against the water and i let it trickle down slowly... Orgasm in seconds...
Go buy a box of Magnums for like 12 bucks. Astroglide helps too. Take a few socks and wrap/bunch them around the top of something long and cylindrical. Roll the magnum down over the socks. Make sure to leave a good buffer layer of socks on the top of the object you chose. I use a hand weight set to make mine. I attach 30 pounds to one side of the weight and put it in the floor, then on the other side I wrap the socks and roll the condom down. Take some astroglide and rub it all over it, then spit/use a glass of water to get things slippery. Then I go to town. Best part is, you can disassemble it and get rid of the evidence fairly easily.
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Anonymous2009-11-20 4:41
do what number 35 said
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FUCKYOU2010-03-04 8:20
ask a random guy?
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Anonymous2010-03-04 14:53
>>35
what, that's foolish, you could shoot your cock right off