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/b/ I need a makeshift dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-21 3:20

Items around the house. Ideas?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:06

OP here. I made this thread four years ago and I've periodically checked in on it. Thanks for all the input!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:22

knife handle.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:57

What do you call a good looking pig?

Hamsome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 14:54

use fingers

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-14 16:07

>>44
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 20:46

4chan is lame. try 7chan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 21:04

>>46
2006-12-21 03:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:47

The greatest make-shift dildo I know of was the candle-stick in the condom or the barbie doll leg. If you are looking for real meat, try kilbasa or hotdog weiners.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 18:49

>>48
2006-12-21 03:20

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:46

>>49
lol, that was the day I turned 28. :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 2:56

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 9:04

>>51
you mean this isn't /b/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 7:57

>>52
No. It's not.

Name: Fuck my POOPER! 2010-08-15 3:16

I'll pack your fudge!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 3:39

/b/ for the blind

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 6:36

Grow a cock in your backyard.

Duh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 8:12

>>56
Speaking of which, does anyone have the dildo garden kopipe?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 8:52

>>40
How can you cut of your dick and make a clit out of it? You faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 13:59

Raw eggs have always worked for me. Just shove a few up and you're good to go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 15:03

>>59
Way to bump a five year old thread, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 18:24

>>60
You need to shut your fucking mouth.

Do it now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-16 20:41

>>61
You silly goose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 6:26

>>62
*grabs dick* Prepare your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 6:31

>>63
*grabs anus* Prepare your dick.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-11 16:24

* Grabs dick and anus * Prepare your body!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-11 21:44

hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 1:03

>>64
*prepares grab* Dick your anus.

Name: the tskman 2011-04-12 5:50

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-12 23:18

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Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 1:43

>>69
Way to bump a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-03 9:27

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