My cock isn't straight. Most of the pornos I watch have guys in them with straight, long cocks. Mine on the other hand sort of starts off straight and then points down. I've heard that these crooked dicks are very good at stimulating orgasm in women, so mabye it's not a bad thing.
Anyone else like me?
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Anonymous2006-10-04 18:22
Most curve up if at all.
You must have AIDS.
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Anonymous2006-10-04 18:34
Mine sort of bends upward, like a katana. I've been told I have a very attractive looking penis.
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Anonymous2006-10-04 18:36
Mine is straight out ready to poke either hole.
I know when the penis bends it is then better suited for one hole than the other. I think down is for anal and up is for pussy.
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Anonymous2006-10-04 18:39
Perhaps you guy's cocks are too small to be crooked?
Mine curves slightly to the left, and up. Also, the head is very slightly twisted, and my piss veers to the left like >>10's.
Maybe I've been jerking it with my left hand too much, and I should try it with my right from now on to straighten my cack out.
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Anonymous2006-10-05 2:49
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
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Anonymous2006-10-05 16:10
mine bends southeast about 19 degrees
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Anonymous2006-10-05 20:01
Mine bends slightly downward, and I'm convinced this makes it easy as hell to fuck a girl well from behind.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 0:02
Most bent penii are a result of circumcision. A little bit too much skin is taken in one area, and/or not enough in another.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 0:25
What, no way. The bend is in the spongy tissue inside.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 1:54
>>3
how the fck do you get an attractive looking penis???
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Anonymous2006-10-06 7:12
>>19
Many girls find it unattractive if your penis is excessively veiny or if it has a strange coloration.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 8:34
>>20
so it's not about having an attractive penis, just a non-ugly one.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 12:11
>>20
I know girls like veiny penises because it gives them a better feel. Same with bent penises. It's very normal to have a bent penis. Pornos have no hair around their privates, you grow pubic hair during puberty. Things are altered or picked out. Like breast implants.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 14:59
Hahahahah. Crooked penises.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 16:51
My penis bends in and around itself until it becomes itself at the base. When I cum, I know how a girl feels when she's knocked up
The real cause is apparently scar tissue beneath the skin and if it doesn't correct itself in a few years there's very little you can do. It usually isn't a problem though during sex. I wish mine was bent upwards.
I keep telling the ladies that another 6 inches is there, but actually bent into the 5th dimension ... but they don't seem to ever believe me.
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:04 ID:fABkLJaQ
epic thread is epic?
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Anonymous2007-09-04 22:10 ID:EV42A/rm
My dick has got lots of little bumps on the underside of it - had them ever since puberty if I remember. Also got some fucked up little white dots near the end of my foreskin. It sure as hell discourages me even more from trying to lose my virginity.
does masturbating curve it? cause mine also tilts left
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Anonymous2007-09-05 1:59 ID:/ROAvqdA
Mine tilts slightly to the right. Maybe I should push instead of pull when I fap.
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Anonymous2007-09-05 5:08 ID:51jBd/zr
to the left as well from the base, not much. it's cos i carry it that way
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Anonymous2007-09-05 5:50 ID:JyMj37Gi
>>1
Probably best if you take her from behind. The bent cock will put more pressure on her g spot.
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Anonymous2007-09-05 7:44 ID:E7/NRU2r
My cack is so long & hard that if I slapped the ground with it it would be like that Skittles commercial where the guy does a karate chop and splits the world in half!