Anyone else have a crooked cock?

My cock isn't straight. Most of the pornos I watch have guys in them with straight, long cocks. Mine on the other hand sort of starts off straight and then points down. I've heard that these crooked dicks are very good at stimulating orgasm in women, so mabye it's not a bad thing.

Anyone else like me?

Mine curves slightly to the left, and up. Also, the head is very slightly twisted, and my piss veers to the left like >>10's.

Maybe I've been jerking it with my left hand too much, and I should try it with my right from now on to straighten my cack out.